If you could be ANYTHING in the 40K universe...

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**Ashryu**

IG vet in an inquisitorial retinue would be good, you just sit in the back and wait for deepstrikes

**WarhammerTabletop**

Hands down I would be a Guard there life is so fun you get to

1. Have to carry a book around or be exacuted
2.Get to figh all kinds of monsters with your red falshlight er i mean lasgun
3.You get to be around the commisars who are always nice
4. (sarcasm off) you can outflank and scream CCCRREEEEEDD!! and catch your enemies of guard.

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I would really be a tech-marine or a chapter captain

**Addicted to Bleach**

I would be any Eldar because he can live for thousands of year kick major butt and when I die I can come back as A Wraithlord

**shas'o vera**

i would be shas'o vera who is one of the followers of o'shovah

**BAN**

i would be lukas the trickster, anti authority and still fething awesome....basically a space viking
drink and fight, rape and pillage woohoooo

**Dark Lord Seanron**

I'd be an Ork Boy - smelly, drunk, angry and happy with his place in the world ^^

**Ronin-Sage**

Eldar Ranger

I like their "lifestyle", freedom, and hopefully I would be able to do [relatively] good things for the galaxy as one. Plus, the outfit is awesome.

**alexwars1**

Daemon Prince of Slaanesh. Seriously, I see no better life than that. You get to destroy everything that comes your way, get to enjoy everything you do ever, and lots of drugs and women!

**ghosty**

ahh but being a DP of slaanesh kind of entails either having 6 boobs and a penus, or having 3 breasts and no penus.

me? id like to be a greater daemon of tzeentch!

being a birdman would be cool, but being a bird man who is a gods right hand man is even cooler.
but then topping that would be a bird man who would be able to change anything into anything else, just by looking at it.

you know it, i know it, we all know it, a giant flying bird man who can almost control time and space is orgasmic!

**LiberatedObject**

ghosty wrote:ahh but being a DP of slaanesh kind of entails either having 6 boobs and a penus, or having 3 breasts and no penus.

1) It's spelled penis.
2) That could be kind of fun.

Plus maybe you could try to go for the Fabio look for a Daemon Prince, and go around sexing people up.

**ghosty**

ahh my bad...penus penis......its the same differance in the end of the day....

and the fabio look?

**jamessearle0**

ungulateman wrote:I'd like to be a Custodes. I sit around in an empty castle all day looking fancy in golden armour. Plus, GW wouldn't make rules for me, so I wouldn't have to fight!

pretty sure they gave up their armour when the emperor ascended

id be a harlequin death jester = awesome model

**Ennkay**

The obvious choice is being an Angry Marine

**BeRzErKeR**

Two possibilities. Either;

A) An Ork Warlord, leading the Waagh! across the galaxy.

B) A Chaos Lord of the Emperor's Children.

**Eldar Own**

Id be a Wraithlord. While they probably dont have aany recollection of it, im sure they get to stomp and kill lots of big things. The other possibility is a Titan or Stompa, but thats being too greedy.

**The Shrieker**

I'd be the guy in a Prism Cannon turret. BZZZAAAPP. FSHHWOOOOOOM... FAAAAAAAAHHHHH! B'KAW! B'KAW!!!
Lovely.

**Superscope**

My gods.. what i have created here?? It's still alive? *pokes thread with a stick*

Anyhow.. I still stick with my orginial request of a Tau shas'O in a XV22 Battlesuit, with all the bells and whisles attached on it, including all the cool drones

**Cosmic**

No one beats my mushroom-crazed Grot strapped to a nuclear missile. Nobody!

**person person**

What if it misses?

**Emperors Faithful**

Then the ride lasts a little longer?

**Cosmic**

person person wrote:What if it misses?

Miss, you says? Da Orks don't do any uv dis "missin'" stuff. Der's a good reason about fings happenin' wiv us. When fings 'appen, it'z cuz we meants it to do dat!

Emperors Faithful wrote:Then the ride lasts a little longer?

Ha hA, very funny cleva clogs... But you's right, though.

Don't you all minds da edits herr herr!

**jamessearle0**

oooh oooooh ive changed my mind.... DOOOOOOMRIDER

**Stygian Mole**

A Fenrisian with a chance (and a big axe

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Space popes personal retainer (Oops! Sorry sir

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**hamsterlord20**

I'd be either one of two things:

An ork Warboss because, a) I'd be friggin HUGE b) I would have an army of guys following me at all times c) I'd be leada o' da pack!

or

A Khorne Beserker because a) I love axes as a weapon b) I'd get to earn the gory respect of Khorne c) I love beserking d) When life gives you lemons- BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

**Vasarto**

Probably a Daemon. Most Likely One of Nurgles or Maybe Khorns.

I would have a everlasting life span. I never heard of a Daemon Dying of Old Age. Plus I could just do whatever I felt Like.

**warboss spinetwizta**

Free from imperial opresion dark eldar raiding
nurgle defileing slaesh rapeing khorne violence
tzecntch madness tau invadeing tyranid harvesting
necron awakinging that is freedom and it is what i want to be

**Loricatus Aurora**

Belacor!
All the way from Fantasy, would be baddass by 40k and look even better.

**Strudel110**

Either an Imperator titan commander a Big Mek or Creeeeed!

**person person**

Why is everyone saying warlord/Imperator Princeps? I'd rather be the titan. I'm pretty sure the Mechanicum takes better care of the titan, 'cause a princeps is only a mortal human. A titan can potentially live a millenia and a bit.

**shrike**

a grey knight demonhunter, a raven guard vanguard veteran or commissar yarrick- he's just so awesome!!!
no, i know: an imperator titan!
no, commissar yarrick on a pulpit on top of the imperator!