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feeder wrote: It's a testament to the amount of cocaine in the corporate boardrooms of the 90's that a 'radical cheetah, dude!' was chosen as the mascot of a so-so line of cheezy puffs.
Cool Ranch Doritos always have been and always will be the king of crunchy snacktown.
Have you tried some of the new flavors? There is definitely a challenger for the throne...
I think Cheeto's has the best commercials at the moment, but Dorito's usually comes in strong for the NFL season, culminating in the Super Bowl.
Show me what you got, Dorito's fans!
"Sometimes the only victory possible is to keep your opponent from winning." - The Emperor, from The Outcast Dead.
"Tell your gods we are coming for them, and that their realms will burn as ours did." -Thostos Bladestorm
Kilkrazy wrote:When I was a young boy all my wargames were narratively based because I played with my toy soldiers and vehicles without the use of any rules.
The reason I bought rules and became a real wargamer was because I wanted a properly thought out structure to govern the action instead of just making things up as I went along.
"The undead ogre believes the sack of pies is your parrot, and proceeds to eat them. The pies explode, and so does his head. The way is clear." - Me, DMing what was supposed to be a serious Pathfinder campaign.
6000 - Death Skulls, Painted
2000 - Admech/Skitarii, Painted
If I have NO other snack to choose from, t would alternate. They are equal in my mind at the low end of snack foods. My top 10 list would be as follows:
1. Planters Cheez Ballz
2. Munchos
3. Pringles (any flavor)
4. Pork Rinds
5. Little Debbie Nutty Bars
6. Snyders of Hanover Cheddar Pretzel Pieces
7. Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream Pies
8. Red VInes
9. Little Debbie Star Crunch
10. Damn near any cinnamon powdered sugar mini doughnuts
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
I like classic Nacho Doritos the best. I don't like Cheetos much at all, EXCEPT for Cheeto Puffs. Those are amazing!
Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
I don't see Taco Bell making a taco out of Cheetos. Or any of that other garbage.
Also...
Doritos' Nacho + Red Pepper Hummus. You're welcome.
Fun little confession: I don't actually eat chips often, and if I do- I prefer Pretzels with Hummus. They're so unhealthy, and I'm trying to avoid/limit "one vice a month" as part of my New Years' resolution.
January I quit hard liquor straight/socially (a mixed drink in the evening on Friday as a nightcap is all I do)
February I quit mixing beef and potatoes (they do not do well together in your digestive system)
March I quit fried foods except on 'cheat day'.
April I quit sodas
May I quit Energy Drinks
June I quit Chips
July I set a limit on beer (1 night a week, no more than 6 in 12 hours)
August I quit making fun of Tau players
September I quit trying to stop myself from making fun of Tau players
You gotta have goals!
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Cheesecat wrote: Jesus Christ, we're living up to gamer stereotypes with Doritos being number one.
At least this isn't a soda poll. The Mountain Dew stereotype is very, very real.
And I prefer Mello Yello.
Its all about that DR PEPPER YALL!!!
I may have a problem
Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
was the greatest chip ever made. feth you Doritos for taking them out of my life.
I must have missed those. Dammit! That sounds amazing too.
My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 21 | Current main painting project: Warhammer 40k Leviathan set
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The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
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Automatically Appended Next Post: Then there is this inception themed entry:
Make a Doritos flavor out of tacos made from Doritos
Doritos 3D were amazing. If those still existed, they'd top my list.
My mom worked in the Frito Lay plant in Frankfort, IN and would bring me cases of stuff from the plant. I had two full cases of bags of 3Ds when they came out.
3500+
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2000 - Admech/Skitarii, Painted 
Ultramarines, 3rd Co. and friends, 16k+ 
4k 
Competition Index
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That sounds amazing too.
~16000 Astra Militarum: 
~1200 | Imperial Knights: 
~2300 | Leagues of Votann: 
~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: 
~700
