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Made in us
Fixture of Dakka






On a boat, Trying not to die.

Albatross wrote:I would avoid bright colours, unless you actually WANT to look like a children's TV pedophile...

Fixed It For you.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/02/13 19:26:07


Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Spitsbergen

Maybe just go for one of these:




Or would this make you look like a pedophile?

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2011/02/13 19:27:12


 
   
Made in us
Legendary Master of the Chapter





Chicago, Illinois

Remember just keep things short and sweet. Thats how I do it. And I act wierd on purpose, because people are fine with acting the way I do, in that it is me. But not the guy at school, that guy is an arse.
Don't try and act like a normal person. There is no such thing as normal. You do not want to be normal. Act like you, except don't drag on things longer than they should. For example. Say "hello _____ and hows it going." If they say like a couple of sentences. Just say "Alrighty, nice talking to you, and good to see ya." But make sure they still want to speak you can tell this by their tone of voice. just say hello to people and keep the stuff short.

From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. 
   
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Fixture of Dakka






On a boat, Trying not to die.

rubiksnoob wrote:Maybe just go for one of these:




Or would this make you look like a pedophile?

Yeah, gonna agree.

It's proven that old people in footy pajamas are sketchy. Very, very sketchy.

Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. 
   
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok





Medford Oregon

Ummm....Tie Die?

NO! I have worn black since Jr.High and I am 25 now.
A few other stuff mixed in but NOT die dye.

I think my problem isn't conversation its gotta be that I am doing something else. I guess it could be the way I dress but even in summer time when I dress for warm weather people still think I am creepy.

Its a problem that has been around for a few years and probably a lot longer than that....just that I wasn't aware of it.

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Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka




Manchester UK

chowderhead13 wrote:
rubiksnoob wrote:Maybe just go for one of these:




Or would this make you look like a pedophile?

Yeah, gonna agree.

It's proven that old people in footy pajamas are sketchy. Very, very sketchy.


I want them. Seriously.

 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
Made in us
Fixture of Dakka






On a boat, Trying not to die.

Albatross wrote:
chowderhead13 wrote:
rubiksnoob wrote:Maybe just go for one of these:




Or would this make you look like a pedophile?

Yeah, gonna agree.

It's proven that old people in footy pajamas are sketchy. Very, very sketchy.


I want them. Seriously.

We all do, Alby. We just need to resist the urge. I, for one, bought stylish Baseball Feety pajamas.

Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. 
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka




Manchester UK

No, I mean I want a creepy old man in brightly-coloured pyjamas. Just to hang out with.

 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
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Smokin' Skorcha Driver





Albatross wrote:I would avoid bright colours, unless you actually WANT to look like a children's TV presenter...


Or Jimi Hendrix. There isn't much in between here is there?

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Made in us
Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle





Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Albatross wrote:No, I mean I want a creepy old man in brightly-coloured pyjamas. Just to hang out with.


You hang out with the creepy old man...Me,I'm going to chill with this guy..the nights sure to result in some great stories for later.





"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

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Fixture of Dakka






On a boat, Trying not to die.



On topic, do you look like any of these men?

Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. 
   
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Southampton, Hampshire, England, British Isles, Europe, Earth, Sol, Sector 001

FITZZ wrote:



Thats a Korn berserker that's turned to Slaanesh

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Bloodfever wrote: Ribon Fox, systematically making DakkaDakka members gay, 1 by 1.
 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut




Swindon, Wiltshire, UK

Asherian Command wrote:Remember just keep things short and sweet. Thats how I do it. And I act wierd on purpose, because people are fine with acting the way I do, in that it is me. But not the guy at school, that guy is an arse.
Don't try and act like a normal person. There is no such thing as normal. You do not want to be normal. Act like you, except don't drag on things longer than they should. For example. Say "hello _____ and hows it going." If they say like a couple of sentences. Just say "Alrighty, nice talking to you, and good to see ya." But make sure they still want to speak you can tell this by their tone of voice. just say hello to people and keep the stuff short.


No offence man but you regularly complain that women think you are creepy or a stalker, you probably shouldn't be giving advice...
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka




Manchester UK

FITZZ wrote:
Albatross wrote:No, I mean I want a creepy old man in brightly-coloured pyjamas. Just to hang out with.


You hang out with the creepy old man...Me,I'm going to chill with this guy..the nights sure to result in some great stories for later.




That looks like someone drew a drag-queen's face on their thumb. Seriously, where IS that guy's neck?

 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
Made in ca
Fixture of Dakka




Kamloops, BC

Albatross wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
Albatross wrote:No, I mean I want a creepy old man in brightly-coloured pyjamas. Just to hang out with.


You hang out with the creepy old man...Me,I'm going to chill with this guy..the nights sure to result in some great stories for later.




That looks like someone drew a drag-queen's face on their thumb. Seriously, where IS that guy's neck?


That comment literally made me laugh out loud.
   
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Napoleonics Obsesser






Tl;dr, you don't understand why people think you're creepy?

Tell people you smoke pot or something. People who smoke pot can't possibly be creepy. You don't even have to smoke, just tell people you do.

If that's not your style, try to be more shy. Or reserved. I don't even know you, but I'm pretty sure we're similar people, and playing shy usually makes it easier to be 'chill'


If only ZUN!bar were here... 
   
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Fixture of Dakka





Oklahoma City, Ok.

FITZZ wrote:
Albatross wrote:No, I mean I want a creepy old man in brightly-coloured pyjamas. Just to hang out with.


You hang out with the creepy old man...Me,I'm going to chill with this guy..the nights sure to result in some great stories for later.



Some stories should be shouted from the roof tops...while others should never see the light of day!

