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2011/05/30 23:57:17
Subject: Hey guys, whats up?
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Imperial Recruit in Training
Fort Worth, Texas
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My name is Alistair, and I'm 13. I just got the warhammer 40k assault on black reach set and the basic starters paint set not 2 months ago. I have built everything, lost a lot of ork heads, (hadn't glued them until recently, but it's ok because I don't particularly care for orks.) and I've painted all of the space marine ultramarines. I'm yet to paint the orks, terminators, dreadnought, and space marine commander, and have only played one game againnst myself. I don't think I quite understand the rules well. I'm refrasing this last part for the greater good(xD Tau reamarks). Does anyone know a good way to learn or find people who can teach you?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/06/08 17:19:40
The answer to everything Lord Commisar, Is cheese. You can run the tanks on melted cheese. You could feed to troops cheese. You could build bases with cheese. We can repel the aliens and traitors with cheese. We can defend the Imperium with cheese.  |
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2011/05/31 00:00:29
Subject: Hey guys, whats up?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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Watch out for those pedophiles! Welcome to Dakka!
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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2011/05/31 00:01:43
Subject: Hey guys, whats up?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Hello and welcome.
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2011/05/31 01:18:46
Subject: Hey guys, whats up?
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Congratulations on the 3rd weirdest introduction i have ever read...
Welcome to Dakka, have a fun stay.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/05/31 01:38:38
Subject: Re:Hey guys, whats up?
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Strategizing Grey Knight Chapter Master
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Welcome to Dakka,
I second the introduction being weird.
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IceAngel wrote:I must say Knightley, I am very envious of your squiggle ability. I mean, if squiggles were a tactical squad, you'd be the sergeant. If squiggles were an HQ, you'd be the special character. If squiggles were a way of life, you'd be Doctor Phil...
The Cleanest Painting blog ever!
Gitsplitta wrote:I am but a pretender... you are... the father of all squiggles. .
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2011/05/31 12:04:42
Subject: Hey guys, whats up?
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Emboldened Warlock
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Welcome!
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Stats since joining Dakka
 Corsair Eldar: 20 Win, 1 lose, 1 draw
 Fallen Angels: 3 Win, 0 lose, 0 draw
 Skavens: 2 Win, 0 lose, 0 draw |
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2011/05/31 12:27:10
Subject: Hey guys, whats up?
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Drop Trooper with Demo Charge
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Welcome to dakka!
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Warhammer 40k
 15 000 pts Imperial Guard 501th pintaxien regiment
1000pts Sisters of battle
total: 16 500
Flames of war
U.S.S.R. 2475 pts |
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2011/05/31 13:23:08
Subject: Re:Hey guys, whats up?
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Rampaging Furioso Blood Angel Dreadnought
Potters Bar, UK
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Welcome to Dakka!
Good luck on finding a non-paedo to help you!
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inmygravenimage wrote:Have courage, faith and beer, my friend - it will be done!
MeanGreenStompa wrote:Anonymity breeds aggression.
Chowderhead wrote:Just hit the "Triangle of Friendship", as I call it.
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2011/05/31 14:49:07
Subject: Re:Hey guys, whats up?
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Imperial Recruit in Training
Fort Worth, Texas
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Knightley wrote:Welcome to Dakka,
I second the introduction being weird.
Yes, I suppose that was kinda wierd. xD Didn't think about it when I wrote it up. Automatically Appended Next Post: Yeah, so I was sorta sick and tired yesterday, still sick today, but feeling better, and I wasn't thinking straightly when I wrote this.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/05/31 14:51:09
The answer to everything Lord Commisar, Is cheese. You can run the tanks on melted cheese. You could feed to troops cheese. You could build bases with cheese. We can repel the aliens and traitors with cheese. We can defend the Imperium with cheese. |
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2011/05/31 15:27:52
Subject: Hey guys, whats up?
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Sneaky Sniper Drone
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Welcome to dakka. No comment to your introduction.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/05/31 15:29:27
 How to win with Tau: hide with lots of railguns!
 1000pts of Grey Tau!
 500pts Tryanids
 1000pts of Blood Angels! |
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2011/05/31 15:35:29
Subject: Hey guys, whats up?
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Mighty Brass Scorpion of Khorne
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purplefood wrote:Congratulations on the 3rd weirdest introduction i have ever read...
I dread to think what the top two might be
Welcome to Dakka Alistair!
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2011/05/31 15:48:48
Subject: Hey guys, whats up?
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Scouting Shade
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purplefood wrote:Congratulations on the 3rd weirdest introduction i have ever read...
Welcome to Dakka, have a fun stay.
Welcome and.......where are the other two!? I must read lol. Kids say the darndest things but than again so do pedophiles =/(I seen that Dateline show before what a scary thing=( )
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Visit my trade/sale list! Buy my OK! lol
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/333280.page |
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2011/05/31 16:37:34
Subject: Hey guys, whats up?
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Chalice-Wielding Sanguinary High Priest
Arlington TX, but want to be back in Seattle WA
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Welcome to the Dak!
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4250 points of Blood Angels goodness, sweet and silky W12-L6-D4
 1000 points of Teil-Shan (my own scheme) Eldar Craftworld in progress
 800 points of unassembled Urban themed Imperial Guard
 650 points of my do-it-yourself Tempest Guard
 675 points of Commoraghs finest!
The Dude - "Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man."
Lord Helmet - "I bet she gives great helmet."
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2011/05/31 16:51:44
Subject: Hey guys, whats up?
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Scarred Ultramarine Tyrannic War Veteran
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Welcome 
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2011/05/31 16:52:19
Subject: Re:Hey guys, whats up?
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Proud Haradrim Warrior
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Welcome to Dakka! 
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2011/05/31 22:26:34
Subject: Hey guys, whats up?
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Mimetic Lasiq
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Welcome!
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2011/05/31 22:40:44
Subject: Hey guys, whats up?
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Izeya82 wrote:purplefood wrote:Congratulations on the 3rd weirdest introduction i have ever read...
Welcome to Dakka, have a fun stay.
Welcome and.......where are the other two!? I must read lol. Kids say the darndest things but than again so do pedophiles =/(I seen that Dateline show before what a scary thing=( )
Gorechild wrote:purplefood wrote:Congratulations on the 3rd weirdest introduction i have ever read...
I dread to think what the top two might be Welcome to Dakka Alistair!
One was a really strange troll-esque chap proclaiming himself to be the best player at a game no one played... We won't go into the other one...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/05/31 22:42:19
Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/05/31 22:40:45
Subject: Hey guys, whats up?
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Sneaky Sniper Drone
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welcome to dakka dakka
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1300 pt 
1000 pt 
1115 pt 
long live the |
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2011/05/31 22:57:54
Subject: Re:Hey guys, whats up?
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Drone without a Controller
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Welcome of the Dak.
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For the Greater Good, or at least some semblance of Goodness!
3000 Tau Ksi'mi'yen Sept
2750 Grey Knights 
2000 Space Marines Salamanders 
25 Retribution of Scyrah |
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2011/06/06 11:19:23
Subject: Hey guys, whats up?
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[DCM]
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Welcome to dakka.
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5000pts