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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

FM Ninja 048 wrote:By any chance do you own a copy of the Anarchists Cookbook, Corpses, you seem like the sort of person who would...


I did in fact own a copy for many years until it drowned in Hurricane Katrina.


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lol, I knew you would

Thats a shame FITZZ, I keep mine as a PDF, easy to back up/encrypt and it's swallowable


(JK about that last one, I don't think I could actually do that)

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Swindon, Wiltshire, UK

FM Ninja 048 wrote:lol, I knew you would

Thats a shame FITZZ, I keep mine as a PDF, easy to back up/encrypt and it's swallowable


(JK about that last one, I don't think I could actually do that)


Swallowing a memory stick shouldn't be too hard.
   
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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

FM Ninja 048 wrote:lolI knew you would

That's a shame FITZZ, I keep mine as a PDF, easy to back up/encrypt and it's swallowable


(JK about that last one, I don't think I could actually do that)


Meh,even if I'd have had mine as a PDF it would have been useless,basically everything I owned was underwater for several days.


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Yeah, but it's the thought of it, and the fact that the memory stick is about as long as the base of an iphone

plus it's got three layers of encryption, and they can't make me give them the passwords, so I shouldn't have to swallow it


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FITZZ wrote:
FM Ninja 048 wrote:lolI knew you would

That's a shame FITZZ, I keep mine as a PDF, easy to back up/encrypt and it's swallowable


(JK about that last one, I don't think I could actually do that)


Meh,even if I'd have had mine as a PDF it would have been useless,basically everything I owned was underwater for several days.


true, what was it like having to live in the aftermath, we saw it on the news but it was always " somebody's been rescued from knee depth water" or "look an aligator swiming up a suburb street"*




*FM Ninja reserves the right of hyperbole

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FM Ninja 048 wrote:it would melt the end of the nails wouldn't it?

and corpses, you're coming to edinburgh if S does HTF, if we get to the castle first then we'll be unstopable, I don't care how far south Swindon is, you need to make it up here, it all fits into my plan to make it to JP's with a tanker full of Whisky
Looks like this american is making his way to the UK when Z day comes.


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corpsesarefun wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
FM Ninja 048 wrote:Even just use piping, plenty of that everywhere, and have them rigged as bigger one shot weaponry


Perhaps fashionising limited use "cannons" of a sort would work a bit better....


Thermite blunderbuss style hand cannons?


they have a word for that.... EPIC


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corpsesarefun wrote:
FM Ninja 048 wrote:By any chance do you own a copy of the Anarchists Cookbook, Corpses, you seem like the sort of person who would...


I admit nothing


why is it illegal, it's just a book. Seems protected by free speech.


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FITZZ wrote:
FM Ninja 048 wrote:lolI knew you would

That's a shame FITZZ, I keep mine as a PDF, easy to back up/encrypt and it's swallowable


(JK about that last one, I don't think I could actually do that)


Meh,even if I'd have had mine as a PDF it would have been useless,basically everything I owned was underwater for several days.


the book itself is fairly useless, it doesn't even show how to make RDX, Just take [REDACTED] and nitrate it with [REDACTED], and when the particles settle treat with [REDACTED]. Mix with a plasticizer like [REDACTED] and voila, C4.

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Swindon, Wiltshire, UK

Swindon is south of bristol its around 370 miles from Edinburgh
   
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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

@ Ninja...

It's "funny" because at moments during the whole post Katrina fiasco I kept thinking to myself "this is what the outbreak of a zombie apocalypse would be like."
Of course...it's funny now, at the time...not so much.
The whole situation was a bit much to go into any great detail here...but feel free to PM me if you want the "long" version.
Suffice to say,we scavenged for food...at least to begin with,lots of folks were carrying guns and most people were less than happy with "authority figures."..

Not something I particularly enjoyed,but something I believe made me stronger...if that makes sense.


