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2009/12/24 10:57:46
Subject: Re:40k Quote Humor/Fluff
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Gutteridge wrote:Grab your sword and fight the horde!
a +1 for whoever guesses where that comes from
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/12/24 10:58:01
Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" 
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2009/12/24 11:25:29
Subject: 40k Quote Humor/Fluff
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Courageous Questing Knight
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Come brothers! Shoot down the blessed beasts! their Krak missiles are no match for our glittery power arm-grtikjharej--
Captain Auron, upon his death at the field of AP2.
Come brothers! my immortal soul will guide you through the gates! -- I know this gate like the back of my missile rack... if I could see it.
- Venerational brother captain Auron, as a dreadnought.
Come brothers! I shall edimucate you in the field of battle whoop- didn't see that.
-Scout captain Bill.
Aiming... Aiming... of got the blessed thing in my sights... aiming aiming...
-Brother jimboner
Oh look a bird!
-Brother samboner
ohwaowwheeeaa?! -bzzzapt.-
-brother jimboner
-and they all had cadian turkey for dinner.
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DR:90S+++G++MB+I+Pw40k096D++A+/areWD360R+++T(P)DM+
3000 pt space marine 72% painted! 
W/L/D 24/6/22
2500 pt Bretons 10% painted
W/L/D 1/0/0
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/337109.page lekkar diorama, aye? |
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2009/12/24 15:26:30
Subject: 40k Quote Humor/Fluff
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Scouting Shadow Warrior
Somewhere Between here and the Warp
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"Where did that come from?" -Chaos Sorcerer Valrix the All-seeing
"I will fight for the GREATER GOOD!" - random Ethereal
"But...but... it's a Carnifex! You're gonna get wast... too late!" -Tau commander, responding to ethereal's warcry
"We... will find... a way...." -Necron Pariah in a Necron tomb that was collapsed by ULTRASMURFS!
"Oops! Wrong planet!" -Inquisitor "No-Eyes" the Obsessed
"Ha! with My Tactical Dreadnought Armour, I am untouchable! With my authority as a Chapter Master I am well protected. With...." -Chapter Master of an unknown chapter, prior to being shot by a laspistol and collapsing on the floor of his own fortress monastery.
"Nonsense! We'll be fine! It's just an army of Chaos Titans!" -last words of an Imperial Commander defending the Fortress of Oversized Lascannons
"5th Company! This is the moment of truth! You will not fear. You will not falter. You will not give a single homemade chocolate chip cookie to the enemy!" -someone between Governor-Militant Lukas Alexander and a baker who hates re-gifting.
"Here is a priceless glass artifact. It is said to bring the dead back to life... Oops! Dropped it!" -Da Emprah Saver
"Nifty golden throne! I wonder what this cord at the end is for! Better unplug it and see!" -An Adeptus Custodes who lets his curiosity get the beter of him...
(Last quote has been removed on account of it has been declared heresy.)
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SPAM FOR THE SPAM GOD!!!!! JAM FOR THE JAM THRONE!!!!!!! -codemonkey
We'ze da Orks, and we'ze were made for fightin' an' WINNIN'! 
WHFB Armies:
High Elves: 4000 Points Painted
Orcs & Goblins: 3500 Points Painted
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DT:80-S+++G+++M++++B---I--Pwhfb05#+++D+A+++/wWD347R++++T(T)DM+ |
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2009/12/26 01:38:31
Subject: Re:40k Quote Humor/Fluff
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Alluring Mounted Daemonette
Springfield Plaza GW Store
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SCREW THE RULES, WE HAVE TANKS! -Guardsman Automatically Appended Next Post: Generalian wrote:SCREW THE RULES, WE HAVE TANKS! -Guardsman
whats this? wood elves don't have tanks!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/12/26 01:39:02
WAR GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!!!! |
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2009/12/26 10:13:04
Subject: Re:40k Quote Humor/Fluff
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Scouting Shadow Warrior
Somewhere Between here and the Warp
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Screw the rules! We have Railguns! -Broadside Battlesuit Pilot
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/12/26 10:13:47
SPAM FOR THE SPAM GOD!!!!! JAM FOR THE JAM THRONE!!!!!!! -codemonkey
We'ze da Orks, and we'ze were made for fightin' an' WINNIN'!
