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Hey guys. Can the orks on board this thing charge after they disembark or do they have to stand around for a turn? I'm trying to envision what to put in the belly but I don't have the 7th ed rules yet.

OI! WADD'YA THINK YOU'S DOIN' STOMPIN' GROTS WIVVOUT ME? OI! ME LETTAS ARE DA 'RONG CULAR! OI NED A MEK 'ERE TER FICKS IT! OH WEL, AFTA DA GROT SMASHIN'

Yous aint' a real ork!

 Hive Fleet Cerberus wrote:
Yous aint' a real ork!

SAIS YOU YA BIGG GIT! OH ZOG IT, DIS IS EVIN WURS!

They are so cute! Like little owls!

This inspires me to finally start my ork army...... when the codex comes out at least.

The only thing I like more than seeing Orks on the table (friend or foe) is Ork players. This thread is total fething win!

(I just wish they weren't desperate allies)

Chaos is better.

*Cough*

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

*Cough*

Hrm.

Carry on, gentlemen.

He he he...just as planned...

 Happyjew wrote:
He he he...just as planned...

I knew you were going to say that...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-54OpEwE0w&feature=kp

 the shrouded lord wrote:

 Hive Fleet Cerberus wrote:
Yous aint' a real ork!

SAIS YOU YA BIGG GIT! OH ZOG IT, DIS IS EVIN WURS!

OI, WHYZ YOO PINK? DATS FER DEM POINTY EARED PANZEES! MASH DIS GIT GUD BOYZ! WAAAAAAAAGH!

Thread of the year!

 Ashiraya wrote:
Chaos is better.

*Cough*

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

*Cough*

Hrm.

Carry on, gentlemen.

YER 'EADZ GOIN' ON ME BOSSPOLE YA SPIKEY ZOG!

Orks cunning? The only time they even get close to cunning is when they're not trying to smash you with their crude weapons. They have the cunning of a small rock, and just like a small rock the only type who would get tripped up by this simplicity are those dull witted monkiegh.

At least your crudeness and persistence is more admirable than the monkiegh's unjustified arrogance.

 n0t_u wrote:
Orks cunning? The only time they even get close to cunning is when they're not trying to smash you with their crude weapons. They have the cunning of a small rock, and just like a small rock the only type who would get tripped up by this simplicity are those dull witted monkiegh.

At least your crudeness and persistence is more admirable than the monkiegh's unjustified arrogance.

*Thunk*

I GOTZ ME WUN A DEM PANZEEZ!

 Kain wrote:

 n0t_u wrote:
Orks cunning? The only time they even get close to cunning is when they're not trying to smash you with their crude weapons. They have the cunning of a small rock, and just like a small rock the only type who would get tripped up by this simplicity are those dull witted monkiegh.

At least your crudeness and persistence is more admirable than the monkiegh's unjustified arrogance.

*Thunk*

I GOTZ ME WUN A DEM PANZEEZ!

pwnt

 n0t_u wrote:
Orks cunning? The only time they even get close to cunning is when they're not trying to smash you with their crude weapons..

ORKZ IS PLENTY CUNNING, SEE. YOU JUST DON'T SEE, SEE? FER EXAMPLEZ, YOU FINK NOT DOIN' WHAT YER ENEMY EXPECTS IS CUNNING. THAT'S WHAT DER POINTY EARS LIKE YOO FINK, RIGHT? BUT YER WRONG. COZ WE ALWAYS EXPECTS YER TO DO WHAT WE DON'T EXPECT YER TO DO SO WE'Z ALWAYS EXPECTING YER TO DO IT. RIGHT? SO'Z YER AIN'T SO CUNNING AFTER ALL, IS YER? LIKE YER GRAND BIG 'ELMET WONK ELDOOD ALLTHIN OR WHAREVER IS NAME IS. EE LAYS THIS BIG COMPLEXY TRIPLE BLUFF FING THIS ONE TIME. OR IT WERE LIKE A DOUBLE-FIVE-Y WAY BIG TRAP FER OUR WARBOSS. WE WUZ SUPPOSED TO ATTACK BUT NOT ATTACK BUIT THEN FINK WE WAS ZUPPOSED TO AMBUSH YERS BUT ACTUALLY YOUZ WERE SUPPOSED TER AMBUSHES OUR BOYZ BUT YER WOULDN'T CAUSE WE'D EXPECT THAT SO WE'D BE SOMWEWHERE ELSE WHERE YER REALLY WERES AND YOU'D GET US.

