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**Commissar Wafflez**

Hello there! I have been lurking Dakka Dakka for a while and I have finally decided that I should probably join.

Last November, on my birthday, I received the "Assault On Black Reach" starter set for Warhammer 40,000.
However, I have yet to assemble all my miniatures; I'm so lazy.

I live in South Africa and there are, unfortunately, no GW stores over here.
Also, there aren't any FLGSs in my area, so it will be quite a while before I expand my army.

I am interested in collecting the Imperial Guard, Orks and Space Marines. In that order.
Although I will probably collect space marines first, since they are apparently the easiest to paint, and the cheapest to collect. I'm not sure if that is true though.

I'm not quite sure what else to say.

If anyone else is using this avatar, could you please notify me so that I can change it?

Oh, and, what do you think of my paradoxical parody signature?