WHFB Armies:
High Elves: 4000 Points Painted
Orcs & Goblins: 3500 Points Painted
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DT:80-S+++G+++M++++B---I--Pwhfb05#+++D+A+++/wWD347R++++T(T)DM+ |
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2009/12/26 10:21:26
Subject: 40k Quote Humor/Fluff
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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"Screw the Rules! We have Cyclonic Torpedoes!" -Inquisitor Bang
"There is no such thing as innocence, except when it involves small kittens and puppies." -Anonymous Acolyte to the Infamous Inquisitor Lord Karmazov
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/12/26 10:21:45
Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/12/26 12:11:29
Subject: Re:40k Quote Humor/Fluff
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
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Screw the rules... we have jevis johnson! Automatically Appended Next Post: More tau stuff
Fire warriors: Quickly! use your guns as large clubs! (2 fire warriors who were quickly charged by ork bikers... they survived and killed both of the bikers in hand to hand)
Fire warriors: The greater good can defeat any enemy! (Said 2 fire warriors tried to assault a warboss... it didn't work)
Imperial Guardsman: Commander... it might be useful to note that tank tracks don't work on hover tanks...
Hammerhead gunship crew: So we use this new ability of the greater good called aiming? (What both of my hammerheads DON'T have atm... i always roll ones to hit)
For my awesome new skaven (yes.. i know it ain't 40K... but i love them none the less)
Plauge Senser Bearer: Duuudddeee... you have to smoke some of this stuff.. it's to die for *quickly swings flail around*
Plauge Priest: Na man... i'm good with all this smoooooking right here.. *Swings the plauge furnace about*
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2009/12/26 13:10:31
Subject: 40k Quote Humor/Fluff
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Sister Vastly Superior
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There are two kinds of boots my friend. Those that walk to a glorious death and those that ride to it. WE RIDE!
-MechVet Chimera commander shortly before falling under his own vehicles tracks.
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"...I hit him so hard he saw the curvature of the Earth."
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2009/12/27 01:32:59
Subject: 40k Quote Humor/Fluff
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Veteran Wolf Guard Squad Leader
In the chaotic wastes also known as Canada
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One...Two...Five: Arthur space marine of the round table
Three Sir Three: his fellow marine
Oh yes Three...: an ordinary conversation between the marines of the round table based out of Camalot (which I hear is quite silly)
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DOOMFART's Drunken Rugby Player FOR DOOMFART! FOR GES! FOR DAKKA!!!! Kanluwen wrote:Cadian Blood and Soul Hunter?
They're like kidnapping someone, and forcefeeding them heroin until they're hooked.
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2010/01/02 23:58:07
Subject: Re:40k Quote Humor/Fluff
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Alluring Mounted Daemonette
Springfield Plaza GW Store
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We can either do this the easy way, the hard way. The easy way is my buddy over here firing his bolter into your face. Your choice.
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WAR GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!!!! |
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2010/01/03 00:15:02
Subject: Re:40k Quote Humor/Fluff
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos
Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.
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It's ok! these Genestealer thing's have dull claws so it says in my primer!
-Guardsmen tormenting a wounded genestealer-
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I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts  
Slaves to Darkness.3k  
Word Bearers 2500k  
Daemons of Chaos  
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2010/01/05 01:26:31
Subject: Re:40k Quote Humor/Fluff
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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"Whaagh!!! Da  ?"
Ork Koomandos outflanking...into some guardsmen with flamers...
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2010/01/06 23:19:58
Subject: Re:40k Quote Humor/Fluff
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Me: Dear god who would have thought that a bird could carry that demo charge another 8 inches. ( Max scatter off of a demo charge taking it 14 inches from the model that threw it)
Opponent: Ya it must have been that Alluminum Falcon
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2010/01/06 23:23:44
Subject: Re:40k Quote Humor/Fluff
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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We can always go back for 'annuva fight.
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 Hail to the creeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!baby Ask not the moot a question,for he will give you three answers,all of which will result in a public humiliation.
My DIY chapter Fire Wraiths http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/264338.page
3 things that Ivan likes:
Food Sex Machines
Tactical Genius of DakkaDakka
Colonel Miles Quaritch is my hero
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2010/01/10 00:39:52
Subject: 40k Quote Humor/Fluff
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Guardsman with Flashlight
Michigan
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Huffy wrote:Colonel O'Grady wrote:this was yesterday actually
Me- Why does your warboss have a scope on his power klaw?
my friend- So he can make a "tactical insertion" heh heh
your friend is a genius, all of my nob leaders and warbosses also have scopes on their PKs
my favorite quote was when playing my IG friend,
" wow. . . not only did 2 basilisk shot just scatter into my gunline, but also 2 battlecannon shots. . . . and your lone ork with a rokkits sniped my chimera, killing my command squad. . . WHERE ARE YOU CREED!!"
