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**Emperors Faithful**

"We should never have left the Shire, Master Frodo." -One Ratling to another as they watch Abbadon stride towards them.

"OMFG! Just DIE already!!!" -Guardsmen versing Necrons

"Wow. Wait a second, why do 'nids even HAVE genatalia???" -Guardsman after looking at the Hive Tyrant from a distance

**Thanatos_elNyx**

"Hey Russ, you'll never guess what!" - Lion
"Yeah, I know! Magnus is a traitor! To think that he could accuse our beloved brother Horus of turning against us. Impossible! But don't worry. I have taken care of it, Horus asked me to destroyed Prospero and I have. Magnus shouldn't be bothering us again." - Russ
"... actually, I was going to say that Magnus was right. Horus has turned to Chaos, 7 other Legions have joined him and he has destroyed 3 Loyal Legions already!" - Lion

- Russ

A paraphrased version of something someone one posted once long ago.

**Bascilica**

"I kissed a girl and i liked it" -Drunk Daemonette Cheer.

"woah, who let that one off?"-Imperial Guard member shortly before being vomited on by a Great Unclean one.

"The louder the better" -Ork Warlord. Later caught engaging in a drunk jib with Noise marines. [Possibly Daemonette hookers]

"Sorry, I havnt got protection" -Imperial Guard member to daemonette, short before being vivisected.

"Maim! Kill! Burn!" -8 year old boy in a GW store.

**vodo40k**

Kroot shaper to a broadside:
"aren't you compensating for something?"
"hell no"

New Xeno weapons researcher:
"So let me get this straight, this gun shoots ninja stars?!"

New Techpreist:
"Hasn't anybody ever thought of putting a fail-safe on a plasma gun?"

**Generalian**

"Orks are fungi? Why are we killing them? Let's just eat them!" -Guardsman 303#

**metallifan**

Emperors Faithful wrote:@Metallifan: Why isn't it on your sig then?

Because I changed it in favor of the Crowbar and Commissar Teabaggery Awesomeness that is Gordon Freeman

**Dark**

"Thanks for volunteering to fetch that price!" -Thorgir Iron-Patch, Orlock gang leader

"But I didn't said anything!" -Orlock Juve, right after Thorgir

**Generalian**

CORN FOR THE CORN GOD!

**Owain**

"OM NOM NOM NOM. NOM NOMMY NOMMERS NOM."
-That thrice-forsaken Lictor that somehow managed to kill my Farseer.

**Norwulf**

"OI! quit diein ye gitz!!" - many an Ork warboss have said this, especially when fighting IG
"Wat, dis? Naw, I've had dis fer ages. Of kourse da paint's still wet, it's me favritt. Sell it to ya if ye loike. One kareful owna." -'Fingaz' Rutzeg, Deffskull Loota

"having defeated a “[Record Expunged by command of the Ordo Malleus 92764727e.k.]” in some sort of competition with stringed instruments"- From a story by orkeosaurus, about a rebel grot leader and his "exploits"

**elegost**

"Checkmate"... Creed winning at chess with only a king.

"Unit decimated" Me after finally destroying a squad of assault terminators...(the terminators walked through 10 gaurdians, 15 dire avengers, 6 howling banshees, 2 falcons, 1 farseer, 3 warlocks, 6 fire dragons and 6 harlequins)

**Noobtodagame**

Necron surfer accent. . .

-Dude what happened to your head?

-Necron unit 23,789,746 with scarab head responds "Never give the tomb spyder weed"

**Owain**

"'ERE WE GO! 'ERE WE GO!"
-A lot of Boyz.

**Emperors Faithful**

"'Ere we Go! 'Ere we Go!"
-A lot of sailors

"Oh sweet God-Emperors Balls..."
-Common expletitive used by loyalist forces in either an a) or b)situation.

a) They are about to get totally, utterly, screwed by the enemy.

b) They just got flashed by the God-Emperor of Mankind.

**Hawkins**

Quotes?
for my skaven: 'Run Away!'
For my Orks: 'kick it if it aint Green!' (witch causes no end of problems when facing salamanders )
for every thing else 'Don't Panic!'

**Generalian**

Necron suddenly gained independent thought for 40seconds

"OW CHARLIE THAT REALLY HURT!"

**mbalmes13**

We are the imperial guard what do you mean split up?

**Anpu42**

Swiftclaws Packs have near endless stamina and would rather die than give up the chase. Besides, they can always be sure of a good meal once their quest is complete

**Generalian**

lol

**Luke_Prowler**

"Iz not wokin'? Juz 'it a few timez" - the last words of Stormboy Garmrut

**Cor Angars**

Ssssiiiiinndriiiiiii!!!!!! - Chaos Lord Bale

"IDENTIFY YOURSHELF" - Tagarda of the Tallarn

**Napalm**

'Like all the other tanks we face are better than ours so we strap that long pipe to our battle cannon so they think, I don't know, like maybe it's a Vanquisher or something."
Sgt 'Oddball' Southerland, Acting CO of the 321st Emden Armor Co.

"The Vanq isn't overcompensation, it's keeping it all in proportion."
-Unknown Vanquisher Commander, 321st Emden Armor Co.

**Dark Lord Seanron**

"You're just bum-hurt that not only am I huge, red, have one crazy-assed eye, wizard powers AND I'm better looking than you...but you're also GINGER!!!"

- Magnus The Red, during the Scouring of Prospero

"sniff...but you're ginger too...don't you diss my fursona..."

- Russ, during the scouring of Prospero

**Generalian**

LOLZ

**Cryonicleech**

Imperial Guard Psyker "Our fate, is, Foretold!"

Commander "And?"

Psyker "We're all pretty much F'cked."

Chaos Lord "We will crush you, we will destroy your bodies and rend your souls! WE ARE THE..."

Proceeds to get shot by a Leman Russ Tank Formation.

**Cheese Elemental**

"Let's see them fight ALL of us!"
-Guardsman Whitely of the Umojan 1st regiment.

**Generalian**

"Run you stupid orks! Run back to your..... wait a seconds.... are those our tanks?" -Commisar Danverz suddenly finds out that the orks found the key into the armory

**starbomber109**

"Alright, lemme tella how we do fings here at deff squadron, if you shot a crate, and 'dey move, it's a friend, if you hit it, it's an enemy! Got it!?"
*dakkadakkadakka*
"Wow! Plan's a good 'un boss! Thanks!"
*click*
"Stupid rookies, don't 'dey teach em nothin' in trainin skool no more?" ~ Ork Fightabomba nob of the infamous Deff Squadron.

**Nelson**

"You know what you are... what you're made of. War is in your blood. Don't fight it. You didn't kill for your country. You killed for yourself. God's never gonna make that go away. When you're pushed, killing's as easy as breathing." - Sly Marbo

**nyyman**

"Huumans arr pink and softy, We Orks arr green and hard!"
From the Ork Codex

"Goddammit, my Terminators are being raped by that Nightbringer from behind!"
"From whereelse could he?"
My response when a Nightbringer charges my Terminators

"Imagine a world where Demonhunters wouldn't suck"

"Everytime I see your painted figures, my eyes start to bleed"
My buddys response of my new Dark Angel theme