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Scotland

Kill and Rape as much as possible because we are all doomed........... Oh dear..............

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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Perkustin wrote:Kill and Rape as much as possible because we are all doomed........... Oh dear..............


...Best if you stay far from my crosshairs with that sort of outlook.


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Burtucky, Michigan

Hes across the pond, let the French zombies eat um
   
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Would the french zombies even be cannibals?

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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

KingCracker wrote:Hes across the pond, let the French zombies eat um


Ah...Right you are KC,I failed to notice the flag...across the pond..even I'm not that good a shot.


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gendoikari87 wrote:Would the french zombies even be cannibals?


Why wouldn't they be?...

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Why wouldn't they be?...


I just imagine zombie france like a country full of mimes... Pale... Rotting... mimes.

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My friend has a potato cannon made from a WWII panzerschreck, we put a hole through both ends of a wooden canoo, and sank the entire thing... Needless to say that was one squad of paintballers who surrendered...

"Grab the potato Nuch!"

*Thump*

"Oh... They're sinking... Shoot them!!!"

Besides that, fire homemade explosives out of that maybe? Though the propellant may set the explosives off in the barrel...

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Thunderfrog wrote:
+1 Str for like 5 points? To autocannons or assault cannons? Hell yea. Then the Reinforced Aegis upgrade for free AND the ability to ignore stunned shaken.. pretty much for free..
Other Dreadnaughts should just go somewhere and be a toaster.

Mattieu~~~~ It's not that eldar are bad, it's that they require a lot of intergration between units. Also, that doesnt prove anything other than GW has a huge hard-on for marines, and, given the option between making a xeno the best psykers or making a marine the best psyker, they will 9 times out of 10 choose the marine.
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Tzeentchling9 wrote:Mephy can't be swept. He is still a marine so he has the, "And They Shall Never Get Removed From The Table After Losing Combat Like Everyone Else Because They Are The Poster Boys" special rule.


 
   
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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

gendoikari 87 wrote:
Why wouldn't they be?...


I just imagine zombie france like a country full of mimes... Pale... Rotting... mimes.




EDIT:...

This film was about a zombie outbreak in France...it was a bit Meh,but apparently French Zombies behave no differently than their counterparts in the rest of the world..ok,perhaps they were a bit more rude..but hey...they're French.

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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

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Scotland

FITZZ that Picture is effing win! I dont know what i would really do in this scenario TBH i would Probs just give into it as fate...

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Eternal Plague

France needed to fall in order for the zimes to walk the Earth...

   
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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

WarOne wrote:France needed to fall in order for the zimes to walk the Earth...


"...When There is no more room in the Coffee Houses....The Zimes will walk the Earth...and they'll still be anoying as hell."





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FITZZ wrote:
WarOne wrote:France needed to fall in order for the zimes to walk the Earth...


"...When There is no more room in the Coffee Houses....The Zimes will walk the Earth...and they'll still be anoying as hell."







I have a new favorite quote.

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gendoikari87 wrote:
FM Ninja 048 wrote:it would melt the end of the nails wouldn't it?

and corpses, you're coming to edinburgh if S does HTF, if we get to the castle first then we'll be unstopable, I don't care how far south Swindon is, you need to make it up here, it all fits into my plan to make it to JP's with a tanker full of Whisky
Looks like this american is making his way to the UK when Z day comes.


Why, I'll be trying to make my way to america

gendoikari87 wrote:
corpsesarefun wrote:
FM Ninja 048 wrote:By any chance do you own a copy of the Anarchists Cookbook, Corpses, you seem like the sort of person who would...
I admit nothing
why is it illegal, it's just a book. Seems protected by free speech.


It will be, but over here it would probably still be the sort of book that would get you put on a 'list'
   
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FITZZ wrote:
Frazzled wrote:In their defense, while having much less access for firearms, they do have something called castles. Castle plus two or three home made flame throwers = Good Times!


