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"Ask not the Eldar a question, for they will give you three answers, all of which are true and terrifying to know." - Inquisitor Czevak

"We bring only death, and leave only carrion. It is a message even a Human can understand." - Reqhiel of the Sons of Fuegan

"Trust not in their appearance, for the Eldar are as alien to good, honest men as the vile Tyranids and savage Orks. There is no understanding them for there is nothing to understand - they are a random force in the universe." - Imperial Commander Abriel Hume

"There is no art more beautiful and diverse as the art of death." - Laconfir of Biel-Tan

We have come for you!!!!!-Night lord's warcry.

"Trying to get a straight answer from the Tau is like nailing the ocean to the wall


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Your death is at hand!

You shall be purged

“If I were a proper brother-captain, I would know the prayer we are supposed to say. But I think you all know what we have to do. We do not know what our chances of survival are, so we fight as if they were zero. We do not know what we are facing, so we fight as if it was the dark gods themselves. No one will remember us now and we may never be buried beneath Titan, so we will build our own memorial here. The Chapter might lose us and the Imperium might never know we existed, but the Enemy – the Enemy will know. The Enemy will remember. We will hurt it so bad that it will never forget us until the stars burn out and the Emperor vanquishes it at the end of time. When Chaos is dying, its last thought will be of us. That is our memorial – carved into the heart of Chaos. We cannot lose, Grey Knights. We have already won.”
~Acting-Brother-captain Alaric of the Grey Knights




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Also: “We are not your worst nightmare… we are your every nightmare”.

For the Emperor! - Alpha Legion battlecry

'I'll take out sum uv yer teef. Dat'll help ease da pain in yer chest. Grockit, 'and me dat wrench!' - Ork pain boy

KevlarPaperclips wrote:"Get 'em boyz! Dakka dakka dakka! WAAAGH! THE ORKS! WAAAGH!" - Rotgob, Ork strategist

Awesome. Pure awesomeness! Just picturing that makes me laugh.

My Sunday Boredom has turned into a week of fun with this thread....

"OH GOD: PLEASE LET ME ROLL AVERAGE"
When in dought, Advance
Mmmmm Pie, I like Pie

and
NO!!! that was a load baering Puppy!!!

"If a man dedicates his life to good deeds and the welfare of others, he will die unthanked and unremembered. If he excercises his genius to bring misery and death to billions, his name will echo down through the millennia for a hundred lifetimes. Infamy is always more preferable to ignominy."
- Fabius Bile at the Desecration of Kanzuz IX

The secret to immortaility.

Anpu42 wrote:"OH GOD: PLEASE LET ME ROLL AVERAGE"
When in dought, Advance
Mmmmm Pie, I like Pie

and
NO!!! that was a load baering Puppy!!!

WTF mate? I'm sure you have just made that up, unless it's one of the Tau Codex quotes....... LoL!

Klueless wrote:

Anpu42 wrote:"OH GOD: PLEASE LET ME ROLL AVERAGE"
When in dought, Advance
Mmmmm Pie, I like Pie

and
NO!!! that was a load baering Puppy!!!

WTF mate? I'm sure you have just made that up, unless it's one of the Tau Codex quotes....... LoL!

Witch one
"OH GOD LET ME ROLL AVERAGE" come from my dice rolling. I can win most games by tactics, but my dice fail alot. [A MechWarior Clikky-Tech game over by the 3rd turn,
I Fumbles 5 times and never hit, me never missed ad Critted about 4-7 times]
When in Dought Advance=Patton
Mmmm Pie, I like Pie comes from Land Raider with Turn Signals

as for the puppy one that involved a Toys "R" Us

"We are the carrion lords feeding on the terror of our victims." (Dark Eldar, mentioned in 2nd Edition Rulebook, I believe)
"We dance a bloody path on the precipice of annihilation." (same source as above)
"That which we cannot destroy, we will defile. Those who we do not defeat will know only despair." (CSM, in 2nd Edition Rulebook).

I remember those because I played most during 2nd Edition

Anpu42 wrote:

Klueless wrote:

Anpu42 wrote:"OH GOD: PLEASE LET ME ROLL AVERAGE"
When in dought, Advance
Mmmmm Pie, I like Pie

and
NO!!! that was a load baering Puppy!!!

Witch one
"OH GOD LET ME ROLL AVERAGE" come from my dice rolling. I can win most games by tactics, but my dice fail alot. [A MechWarior Clikky-Tech game over by the 3rd turn,
I Fumbles 5 times and never hit, me never missed ad Critted about 4-7 times]
When in Dought Advance=Patton
Mmmm Pie, I like Pie comes from Land Raider with Turn Signals

as for the puppy one that involved a Toys "R" Us

That is some random funniness.
Can you imagine taking a Land Raider through a Drive Through?

My best one was uttered by Ghazgul Mag Uruk Thraka-

"Umies are weak scum dat dezerve ta be stampt into da dust. 'Cept dat wun eye Yarrick 'o course, he knowz how ta fight propa!"

Coz' Nids can't talk, they can't say something stupid. But here is one from a guy terrified of Lictors.

"The thing that scares me most of all is that it burst out from the jungle directly in front of our ambush position. It had killed Jensen and Lucca before we knew what was happening. Nothing that large should be able to move that fast."

Here's the next one.

"The torchlight showed a trail of blood leading to the back room, so like a fool i followed it. Lying in he darkness was one of the smaller ones, its jaws distended around the torso of what I assumed used to be the father. He was still convulsing. In my horror, I shot the victim first. Big mistake."

Tim the Biovore wrote:Coz' Nids can't talk, they can't say something stupid. But here is one from a guy terrified of Lictors.

I beg to differ, there's actually a well known nid saying, it goes, "schheezzsshhaasssssssshhhhheesssss"
Its both a funny joke and conveys an important educational message too, and who said the Nids don't have a sense of humour?



(couldn't resist )

I stand corrected. in a weird way, yes, but still corrected.

DarkHound wrote: DEFILE THE FOOLS!

I Defile the fool!
-Mr T, after his inevitable fall to Khorne-worship

Tim the Biovore wrote:Coz' Nids can't talk.......

I believe all Nid quotes go as follows:

NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOMNOMNOMNOM NOM NOM NOM NOMNOMNOM

Well mine would have to be:

Burn the body, Sear the soul

From a CSM codex not sure if its current one or not

"(But) the universe is a big place and, whatever happens, you will not be missed...."

Been a fan of that one ever since the first time I read it.

My imperial guard motto: "As with any other resource, the value of an individual man decreases when it is easy to attain a replacement"

If I speak correctly this noise is a tyranid quote.
"reeeek arrrrrrrrgh krrrrrrrrrrrrrroo tru eke eke"
and i think it means "Woohoo, we win, woop woop woop"

Tim the Biovore wrote:If I speak correctly this noise is a tyranid quote.
"reeeek arrrrrrrrgh krrrrrrrrrrrrrroo tru eke eke"
and i think it means "Woohoo, we win, woop woop woop"

Is that followed by a night of drinking and break-dancing Nids?


"I love that avatar pic Tim"

Yes. Yes it is.

I bet the Nid's would listen to the Beastie Boys as they partied.....
Cuz no-body.....can do it.....like the Hive mind can, cummon!

My personal favorite:
"The Orks plague the galaxy from end to end with their ceaseless warring and strife. They are a race rooted so deeply in war that peace is utterly incomprehensible to them. They cannot be bargained with or bought save with weapons which they will inevitably turn against those who tried to bribe them. I pray with all my faith that some great catastrophe will annihilate them but I fear that ultimatley it is they, not we, who will rule this galaxy." -Imperial High Lord Xanthias