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2011/03/09 00:38:17
Subject: what do dark eldar do for fun?
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Crazed Spirit of the Defiler
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besides war
im thinking they may
-go to watch a bloody arena fight
-have 100+ orgies a day
-torture some people
do they do anything else?
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2011/03/09 00:41:00
Subject: what do dark eldar do for fun?
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Yeah torture and bloodsports is all i have...
Cackling maniacally?
Plotting?
Being devious?
Sharpening their favorite knives?
Making a nice coat from some poor sods skin?
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain  " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/03/09 00:57:42
Subject: what do dark eldar do for fun?
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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Same thing orks do for fun
Blood Bowl
if i had to make a serious guess
Kidnapping someone to inflict all the torturous pain you could ever imagine. then when they die their heads get cut off and left outside with their junk hanging out their mouths.. you know, something brutal
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S'all fun and games until some no life troll master debates all over your space manz & ruins it for you |
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2011/03/09 01:29:50
Subject: what do dark eldar do for fun?
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Slaanesh Chosen Marine Riding a Fiend
Inside a pretty, pretty pain cave... won't you come inside?
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They do what other evil and empty vessels do: watch "Keeping Up With The Kardashians."
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2011/03/09 01:35:51
Subject: what do dark eldar do for fun?
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Sinewy Scourge
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Obviously they watch Jersey Shore....They love the pain that comes with watching that show.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/03/09 01:36:05
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2011/03/09 01:36:30
Subject: what do dark eldar do for fun?
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Kinebrach-Knobbling Xeno Interrogator
South Saint Paul, MN, USA
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go on hunts for the most adorable kittens and puppies and kill them in the most vicious ways possible
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/03/09 01:36:48
 -2500 pts.
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Minds are like parachutes. Just because you've lost yours, doesn't mean that you can borrow mine.
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2011/03/09 02:18:42
Subject: what do dark eldar do for fun?
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Pyro Pilot of a Triach Stalker
New Jersey
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Probably Pictionary
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 "Order. Unity. Obedience. We taught the galaxy these things, and we shall do so again."
 "They are not your worst nightmare; they are your every nightmare."
 "Let the galaxy burn!"
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2011/03/09 06:53:11
Subject: Re:what do dark eldar do for fun?
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
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Well I could tell you...but this is meant to be a family friendly website...hell it would make most adults have night terrors for only...the rest of their lives
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- "Do not believe in me who believes in you, do not believe in you who believes in me, but believe in you who believes in yourself! DUMBASS!"
~Dark Eldar- Pirates of the Crystal Moon - 2400 points 38/15/4
~Pre-heresy Luna Wolves- WIP! (Probably gonna be a while) 
~Recently sold sisters, GW ruined them for me  their burning of xeno's will be remembered!  (Friend bought them back for me, making them work, statement so far half stands after a lesson learnt)
~ SKAVEN - 1000 points and growing, just have assassinate a few warlords to get my way...need more cheese...
'The bane of a gamers existance  ' |
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2011/03/09 09:27:21
Subject: what do dark eldar do for fun?
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Mighty Brass Scorpion of Khorne
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Things so fethed up that it can spawn a god with the power to wipe out 95% of a galaxy spanning race in an instant. Whatever that might be I don't think I really want to know
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2011/03/09 09:57:24
Subject: Re:what do dark eldar do for fun?
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Legendary Dogfighter
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
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I'm sure they spend their days on facebook when they're not with their kabals.
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"How many more worlds do we sacrifice? How many more millions or billions do we betray before we turn and fight?" - attributed to Captain Leoten Semper of Battlefleet Gothic - Gothic War, the evacuation of Belatis.
If commanding a Titan is a measure of true power, then commanding a warship is like having one foot on the Golden Throne - Navy saying. |
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2011/03/09 10:42:07
Subject: what do dark eldar do for fun?
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Hellacious Havoc
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Play online CoD
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2011/03/09 17:00:17
Subject: what do dark eldar do for fun?
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Legendary Dogfighter
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
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awb wrote:Play online CoD
Ha! I knew these geeks that killed me 4 times in a row each time I played online were not humans!
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"How many more worlds do we sacrifice? How many more millions or billions do we betray before we turn and fight?" - attributed to Captain Leoten Semper of Battlefleet Gothic - Gothic War, the evacuation of Belatis.
If commanding a Titan is a measure of true power, then commanding a warship is like having one foot on the Golden Throne - Navy saying. |
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2011/03/09 17:02:37
Subject: what do dark eldar do for fun?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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The only thing i can think of missing is undergoing unneccessary plastic surgery. I think body modification is pretty popular, possibly even gender reassignment, all of course without anaesthetic.
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Mary Sue wrote: Perkustin is even more awesome than me!