I was talkin bout your orks pat haha, this is conley
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played
2nd Ed.  Space Marines- Ultramarines (2000 pts)
playing
3rd Ed. Orks-Speed Freaks (2500 pts)
End of 3rd-5th  Imperial Guard-Cadian 308th "Hell's Own" led by Colonel O'Grady, with support from a detachment from the 10th Armored division led by Knight Commander Pask, currently requisitioned by the Inquistion, until further notice (3393 pts, and growing)
to have a signature one must have some sort of tacti-CRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEDDDDDDDD
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2010/01/10 03:56:47
Subject: Re:40k Quote Humor/Fluff
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine
Between Alpha and Omega, and a little to the left
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"Tell everyone he was a king of his kind!"
-Space marine after getting fatally shot by a grot.
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2010/01/11 23:47:46
Subject: Re:40k Quote Humor/Fluff
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Despised Traitorous Cultist
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BLOOD!HNNARRGHF, whoops dribbled a bit there. Berzerker skull champion sunkaris
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Sir, the tank won't budge, the boy has glued the tracks on - guardsmen
I always hated that kid - commisar
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/01/11 23:59:25
heh, i just started back wargaming after a loooooong hiatus, forgot some rules too, feel free to pm me to get me up to date with everything thats happened since may 2010
 painting dark angels atm
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2010/01/12 02:42:06
Subject: 40k Quote Humor/Fluff
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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"Those are the most annoying unit in the CSM codex."
"Not against plasma cannons."-A conversation about Plague marines
"Brave, but stupid."-Nightbringer's opinion of the 5 SM standing in front of him.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/01/12 02:42:46
95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2010/01/13 18:17:03
Subject: Re:40k Quote Humor/Fluff
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Violent Space Marine Dedicated to Khorne
Dubuque, IA
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"sir, we being pushed back" traitor guardman
"WHAT!!!? that can not be, how?" traitor leader
"their hitting us with rocks sir"traitor guard
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT! That'd take a tactical gen- CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!"
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Death to the False Emperor!!  
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!! |
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2010/01/14 23:31:06
Subject: 40k Quote Humor/Fluff
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Focused Dark Angels Land Raider Pilot
Eeeveryvehr
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"Gee, and I thought I was pissed off on period" - Daemonette about a Bloodthirster
"I wonder if his weener is as big as his sword" - Keeper of Secrets while flirting with Abaddon
"I wonder if I'll take her home on first date" - Abaddon about the Keeper of Secrets
"The whole Horus Heresy was just a GW tournament to rid of universe of lame-painted models. Something like the Second Gulf War. Jay Leno said it tonight" - Fulgrim on the phone with Perturabo
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Could you be there
'cause I'm the one who waits for you
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2010/01/15 12:06:43
Subject: 40k Quote Humor/Fluff
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Krazed Killa Kan
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Made this one up for my Warboss Gargad EadSmusha (who, according to the army fluff, sustained brain injuries on crash-landing into the planet his Waaagh currently infests):
'I is da hardest, and da fightyest, and we is gonna.... is gonna........... gon....na...................................................... ooh a squig!'
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DR:80S---G+MB---I+Pw40k08#+D+A+/fWD???R+T(M)DM+
My P&M Log: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/433120.page
 Atma01 wrote:
And that is why you hear people yelling FOR THE EMPEROR rather than FOR LOGICAL AND QUANTIFIABLE BASED DECISIONS FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE MAJORITY!
Phototoxin wrote:Kids go in , they waste tonnes of money on marnus calgar and his landraider, the slaneshi-like GW revel at this lust and short term profit margin pleasure. Meanwhile father time and cunning lord tzeentch whisper 'our games are better AND cheaper' and then players leave for mantic and warmahordes.
daveNYC wrote:The Craftworld guys, who are such stick-in-the-muds that they manage to make the Ultramarines look like an Ibiza nightclub that spiked its Red Bull with LSD.
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2010/01/18 15:47:09
Subject: Re:40k Quote Humor/Fluff
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Alluring Mounted Daemonette
Springfield Plaza GW Store
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NEW TYRANID CODEX QUOTES!
