Dice blessed by a rabbi and dipped in holy water?

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**Fiercegoldfish**

Does anyone have these? What other ways can you think of to bring luck and prosperity to your dice (I am convinced that mine are possessed by Khorne himself!).

**ginger_nid_dude**

I find that two hands clasped around a hammer have a larger influence on dice than a thousand clasped in prayer.

In other words I SMASH bad dice and leave the bits in the dice pot as a warning

**Fiercegoldfish**

ginger_nid_dude wrote:I find that two hands clasped around a hammer have a larger influence on dice than a thousand clasped in prayer.

In other words I SMASH bad dice and leave the bits in the dice pot as a warning

Ah. Capital punishment... sounds a bit expensive :/

**Gwar!**

Fiercegoldfish wrote:Does anyone have these? What other ways can you think of to bring luck and prosperity to your dice (I am convinced that mine are possessed by Khorne himself!).

I use Opaque Dice and Lead paint.

**ginger_nid_dude**

Not particularly. I've only had to do it twice. Once when a single dice rolled three ones for my orcs' animosity rolls on the turn that I declared a WAAAAAAAGH! The other was a genocide after plague zombies ate my nids

**Lorgar's_Blessed**

Simple. Ten seconds in a microwave. Dice is placed in with the one down. I find it works well to help my dice roll sixes. >_>

Joking. But no, I actually don't believe in luck. I believe in odds and gods, and they both hate my guts.

**Kurgash**

Think of the number you don't want to roll and the dice will do the opposite like the bastard it is. Works well in my area but otherwise...I advise against it.

**Tyranid Horde**

If only you used a dice but had sixes on every side for a squad with rending now that would be sweet.

**IvanTih**

I bless my dice with my sweat,blood of my foes and with the eatable oil.

**Eldar12**

Fiercegoldfish wrote:
ginger_nid_dude wrote:I find that two hands clasped around a hammer have a larger influence on dice than a thousand clasped in prayer.

In other words I SMASH bad dice and leave the bits in the dice pot as a warning

Ah. Capital punishment... sounds a bit expensive :/

Well said

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Why don't we all stick with weighted dice

**WEP**

Don't know about you guys but i don't have this prob =] I always make my saves just ask my friends

**Emperor Luigi**

Dipped in holy water? They'd only roll well when your opponent is a vampire. Blessed by a rabbi? Only when the vampire is Jewish.

**leoaeris6789**

ginger_nid_dude wrote:In other words I SMASH bad dice and leave the bits in the dice pot as a warning

...do you play IG?

**JohnHwangDD**

I'm pretty sure that the mixing of Jewish and Catholic faiths would at least cancel out, if not actually curse the dice.

**Davor**

Eldar12 wrote:
Fiercegoldfish wrote:
ginger_nid_dude wrote:I find that two hands clasped around a hammer have a larger influence on dice than a thousand clasped in prayer.

In other words I SMASH bad dice and leave the bits in the dice pot as a warning

Ah. Capital punishment... sounds a bit expensive :/

Well said ... ... ...

But not if you are going agaisnt JottWW.

**don_mondo**

You line your dice up on a shelf. Pull out every 10th dice and place them on a concrete bloack and let the rest watch while you smash the chosen ones with a hammer. Performance improves drastically afterwards............

**H.B.M.C.**

Ah. The true meaning of 'Decimation'.

**alexwars1**

Which way do you face them?

**don_mondo**

Place them with the 1 on top........

**Leigen_Zero**

Never ask of your dice anything, ANYTHING.

The dice are malicious creatures, full of spite and a black sense of humour.

Right now I still feel the icy coldness of thier 21 eyes staring at me, watching me with contempt and waiting for thier next opportunity to hurt me again...

I digress

Yeah don't ask them to do something, they will, like a petulant child, do the exact opposite!

**SagesStone**

The non-paranoid version of the above as soon as you think they'll do awesome or want them to be awesome they fail. Just roll and enjoy the results.

My blue GW dice are awesome, so much that the opponents usually stop using theirs and start using mine. They usually get the right roll, enough to be considered lucky. If I need a LD test, they're low. Hits, wounds and saves are usually high. Plus they are just as lucky when the oppoent does use them

I think it's because they're blue and I've used them everytime I've played Orks. Although I have had games when they've been really crappy, like the time I brought red dice, the blue ones sucked for roughly three weeks. But whenever they roll badly they seem to roll decently the next game. My suggestion would be blue dice and believing blue is extremly lucky like the Orks.

Also don't get them blessed if you play loyalist Imperials, the Emprah hates religion.