SO WHAT DID OUR WARBOSS DO? E TELLS US - "LADZ, THE POINTY EARS HAVE SOME BIG PLAN SO LET'S KILL 'EM" AND WE CHARGED STRAIGHT AT YER. OL' ELDOOD ALLSKINNY WAS DEAD SURPRISED LIKE.

SEE - YER CAN'T TRICKS US ORKS. IF YER LAY A PLAN WHAT YER FINK IS ALL CUNNING-LIKE, WE ATTACKS YER. IF YER DON'T GOT NO PLAN. WE ATTACKS YER. IF YER ATTACKS US, WE ATTACKS YER BACK.

AND AN OPPONENT YER CAN'T TRICK, IS DER FACTO MORE CUNNING THAN YOU IZ.

OH YEAH - "DER FACTO" IS AN 'OOMIE WORD. IT MEANS THAT YER CAN CALL FINGS WHAT YER LIKE BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY LIKE, YER GUNNA GET KRUMPED.

'OO SES ORKS AIN'T KUNNUN'? OI'LL SHOW YEZ KUNNIN! SEE DIS 'ERE LITTLE METAL BOX, ROIGHT? YOOS 'OOMIES FINKING IT AIN'T GUNNA DO MUCH 'URTIN TO NO-WUNZ, ROIGHT? RONG! YOO 'OOMIEZ LOOKIN' AT DIS 'ERE, BUT YOU AIN'T SEEIN' DA SIGNS ON DA FRONT WOT TELLZ YA DAT WE GOTS US A BLITZA 'ERE! SO WE ROLLZ UP WIV OUR BIG SHOOTAS GOIN' AN' YOO LOT LAFFS 'COZ YOU FINK YOO'Z ALREDDY WON, DEN BOOM! WE SLIDES DA BOOMGUN OUT DA FRUNT DEN BLOWS YER ALL UP! HUR HUR HUR!

 some bloke wrote:
'OO SES ORKS AIN'T KUNNUN'? OI'LL SHOW YEZ KUNNIN! SEE DIS 'ERE LITTLE METAL BOX, ROIGHT? YOOS 'OOMIES FINKING IT AIN'T GUNNA DO MUCH 'URTIN TO NO-WUNZ, ROIGHT? RONG! YOO 'OOMIEZ LOOKIN' AT DIS 'ERE, BUT YOU AIN'T SEEIN' DA SIGNS ON DA FRONT WOT TELLZ YA DAT WE GOTS US A BLITZA 'ERE! SO WE ROLLZ UP WIV OUR BIG SHOOTAS GOIN' AN' YOO LOT LAFFS 'COZ YOU FINK YOO'Z ALREDDY WON, DEN BOOM! WE SLIDES DA BOOMGUN OUT DA FRUNT DEN BLOWS YER ALL UP! HUR HUR HUR!

I exalt not the post, but the model. That is zoggin' sweet.

 Happyjew wrote:

 some bloke wrote:
'OO SES ORKS AIN'T KUNNUN'? OI'LL SHOW YEZ KUNNIN! SEE DIS 'ERE LITTLE METAL BOX, ROIGHT? YOOS 'OOMIES FINKING IT AIN'T GUNNA DO MUCH 'URTIN TO NO-WUNZ, ROIGHT? RONG! YOO 'OOMIEZ LOOKIN' AT DIS 'ERE, BUT YOU AIN'T SEEIN' DA SIGNS ON DA FRONT WOT TELLZ YA DAT WE GOTS US A BLITZA 'ERE! SO WE ROLLZ UP WIV OUR BIG SHOOTAS GOIN' AN' YOO LOT LAFFS 'COZ YOU FINK YOO'Z ALREDDY WON, DEN BOOM! WE SLIDES DA BOOMGUN OUT DA FRUNT DEN BLOWS YER ALL UP! HUR HUR HUR!