The sarge is acting strangely... maybe he forgot his pills. -White Scar Marine
WHY ARE ALL OUR CHILDRENS RHYMES BEING USED AGAINST US! -Mawloc going pop goes the weasel
Hey guys! Laz weapons now work on these guys! -Guardsman 1988 was then devoured when his rifle only made the creatures laugh
MUST..........BECOME..........EMO! -The effects of Aura of Despair are quite deadly
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM -Hive Fleet Lolcat
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WAR GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!!!! |
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2010/01/23 15:26:34
Subject: Re:40k Quote Humor/Fluff
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Alluring Mounted Daemonette
Springfield Plaza GW Store
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bump
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WAR GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!!!! |
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2010/01/23 16:13:48
Subject: Re:40k Quote Humor/Fluff
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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"I am victorious! nothing can stop me now!"
-1st lieutenant abral graz shortly before being killed by a stray earthshaker shell.
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2010/01/23 19:35:59
Subject: Re:40k Quote Humor/Fluff
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine
Between Alpha and Omega, and a little to the left
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"I sware, dey git uglaier e'ch year" -random Warboss on Tyranids.
"I swear, they get uglier each year" -random Hive Tyrant on Orks.
"Hey Johnson"
"Hi Bob"
"What's wrong with your voice?"
"I hurt it while yelling"
"What's that? I can have your dinner?"
"I never said that"
"Thanks, buddy"
"Jerk"
-conversation between two berzerks.
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2010/01/23 21:17:40
Subject: 40k Quote Humor/Fluff
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Impassive Inquisitorial Interrogator
In that shadow right behind you...
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From the Ork Dex
"Right, first I'll take those teef out for yer, dat should help ease da pain in yer leg. Grokkit, hand me that wrench. Now then... Open wide, and say... AAARGH!"
"I dunno wot you been told,
Stormboy mods is might bold,
We're da hardest of da lot,
We make you lot look like grots."
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2010/01/23 22:00:09
Subject: 40k Quote Humor/Fluff
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Loud-Voiced Agitator
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"There are 10 types of humans, those that understand binary and those who do not." - Necron 1138
"To hell with this, I'm going back to the 1st Company! It's quieter there." - Vetern Scout Sgt. Paros, after facing 10 Guardsmen,8 Stormtroopers and 9 Rough Riders in close combat, being outnumbered 27 to 1, and winning.
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"If you are truly innocent, then I am sure the Emperor will apologize for the error."
Inquisitor Othello - Battle of Stornweirt Hive
- 24'000 points
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2010/01/23 23:53:30
Subject: Re:40k Quote Humor/Fluff
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Grisly Ghost Ark Driver
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Commisar Cain: "If you see any green lights, RUN AWAY IMMEDIATELY!"
Guardsman: "Green lights sir?"
Cain: "Long story. Just make sure you don't see any."
LMAO
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2010/01/24 00:56:13
Subject: 40k Quote Humor/Fluff
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Lord Maleval wrote:
"To hell with this, I'm going back to the 1st Company! It's quieter there." - Vetern Scout Sgt. Paros, after facing 10 Guardsmen,8 Stormtroopers and 9 Rough Riders in close combat, being outnumbered 27 to 1, and winning.
lols
"Next time I want an opinion I'll ask for it!"
-Lord General to his most trusted advisor before the Traxis Disaster
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2010/01/24 02:04:28
Subject: Re:40k Quote Humor/Fluff
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
wait wait wait wait... huh..?
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"NO RETREAT! NO SURRENDER! VICTORY! ONLY VICT- ... i-is that a titan..?" - Comissar Fanir
"AWWWW C'MON!!! They can friggen FLY now?!!!" Imperial guardsmen after the release of the more recent Tyranid Codices
"Damn this constipation sickness!" -The Emperor after a 10,00 year long bowel movement
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I play (homegrown chapter)
Win 8
Draw1
Loss1
Follow the word of the Turtle Pie. Bathe your soul in its holy warmth and partake in its delicious redemption. Let not the temptation of Lesser desserts divert you, for All is Pie, and Turtle is All
97% of people have useless and blatantly false statistics in their sigs, if you are one of the 8% who doesn't, paste this in your sig to show just what a rebel you are |
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Bonespitta's Badmoons 1441 pts. 