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2011/03/10 04:22:42
Subject: Re:what do dark eldar do for fun?
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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*Sigh
did we really need to ask this question?
Day in the life of a DE warrior.
5 AM. Wake up
5:01AM. Massive **** with his main squeeze(s)
5:30AM. Tortures his playthings(possably including his prior squeeze)
5:45AM. Plaything breaks.
6AM. has morning meal, usually the flesh and blood of deceased playthings.
7AM. goes on Raid to catch more playthings.
12PM. Returns from Raid, pays Archon's Plaything tax.
12:30PM. Watches Bloodgames in the local Arena.
2PM. Tortures new playthings.
5PM. another massive **** with new Squeeze(s) and/or Playthings.
10PM. Sleeps. wakes up off and on to stab at the closest bag of flesh.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
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2011/03/10 05:03:56
Subject: what do dark eldar do for fun?
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Shunting Grey Knight Interceptor
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They probably space crochet or play space scrabble... you cant be all violence and hedonism 100% of the time otherwise itd become the norm so I imagine they have bouts of normality to perpetuate there indulgences that bit more.
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ineptus astartes wrote: I write Spongebob Squarepants Fanfiction for christ sakes!
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2011/03/10 05:50:58
Subject: what do dark eldar do for fun?
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Lethal Lhamean
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Grey templar has it.
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2011/03/10 11:10:41
Subject: what do dark eldar do for fun?
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Major
Middle Earth
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awb wrote:Play online CoD
Thats who those commando pro and 2 model 1887 fethwipes are!
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We're watching you... scum. |
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2011/03/10 12:25:59
Subject: what do dark eldar do for fun?
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Strangely Beautiful Daemonette of Slaanesh
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Are you kidding me? You can't figure this one out?
DRUGS!! They sit around and use drugs all day. 
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2011/03/10 12:30:23
Subject: what do dark eldar do for fun?
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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EmilCrane wrote:awb wrote:Play online CoD
Thats who those commando pro and 2 model 1887 fethwipes are!
I'll admit it did use Commando pro with Marathon and Lightweight but i only ever used a knife and everyone else got guns so i thought i balanced out much better than most people think.
They might play sports...
Other than bloodsports.
Sports like Cricket or something...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/03/10 12:52:34
Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/03/10 15:40:56
Subject: Re:what do dark eldar do for fun?
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Khorne Rhino Driver with Destroyer
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what do dark eldar do for fun?
Your mom.
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'Fenris. The fortress of the Sixth Legion Astartes, called - forgive me - the Space Wolves. The fortress is known as the Fang. Am I right?'
'Yes. Except only an idiot calls it the Fang.' - Skarssen Skarssenson - Prospero Burns |
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2011/03/10 16:23:57
Subject: what do dark eldar do for fun?
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Daring Dark Eldar Raider Rider
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That's actually kinda right once you think about it.
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2011/03/10 17:23:10
Subject: what do dark eldar do for fun?
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Pyro Pilot of a Triach Stalker
New Jersey
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They probably play the latest MMO's but those damn Tau gold farmers always get in the way. In fact those are the only two races I can imagine playing vidya gaemz.
I bet they both love them H-games.
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"Order. Unity. Obedience. We taught the galaxy these things, and we shall do so again."
"They are not your worst nightmare; they are your every nightmare."
"Let the galaxy burn!"
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2011/03/10 18:15:57
Subject: what do dark eldar do for fun?
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Infiltrating Broodlord
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Scorpionov wrote:do they do anything else?
Exist
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Ayn Rand "We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality" |
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2011/03/10 18:17:40
Subject: what do dark eldar do for fun?
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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BuFFo wrote:Scorpionov wrote:do they do anything else?
Exist
Dance
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/03/10 21:10:31
Subject: Re:what do dark eldar do for fun?
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Fixture of Dakka
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You guys are thinking about this all wrong. Torturing captives, raping innocents, participating in orgies, and generally being evil is their job.
They wouldn't do more of that in their off time. They'd do the opposite.
Much like us, productive members of society, who in our spare time escape reality by imagining we're participating in orgies, slaying dragons, or commanding armies in battle.
Dark Eldar would do things like:
1) Volunteer in a homeless shelter
2) Play tabletop games involving the Care Bears vs My Little Pony in a contest of who can spread happiness better
3) Play a video game where their avatar sits in a cubicle all day, relaxing and making sales calls
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2011/03/10 21:10:47
Subject: what do dark eldar do for fun?
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Mysterious Techpriest
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I'm pretty sure EVERYTHING the Dark Eldar do is in the pursuit of pleasure.
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DQ:90S++G+M++B++I+Pw40k04+D++++A++/areWD-R+++T(M)DM+
2800pts Dark Angels
2000pts Adeptus Mechanicus
1850pts Imperial Guard
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