I exalt not the post, but the model. That is zoggin' sweet.

Ah be fair now. The post was pretty good too.

This thread makes me wish i played orks.

 Jaceevoke wrote:
This thread is just wonderful, I love ork players.

Ork players make the game, without ork players, the game looses all fun.

Which would explain why everyone is so uptight and serious about other armies...

Orks are the only ones doing it right! That said it would be nice to be something other than target practise - so bring on the new dex already!!

Eldar FTW

But seriously, you boyz keep doing what you're doing

PapaSoul wrote:
Eldar FTW

But seriously, you boyz keep doing what you're doing

LOL. I'm actually an Eldar player. They're my favourite faction. But everybody loves orks!

I just suddenly realised summat

One of the things that's been really missing from orks was squiggoths - barring forgeworld, they aren't anywhere except the fluff. it would have been nice to have some newer rules with a decent hammer o' wrath effect and the ability to flip vehicles over or some such. instead we get the gorkamorkanaught. a fugly muchine with an overly large belly and silly lookin' legs.

but what if that's just GW's way of not stepping on forgeworlds toes? perhaps we orks are meant to do the opposite of what the GK and tau did - use a monstrous creature as a walker!

I mean, it's got everything it should - stompy? check. armoured? check. Armed to da teef? check. transport capacity? check. CC monster? check!

instead of having a walker pretending to be a monster, let's do da kunnin' fing wot dey ain't suspectin' and have a monster pretendin' ta be a walker!

 some bloke wrote:
I just suddenly realised summat

One of the things that's been really missing from orks was squiggoths - barring forgeworld, they aren't anywhere except the fluff. it would have been nice to have some newer rules with a decent hammer o' wrath effect and the ability to flip vehicles over or some such. instead we get the gorkamorkanaught. a fugly muchine with an overly large belly and silly lookin' legs.

but what if that's just GW's way of not stepping on forgeworlds toes? perhaps we orks are meant to do the opposite of what the GK and tau did - use a monstrous creature as a walker!

I mean, it's got everything it should - stompy? check. armoured? check. Armed to da teef? check. transport capacity? check. CC monster? check!

instead of having a walker pretending to be a monster, let's do da kunnin' fing wot dey ain't suspectin' and have a monster pretendin' ta be a walker!

Who cares!? We now have something big and stompy to crush puny 'oomies wit!

 DieselJester wrote:

 some bloke wrote:
I just suddenly realised summat

One of the things that's been really missing from orks was squiggoths - barring forgeworld, they aren't anywhere except the fluff. it would have been nice to have some newer rules with a decent hammer o' wrath effect and the ability to flip vehicles over or some such. instead we get the gorkamorkanaught. a fugly muchine with an overly large belly and silly lookin' legs.

but what if that's just GW's way of not stepping on forgeworlds toes? perhaps we orks are meant to do the opposite of what the GK and tau did - use a monstrous creature as a walker!

I mean, it's got everything it should - stompy? check. armoured? check. Armed to da teef? check. transport capacity? check. CC monster? check!

instead of having a walker pretending to be a monster, let's do da kunnin' fing wot dey ain't suspectin' and have a monster pretendin' ta be a walker!

Who cares!? We now have something big and stompy to crush puny 'oomies wit!

And blow totally random stuff up when you fire the rokkits. Certainly they ain't gonna hit what they are actually aimed at with that kind of weapon mount

OI!!!! YOUS GITS AINT REEL ORKS!!! REEL ORKSES WURDS IS RED. EVERY ORK KNOWS DAT RED WURDS GO FASTA' SO GIT OUTTA DA WAY OF DA SPELL FREEKS!!!! NOW GIT BACK TO KRUMPIN 'UMIE WORDS!!!!

Lynkon_Lawg wrote:
OI!!!! YOUS GITS AINT REEL ORKS!!! REEL ORKSES WURDS IS RED. EVERY ORK KNOWS DAT RED WURDS GO FASTA' SO GIT OUTTA DA WAY OF DA SPELL FREEKS!!!! NOW GIT BACK TO KRUMPIN 'UMIE WORDS!!!!

We aint needa be fast, we'z stompy 'nuff! Erry 'un knows yellers mor' splody!