"But i'm more than just a little curious, how you're planning to go about making your amends, to the dead?" -The Noose-APC

"Little angel go away
Come again some other day
The devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say" Weak and Powerless - APC

 
   
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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Albatross wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
Albatross wrote:No, I mean I want a creepy old man in brightly-coloured pyjamas. Just to hang out with.


You hang out with the creepy old man...Me,I'm going to chill with this guy..the nights sure to result in some great stories for later.




That looks like someone drew a drag-queen's face on their thumb. Seriously, where IS that guy's neck?


He is a bit husky isn't he?...Still,how could he not be fun?...Doesn't that face just scream "Good times ahead".


"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
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I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
 
   
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Southampton, Hampshire, England, British Isles, Europe, Earth, Sol, Sector 001

FITZZ wrote:
Albatross wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
Albatross wrote:No, I mean I want a creepy old man in brightly-coloured pyjamas. Just to hang out with.


You hang out with the creepy old man...Me,I'm going to chill with this guy..the nights sure to result in some great stories for later.




That looks like someone drew a drag-queen's face on their thumb. Seriously, where IS that guy's neck?


He is a bit husky isn't he?...Still,how could he not be fun?...Doesn't that face just scream "Good times ahead".

Now thats just creepy!

<--- Yes that is me
Take a look at my gallery, see some thing you like the vote
http://www.dakkadakka.com/core/gallery-search.jsp?dq=&paintjoblow=0&paintjobhigh=10&coolnesslow=0&coolnesshigh=10&auction=0&skip=90&ll=3&s=mb&sort1=8&sort2=0&u=26523
Bloodfever wrote: Ribon Fox, systematically making DakkaDakka members gay, 1 by 1.
 
   
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Fixture of Dakka




Kamloops, BC

FITZZ wrote:
Albatross wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
Albatross wrote:No, I mean I want a creepy old man in brightly-coloured pyjamas. Just to hang out with.


You hang out with the creepy old man...Me,I'm going to chill with this guy..the nights sure to result in some great stories for later.




That looks like someone drew a drag-queen's face on their thumb. Seriously, where IS that guy's neck?


He is a bit husky isn't he?...Still,how could he not be fun?...Doesn't that face just scream "Good times ahead".


Well he does look happy, I guess I would if I had a face and body like that too.
   
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Samus_aran115 wrote:Tl;dr, you don't understand why people think you're creepy?

Tell people you smoke pot or something. People who smoke pot can't possibly be creepy. You don't even have to smoke, just tell people you do.

If that's not your style, try to be more shy. Or reserved. I don't even know you, but I'm pretty sure we're similar people, and playing shy usually makes it easier to be 'chill'



Agreed. I've got everyone convinced that I am chronically high, I everyone likes me. Normally, they probably wouldn't.

Just saying, it works for me.

 
   
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Blood-Drenched Death Company Marine






Well that' image of a Chosen of Slaanesh will stay with me forever...

Try not to be too 'intense' or too 'life story-ish' Sadly most people DONT CARE what other people have to say.

Also if people are judging you don't worry, true friends won't judge you.
   
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Napoleonics Obsesser






I didn't read that you're 25... Oy, it might be too late

Join the navy or something. Grow some chest hair. Be standoff-ish. Something

Playing shy doesn't work at your age.


If only ZUN!bar were here... 
   
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Fixture of Dakka




Kamloops, BC

FITZZ wrote:
Albatross wrote:No, I mean I want a creepy old man in brightly-coloured pyjamas. Just to hang out with.


You hang out with the creepy old man...Me,I'm going to chill with this guy..the nights sure to result in some great stories for later.





I imagine you suffer from similar problems that original poster has as well.
   
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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Cheesecat wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
Albatross wrote:No, I mean I want a creepy old man in brightly-coloured pyjamas. Just to hang out with.


You hang out with the creepy old man...Me,I'm going to chill with this guy..the nights sure to result in some great stories for later.





I imagine you suffer from similar problems that original poster has as well.


Meh, I've learned to embrace the creepy...life is more interesting that way.


"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>

I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
 
   
Made in ca
Fixture of Dakka




Kamloops, BC

FITZZ wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
Albatross wrote:No, I mean I want a creepy old man in brightly-coloured pyjamas. Just to hang out with.


You hang out with the creepy old man...Me,I'm going to chill with this guy..the nights sure to result in some great stories for later.





I imagine you suffer from similar problems that original poster has as well.


Meh, I've learned to embrace the creepy...life is more interesting that way.


Yeah I agree, I think everyone should give it a try once in a while.
   
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On a boat, Trying not to die.

Cheesecat wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
Albatross wrote:No, I mean I want a creepy old man in brightly-coloured pyjamas. Just to hang out with.


You hang out with the creepy old man...Me,I'm going to chill with this guy..the nights sure to result in some great stories for later.





I imagine you suffer from similar problems that original poster has as well.


Meh, I've learned to embrace the creepy...life is more interesting that way.


Yeah I agree, I think everyone should give it a try once in a while.

Hilighted the important part.

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Nottingham




Hmm...

Another mission, the powers have called me away. Another chance to carry the colours again. My motivation, an oath I've sworn to defend. To win the honour of coming back home again. 
   
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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Exhibit A)...Creepy doesn't always mean "Bad"...



Exhibit B)...Creepy can be very "Nice"



"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>

I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
 
   
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The Rock

FITZZ wrote: Exhibit A)...Creepy doesn't always mean "Bad"...



Exhibit B)...Creepy can be very "Nice"



Point well proven

Emperors Faithful wrote:
metallifan wrote:Maybe it's not the ROFLSTOMP that Americans are used to...

Best summary of foeign policy. Ever.
 
   
 
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