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2011/05/01 08:38:29
Subject: Rules probably not included in the Codex Astartes
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
Inside your mind, corrupting the pathways
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Thou shalt not hook up thine iPod to thine holy Power Armour, even if thou art planning to play "pimpin' battle tunes" through the vox system.
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2011/05/01 14:43:11
Subject: Rules probably not included in the Codex Astartes
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Captain of the Forlorn Hope
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(Seen on a missile launcher)
Warning: missiles fire out of the front opening.
(And labeled)
<---- Front Back--->
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"Did you notice a sign out in front of my chapel that said "Land Raider Storage"?" -High Chaplain Astorath the Grim Redeemer of the Lost.
I sold my soul to the devil and now the bastard is demanding a refund!
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2011/05/01 15:35:48
Subject: Rules probably not included in the Codex Astartes
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Ghost of Greed and Contempt
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Thunder hammer - Does not include batteries.
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2011/05/02 22:28:45
Subject: Re:Rules probably not included in the Codex Astartes
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Inside that little light in your refridgerator
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"Thou shalt not tip the land raider"
S_P
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Fafnir wrote:What part of "giant armoured ork suppository" do you not understand?
Balance wrote:Nothing wrong with feathers. Now, the whole chicken, that's kinky.
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2011/05/02 22:49:25
Subject: Re:Rules probably not included in the Codex Astartes
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Androgynous Daemon Prince of Slaanesh
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Space_Potato wrote:"Thou shalt not tip the land raider"
S_P
Or the sister of battle in full armor 
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Reality is a nice place to visit, but I'd hate to live there.
Manchu wrote:I'm a Catholic. We eat our God.
Due to work, I can usually only ship any sales or trades out on Saturday morning. Please trade/purchase with this in mind. |
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2011/05/03 09:58:38
Subject: Rules probably not included in the Codex Astartes
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Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon
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'Do not ask the sisters of battle -'are you shaw you never make a sound '
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2011/05/03 12:12:55
Subject: Rules probably not included in the Codex Astartes
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Jealous that Horus is Warmaster
Cornwall UK
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"When on campaign, do not tempt heresy. Wear a condom.
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Many and varied forces in progress according to waxing & waning whims.
I may never finish an army in my life. |
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2011/05/03 12:41:49
Subject: Rules probably not included in the Codex Astartes
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Kovnik
Bristol
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'Thou shalt not ask the Tech Marines regarding the nature of the workings of Magnets!'
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Nerivant wrote:The Custodes are the reason Draigo is staying in the Warp.
ObliviousBlueCaboose wrote:I cant wait until i team up with a cron player an kill a land raider with a lasgun.
Black Templars- Nothing makes you manly like unalterable AV 14! |
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2011/05/03 12:54:53
Subject: Rules probably not included in the Codex Astartes
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Navigator
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The holy flamer is not to be used in thy inter-company games of "purge the heretic"
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2011/05/03 14:09:37
Subject: Rules probably not included in the Codex Astartes
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Frightening Flamer of Tzeentch
Some dusty place in Texas
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"Thou Shalt not paint rainbows on the land raider, for the rainbows are the works of the eldar, and are thus heresy."
"Thou shalt not ask the Captain 'Y you no listen?'"
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Warhammer 40,000 Armies:
   
Warmachine/Hordes Armies:
Protectorate, Legion, Skorne
"Something always fires that light that gets in your eyes" |
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2011/05/03 16:25:22
Subject: Re:Rules probably not included in the Codex Astartes
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Thou shall not launch a Black Crusade
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Overall Record W-L-D = 22-24-15
Bataviran 197th/222nd Catachan "Iron Wolves", arrogant, dedicated and ruthless!
Captain Detlev Vordon, regimental commander.
Colonel Vladimir Russki, regimental commander 222nd Catachan. |
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2011/05/03 19:27:15
Subject: Re:Rules probably not included in the Codex Astartes
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Inside that little light in your refridgerator
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"When reading the Codex Astartes, thou shalt not declare 'Tl;dr'"
S_P
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Fafnir wrote:What part of "giant armoured ork suppository" do you not understand?
Balance wrote:Nothing wrong with feathers. Now, the whole chicken, that's kinky.
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2011/05/03 20:59:08
Subject: Rules probably not included in the Codex Astartes
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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"This book is not for the purpose of toilet training your Wolves or for 'buffing' your ride"
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Gwar! wrote:Huh, I had no idea Graham McNeillm Dav Torpe and Pete Haines posted on Dakka. Hi Graham McNeillm Dav Torpe and Pete Haines!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can I have an Autograph!
Kanluwen wrote:
Hell, I'm not that bothered by the Stormraven. Why? Because, as it stands right now, it's "limited use".When it's shoehorned in to the Codex: Space Marines, then yeah. I'll be irked.
When I'm editing alot, you know I have a gakload of homework to (not) do. |
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2011/05/04 02:42:17
Subject: Rules probably not included in the Codex Astartes
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Stalwart Space Marine
Norfolk, VA
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"Thou shalt not, under any circumstances claim that the Space Wolves would be a lot more pleasant to fight alongside if they went to the groomer's more often. They hate that."
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2011/05/04 03:39:12
Subject: Re:Rules probably not included in the Codex Astartes
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Annoyed Blood Angel Devastator
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Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's meltagun.
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“Who is to judge what is right and what is wrong? Great and powerful foes surround us; unknown miscreants gnaw at us from within. We are threatened with total annihilation. In days such as these we can afford no luxury of morality.” |
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