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Matty wrote:Well now that I let this thing cool down I would like to say that I believe Trek wins. Imagine Spock Vulcan Death Gripping dart vader! PWNED!

Vulcan "Death" Grip(a misleading name, as it only knocks you out and doesn't kill and is official called the Vulcan NERVE PINCH to boot) doesn't work through armor as you can't stimulate nerve endings. Not that you could do it on Vader anyway, as his entire body is one giant ball of inflamed nerves, hence the need for the armor in the first place(read Shadows of the Empire to get an idea of how Vader feels physically outside of the suit).

Chuck Norris wins hands down. Period.

penut the butter wrote:Chuck Norris wins hands down. Period.

CREEEEEEEEEEEEED outflanked Chuck Norris once. Chuck's roast elephant sandwich turned out to be an Emperor-Class Titan. Needless to say, Chuck lost.

Also, the problem here is that the GE in Star Wars and the Federation or whatnot in Star Trek both seem to take a far more tactical approach to warfare that the Imperium. With the Imperium on the other hand, the answer to everything is either overkill and excessive force (Often several hundred times more than what would've been necessary) or:

"SEND IN MOAR MEN!"

"But sir, we've lost more than 3 million already trying to capture the objective..."

"DAMNIT! I SAID MOAR MEN!"

"...But...Sir... It's only 0400hrs and we've already lost another fifty-thousand..."

*Commander shoots advisor and orders another wave*

-Cut-

And the thing is, losses like that hardly even register with the Imperium. Which is why I could see them kicking the living snot out of the other two. And that's without counting THE EMPRAH'S MIGHTY SPEHSS MEHREENS!!1!!!!!1!

Most awesome script ever.

metallifan wrote:Also, the problem here is that the GE in Star Wars and the Federation or whatnot in Star Trek both seem to take a far more tactical approach to warfare that the Imperium.

You say this, but the current Federation "Military" ground forces have a totality of pistols, carbines, rifles, and a Rocket Launcher in their armoury(and the rocket launcher's only canon cause Worf uses one to blow up some rocks in Insurrection). The only other support weapons ever seen in Star Trek was a Klingon Mortar during the Dominion Wars and the Laser Battery used once or twice in TOS that requires power transferred directly from a vessel in geosynchronous orbit.

I reckin 40k

A long time ago, in a couple of galaxies far away...

The Galactic Empire rapes Star Trek. Thinking themselves the best, they insolently challenge the 40k universe (which at the time is having internal affiars). 40k pauses in it's massive slaughter, and descends upon the universe of Star Wars.

Mid evil-cackle the Emperors head explodes from a psychich attack.
Ewoks are chucked into bags full of kittens, which are then thrown into rivers.
Luke Skywalkers skull is used as a 'piscoop'.
Han-Solo borrows from someone 1000 times worse than Jabba the Hutt. The Dark Eldar. To pay of his debt...(insert gory details here)
The sisters of battle proceed to burn Princess Lea (and her wierd hairdo) alive. Immolating her with purifying promethium.

All of this and more is done TO Star Wars BY 40k.

Meanwhile, Chuck Norris looks on in amusement. (Laughter of the Thirsting Gods)

I think that if we calmly and rationally employ logic to discuss this as educated people, it's quite obviously...











































KHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fred Rogers would pwn them all.

I'm glad that they live in parallel dimensions.
So who cares.

you know who wins all Justin beiber

Nimble wrote:you know who wins all Justin beiber

HERESY!

Nimble wrote:you know who wins all Justin beiber

Somewhere a kitten just died, you know that don't you. You just killed a kitten you b'stad.

Nimble wrote:you know who wins all Justin beiber

Lining up the shot, and..... [Bang] Gotcha.

Orkeosaurus wrote:The 40k universe beats the Star Wars universe, but the Galactic Empire beats The Imperium of Man.

Both the Imperium and the Empire beat the Federation, although in a universe battle it would come down what the pretty much omnipotent beings from Star Trek would do against the pretty much omnipotent beings from 40k.

