Inquisitorial Bathroom Attendant

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**hungryp**

Is it just me, or does the Servo Skull that comes with Forge World's Solomon Lok look an awful lot like it's been relegated to butt-wipe dispenser status? I guess it would save on having to find non-poisonous leaves to wipe with while rooting out heretics on some backwoods deathworld at least!

**MechaEmperor7000**

Cant....unsee.....

**hungryp**

Lol! I love the model and have seen it bunches of times, but something about it just struck me as odd today.

**MechaEmperor7000**

That would make one awesome toilet paper dispenser though. At least it will never make anyone crap their pants.

**The Dreadnote**

I didn't expect the thread content to live up to the title.

But then it did.

Well played, OP.

**Asherian Command**

LOL!

**Happygrunt**

I wounder it its extra soft?

**The Dreadnote**

Of course not. Softness leads to comfort, comfort leads to carelessness, and carelessness...leads to heresy.

**Asherian Command**

Happygrunt wrote:I wounder it its extra soft?

It has individually written. "Death to the Heretic on each sheet of paper. And paintstankly written laws of the imperium on each towelet.

**Kroothawk**

It was a common joke when the model was released, esp. as the paper roll is inserted the wrong way for writing.
Still waiting for a Golden Demon entry making use of that model of the Ordo Sanitaris: "Purge with fire!"

**VikingScott**

Funny stuff. Well played.

**vleermie**

Made my day, thank you good sir.

**stompydakka**

so full of WIN

**hungryp**

Kroothawk wrote:It was a common joke when the model was released, esp. as the paper roll is inserted the wrong way for writing.

Ah yes! The ages old debate of whether the paper should unroll from the top or the bottom

**Dark Apostle 666**

Don't open up that can of worms! We'll all be arguing forever about bog roll!
It's like some horrible daemon world torment only more amusing...

**Destrado**

"Emperor Sanctioned toilet paper, His own personal brand*!"

*Unsactified toilet paper can result in toilets with the Daemonic Possession gift.

**Mukkin'About**

hungryp wrote:

The roll goes backwards! Everyone knows you put the roll forwards!
HEEEEERRRRREEEEEESSSSSYYYYYY!!

**Jaon**

One picture comes to mind after this conversation.

**Thaanos**

So does this mean the Inquisition is now fighting the Golgothan?

**Fafnir**

It'll be useful in the fight against Nurgle, at least.

**SagesStone**

The Dreadnote wrote:Of course not. Softness leads to comfort, comfort leads to carelessness, and carelessness...leads to heresy.

**Kroothawk**

You can use it as a marker, when you wiped out a unit

**Battle Brother Lucifer**

The Dreadnote wrote:Of course not. Softness leads to comfort, comfort leads to carelessness, and carelessness...leads to heresy.

Sig'd if my adoptables allow it

**Zefig**

It's a relic from when the Emperor spent time at his summer palace on his lesser-known Porcelain Throne.

**Kroothawk**

In the grimdark future of 40k, even the toilet paper spenders have skulls

**Jon Touchdown**

n0t_u wrote:
The Dreadnote wrote:Of course not. Softness leads to comfort, comfort leads to carelessness, and carelessness...leads to heresy.

Lmfao! I want that model so bad now

**hungryp**

Kroothawk wrote:You can use it as a marker, when you wiped out a unit

**ZacktheChaosChild**

Inquisitor:
"What is this?"

Other Guy:
"Why, sir, that is used to wipe-"

Inquisitor:
"DISPOSE OF THIS XENOS FILTH"

**camboyaz**

Kroothawk wrote:You can use it as a marker, when you wiped out a unit

More like: when you haved wiped a units

**Zed**

Awesome thread, I'm now sorely tempted to build the Imperial Public Toilet...