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dkellyj wrote:The Emperor Protects
for the hardcore: A drink for every single shell fired (better count them assault cannons carefully)

Sooo...a typial saturday night then?

I'm thinkin anytime Macragge is mentioned, shotgun it.

Oh God forbid Space Marines do Space marine things and use Space marine weapons in a movie about Space Marines, far too obvious.

Any time an ultramarine must divert from the codex.
I think it will happen once or twice, so

Trilobite wrote:Oh God forbid Space Marines do Space marine things and use Space marine weapons in a movie about Space Marines, far too obvious.

You do know how the drinking game works, right?

'Death to the traitors!' - Drink
'For the Chapter!' - Drink
'False Emperor!'- Drink

For the hardcore
- Every time a Chaos Marine gets his face panned in, - Drink
- Every time a noble boy in blue has at least a minute's death scene, - Drink

For those of us with a weaker constitution
- Every time Guilliman is mentioned, take a virgin drink. (Roboute would've preferred it that way; it's not a Space Wolf Movie after all....)

"Heretic"=Drink
Things look bad but an assault squad turns up out of nowhere=drink
A marine is a traitor=Down your glass.

surely you've got have a small bottle to drink If a space marine dies to lasgun fire. Another If another doesn't die to a lascannon.

Every time anyone says "honor"
Every time a bald marine screams


/Get your affairs in order first

If a space marine gets hit with 5+ shots and is still alive, you must down the whole bottle.

BURN THE HERETICS. PURGE THE UNCLEAN.

Enough said.

Anytime the film wanders into the uncanny valley.

Hold on a second, I need to go to the hospital.

Brother SRM wrote:Hold on a second, I need to go to the hospital.

And that's just after watching the trailer!

oh christ.....im so TOTALLY getting hamrod when this comes out....

Judging by the quality of most films and 40k literature, I think we should add "Take a drink every time something completly at odds with 40k happens".

Arclaw wrote:@Crash & Lucifer: Looks like my copy of Beerhammer has vanished from my comp in a recent reformat, so I'm getting my buddy to send me it again. I'll post it up when I get it back (assuming it doesn't break any rules on account of it blatantly promoting irrisponsible drinking on this family-friendly site, ho hum )

This ruleset we need. Post it as an article as well so it doesn't fade into obsurity.

Librius Machina wrote:Judging by the quality of most films and 40k literature, I think we should add "Take a drink every time something completly at odds with 40k happens".

That would kill you.

A safer option is, "Take a drink every time something that doesn't contradict 40k happens."

Necroman wrote:A safer option is, "Take a drink every time something that doesn't contradict 40k happens."

That's a great suggestion for the DD!

But drinking games are only fun if you don't have to drink all at the same time. So either everyone has different drinking cues or, better, there's a "loyal" and a "chaos" team. That would really get everyone emotionally invested in the movie. loyal team: "nooo don't die in a heroic uphill charge brother Fred! The empire needs you and I'm still recovering from the last shot"

TiB wrote:But drinking games are only fun if you don't have to drink all at the same time. So either everyone has different drinking cues or, better, there's a "loyal" and a "chaos" team. That would really get everyone emotionally invested in the movie. loyal team: "nooo don't die in a heroic uphill charge brother Fred! The empire needs you and I'm still recovering from the last shot"

"Well, this looks like a nice movie. Oh, that guy said "For the Emperor," time to take a drink. Bottoms up! Anyway, I like the main character, but he could use more fleshing out and... Wait, there's still thirty minutes left? Oh sh-That Librarian took down that Chaos Daemon with only his quiet faith. Bottoms up! Ah, crap...

Warmaster *Hiccup* Blackclaw, you are my only hope *Hiccup* Seriously, I need you to corrupt that fine little lad and turn him into a berserker PERMANENTLY *Hiccup* Oh come on, that guy's prayer for the Emperor allowed him to *Hiccup* survive? Bottoms up!!! Cus if its not permenent *hiccup* i will loose controll of myself and strat being dr*hiccup*unk and choas you loosers how could you loose again aw well ah wel bottoms up!!!!!!!!!!111fadlkjael;rajklef;jafklsakflk;ale"

Maybe a "BOOM HEADSHOT" variant where you drink anytime someone gets shot (or has a sword thrown into) in their head.

Preordered collector set, patiently awaiting beta test rules of drinking game...

I am excited about what appears to be Black Legion as an enemy.

BladeWalker wrote:Maybe a "BOOM HEADSHOT" variant where you drink anytime someone gets shot (or has a sword thrown into) in their head.

Down the bottle if this only pisses them off.

Any time a daemon is summoned from the warp, take a swig (one swig per daemon summoned). Any time a chaos marine is ripped apart and a greater daemon pops out of his (or her) freshly shredded carcass, down the bottle (or take a shot)

But it's a kid's movie!

Lot'a blood for a kids movie...

But it's got the same CGI as Captain Scarlet and about the same quality of voice acting

Im just going to do the obvious,
Whenever a marine looses his weapon and has to fight in hand to hand, against an armed opponent...And wins ¬.¬

drink a shot for every purity seal you see in the film.

I don't quite understand how this is a kids film, its about deamons, hostile aliense and xenophobic superhuman killers. quite a contrast to the little mermaid, though I wish I had seen a genetically enhanced Ariel destroy anyone posing a threat to the sea in the name of Neptune.

bagley wrote: quite a contrast to the little mermaid, though I wish I had seen a genetically enhanced Ariel destroy anyone posing a threat to the sea in the name of Neptune.

I just wish I saw a genetically enhanced Ariel in clamshells.


On topic, any time a dedicated transport is blown up, shotgun a beer.

TiB wrote:But drinking games are only fun if you don't have to drink all at the same time. So either everyone has different drinking cues or, better, there's a "loyal" and a "chaos" team. That would really get everyone emotionally invested in the movie. loyal team: "nooo don't die in a heroic uphill charge brother Fred! The empire needs you and I'm still recovering from the last shot"

This indeed.