Chuck Norris is a skilled martial artist, but is neither a galaxy spanning empire nor a universe filled with advanced aliens, and is at a disadvantage because of this.

actually the Imperium beats the GE quite easily. This debate has come up quite a number of times. The GE would get the living snot get kicked out of it by the IoM. The only way the GE has in terms of advantage over the IoM is the fact that they have a faster and waaay safer FTL.

Wouldn't Star Trek the Next Generation win?

Afterall, they have weapons that can decimate entire houses in those small phasers.

Not to mention Space Ships that actually work...

to this i say Darth Reaven and Starkiller.... all that's needed

grayspark wrote:Wouldn't Star Trek the Next Generation win?

Afterall, they have weapons that can decimate entire houses in those small phasers.

Not to mention Space Ships that actually work...

but they also have a fleet a sector defense force admiral would call small.



and to Starkiller on the same sentence as Darth Reaven!!?!??! Darth Reavan will not be happy.

Besides, at best they're the same level as a high delta psyker. sorry mate.

One word:

Orks.

Could you imagine what would happen is these green bastards got a hold of SW or ST tech?

chowderhead13 wrote:One word:

Orks.

Could you imagine what would happen is these green bastards got a hold of SW or ST tech?

paint the galaxy green and red.

*imagines a warboss with lightsabers for fingers*

on the other hand, I don't think orks would like lightsabers much. they have simillar effects to a powersword, but have almost no weight, and doesn't allow the victims to bleed.

I'm pretty sure everybody loses. The fans especially.

Nimble wrote:you know who wins all Justin beiber

Pausing from the slaughter, all of 40k, Star Wars, Star Trek, and Chuck Norris all unite to kill Justin Bieber. Then they go back to killing each other.

eh, who cares? We all know that trek loses. Forget about star wars too (idiotic storm troopers can't even kill harrison ford). Chuck? Eh, I'd say a daemon would come out of the warp and eat his brains out.

IOM wins IMO


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adielubbe wrote:I reckin 40k

The mighty boosh! YES. Love that show.

Sorry for OT (if that's even possible)

speedfreak wrote:The 40k universe is so much bigger and more advanced than the others. Hands down 40k win.

You've clearly never been a star wars nerd


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Matty wrote:Well now that I let this thing cool down I would like to say that I believe Trek wins. Imagine Spock Vulcan Death Gripping dart vader! PWNED!

Oh man, but imagine if Vader had a choky death thingy!

oh wait..

Star Wars has much better interstellar travel (in that, you know, it actually works) and while the most powerful Jedi probably pale in comparison to Mephiston and Eldrad Ulthran (let alone the Emperor himself) the Jedi have the advantage of never having to deal with the Perils of the Warp. I can't really speak to the size of the army or navy in the Galactic Empire/New Republic as compared to the Imperium, but unless the IoM VASTLY outnumbers Star Wars, I'd say advantage: Han, Luke, et al.

I'll leave Trek out of this because, really, it doesn't even belong in the conversation.

40k kills them all. Bring in the nids.

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Owain wrote:Also, the Galactic Empire stands not a chance. You know how poor Stormtrooper marksmanship is...

I hit a bird once

I think that Stallone would win
I also think that darth vader being a super psycher in every way shape and form he would win.

ITALY FOR THE WIN


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ELDAR QUICK HIDE IN THE WEB WAY


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Also Abadon the despoiler would go munch on eveything

The 40k universe is ment to last forever. It is a paradox in itself. If any other faction joined they would be stuck in the paradox. IE: Chuck would roundhouse kick a ork to death, then 10 more a born somewhere else. Then repeat. (Insert Marbo Det Pack joke above)

Samus_aran115 wrote:eh, who cares? We all know that trek loses. Forget about star wars too (idiotic storm troopers can't even kill harrison ford). Chuck? Eh, I'd say a daemon would come out of the warp and eat his brains out.

IOM wins IMO


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adielubbe wrote:I reckin 40k

The mighty boosh! YES. Love that show.

Sorry for OT (if that's even possible)

Bringing the universes to peace one horid singing girl at a time ^_^