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**imnotbruce**

I just woke and could only remember one thing from my dream, a t-shirt that said "Don't try the bean dip" and it had a bowl of bean dip next to the phrase. Anyone else got any strange/interesting t-shirt ideas?

**Chowderhead**

I have always imagined a pair of panties with "Armor 10" on he front, and "Armor 10" or "Armor 14" in the posterior.

**Mr Mystery**

Yeah. Go look up Harold Shipman then come back to me.

**Corpsesarefun**

Mr Mystery wrote:

Yeah. Go look up Harold Shipman then come back to me.

I recognised the face instantly

The joke is funny but would get old fast.

**snurl**

imnotbruce wrote:I just woke and could only remember one thing from my dream, a t-shirt that said "Don't try the bean dip" and it had a bowl of bean dip next to the phrase. Anyone else got any strange/interesting t-shirt ideas?

My T-Shirts never have anything to say.

**Jihadnik**

I once saw one that said, I made love to the girl from Hanson...Does that count?

**snurl**

How about one that says "Unarmored Civillian"
or
"Zero Level Human"

**SilverMK2**

snurl wrote:How about one that says "Unarmored Civillian"
or
"Zero Level Human"

**rubiksnoob**

edit: failled picture attempt

**filbert**

Seen plenty of offensive t-shirts masquerading as 'funny' ideas. None which deserve to be aired here though.

**Albatross**

I always find those 'Don't Walk On The Grass - Smoke It.' ones to be particularly droll.

**daedalus**

Albatross wrote:I always find those 'Don't Walk On The Grass - Smoke It.' ones to be particularly droll.

Yeah, that's too easy. I like shirts with strange designs on them, not psuedo-random/funny sayings that were masterfully created by a corporate marketing guru.

I have my Adepticon team logo printed on a t-shirt:

**snurl**

Got DAKKA?

**Monster Rain**

What's a good, free image editor that I can download?

I have such sights to show you.

**Kilkrazy**

Jihadnik wrote:I once saw one that said, I made love to the girl from Hanson...Does that count?

Dude, I don't like it, but someone's got to tell you, there aren't any girls in Hanson.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanson_(band)

**Mr Mystery**

**Chowderhead**

Mr Mystery wrote:

That's hilariously awful.

**Earthbeard**

Monster Rain wrote:What's a good, free image editor that I can download?

I have such sights to show you.

Use G.I.M.P pretty much opensource version of photoshop.

I'm going to get
FAT!
IN LEAGUE WITH NURGLE!

As a t-shirt one day, old play on venom lyrics.

**Goliath**

Kilkrazy wrote:
Jihadnik wrote:I once saw one that said, I made love to the girl from Hanson...Does that count?

Dude, I don't like it, but someone's got to tell you, there aren't any girls in Hanson.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanson_(band)

I thinkt that that might be the point of the T-shirt.

I once saw one with "sex and drugs and sausage rolls" on.

**Battle Brother Lucifer**

I have a couple.

One has the equation i^2 on it (with a superscript 2)
And says Keeping it real under neath

Another is a siluette of an old main with a cane and says McCane

**Wolfun**

This is one of mine.

**Flashman**

I'd pay good money for a Han Solo t-shirt reading, "Boring conversation anyway..."

**Ulver**

corpsesarefun wrote:
Mr Mystery wrote:

Yeah. Go look up Harold Shipman then come back to me.

I recognised the face instantly The joke is funny but would get old fast.

It wouldn't stay old for long though, cos Shipman would kill it.

Earthbeard wrote:
Monster Rain wrote:What's a good, free image editor that I can download?

I have such sights to show you.

Use G.I.M.P pretty much opensource version of photoshop.

Second vote for GIMP

**Da Boss**

I have one that says: "Resistance if futile (if > 1 Ohm)" and another one with a shark and a gorilla jumping out of an explosion and hi fiving.

**Ahtman**

How about a grey T-Shirt that says "Counts as X", where is a model in your army. So for instance it might say "Counts as Carnifex". Obliviously this is a shirt to wear to the FLGS for games as it wouldn't make much sense outside of that.

**Albatross**

Ahtman wrote:How about a grey T-Shirt that says "Counts as X", where is a model in your army. So for instance it might say "Counts as Carnifex". Obliviously this is a shirt to wear to the FLGS for games as it wouldn't make much sense outside of that.

How about 'Counts as Trousers'?

**Cannerus_The_Unbearable**

There's one I'm designing for the next Gaga show that will have the body of a pornstar with nipple tape Xs and a barbie head pasted over the top. To the right will be the words "We're plastic but we still have fun" in old school punk magazine-cutout lettering.

**Albatross**

I quite like this one:

**Mr Mystery**

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**squilverine**

One thing which really gets on my nerves is when you see some dizzy slag with a tight fitting top which has something along the lines of 'in your dreams' or 'heart breaker' plastered across the boobs.
Not only is it stunningly arrogant but generaly leads to a fight when said slappers neanderthol boyfriend asks 'oi are you starring at my missus' tits'

As such I have always wanted to get a t-shirt printed with the slogan 'I wouldn't stick it in you to clean it'