True..Castles would obviously make for excellent defensible positions,however...I question the assault value of a few flame throwers....sure it's fun,but...burnt zombie doesn't always =neutralized zombie.
Of course,from castle walls one could always drop various heavy objects (large rocks and such) onto the attacking zombies heads.


Well I'm thinking throwers going woosh onto hapless villagers..er zombies yea zombies from the castle walls, all the while wearing late Mideval armor and taunting the zombies with a snooty French accent. Occasionally they would have to fire giant wooden bunnies over the wall too.

Ok. The French guys are our Zombie survivors, King Arthur is the zombies. yes you knew I would have to go here.



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FITZZ wrote:
Frazzled wrote:In their defense, while having much less access for firearms, they do have something called castles. Castle plus two or three home made flame throwers = Good Times!


True..Castles would obviously make for excellent defensible positions,however...I question the assault value of a few flame throwers....sure it's fun,but...burnt zombie doesn't always =neutralized zombie.
Of course,from castle walls one could always drop various heavy objects (large rocks and such) onto the attacking zombies heads.


Well I'm thinking throwers going woosh onto hapless villagers..er zombies yea zombies from the castle walls, all the while wearing late Mideval armor and taunting the zombies with a snooty French accent. Occasionally they would have to fire giant wooden bunnies over the wall too.

Ok. The French guys are our Zombie survivors, King Arthur is the zombies. yes you knew I would have to go here.



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gendoikari87 wrote:Would the french zombies even be cannibals?

No France would be unscathed, as both the zombies and the living tried to surrender to each other. Germany would likely be spared too as the German zombies irresistably invaded France ..v..e..r..y..s..l..o..w..l..y... the remaining German zombies would be busy very efficiently designing zombie BMWs and zomnbie Mercedes to be too much aof a nuisance.

OMG Zombie Hitler and Zombie Nazis!!! A full on excuse to bash the Bosch! Its a dream come true. Have to watch out for Zombie Zhukov and ten billion zombie Russian tankers recreated Bagration. Watch as hilarity ensues. Of course this is all part of Leichtenstein's evil plan for world domination. Luckily Team Weinie is ready to launch Dachshundskrieg...wo I have to quit sniffing those paint fumes in the morning.

As the immortal bard once said: even Kaiser Wilhelm couldn't control his pet dachshund...

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Why, I'll be trying to make my way to america

Because I live in the south, and we have a reputation for canabalism when we aren't zombies! JK JK JK No, honestly because I own guns, several of them, and lots of ammunition, and more is easily attainable, however booze, and castle walls will be in short supply quickly. after all :

Guns & ammo + Castle + booze = comfortably survivable zombie apocalypse. throw a few females in there and you get a fun time.

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AHH, The only problem with edinburgh castle is it's right in the center of town, i'd need move quickly to make it past the zombies, plus it would probably be used by the army/british equivilant of the CDC as a base, luckly GW edinburgh is literly on the same street, so we won't get bored
   
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Wait no castle Greyskull?


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FM Ninja 048 wrote:AHH, The only problem with edinburgh castle is it's right in the center of town, i'd need move quickly to make it past the zombies, plus it would probably be used by the army/british equivilant of the CDC as a base, luckly GW edinburgh is literly on the same street, so we won't get bored


here's a question, in the apocalypse does nurgle get a re-roll to favor of the gods in 40k? and magical bonuses in Fantasy?

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Some dusty place in Texas

Yep, its a pretty elaborate plan if I do say so myself. In short, I'm going to become a nomad and only stay in rural unpopulated areas and live on the land and small settlements with only a manegable amount of zombies.

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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Swiftblade wrote:Yep, its a pretty elaborate plan if I do say so myself. In short, I'm going to become a nomad and only stay in rural unpopulated areas and live on the land and small settlements with only a manageable amount of zombies.


See...this is another example of good planing,IMO the more one is prepared to abandon large population centers and the "idea" that " Help will be here soon.",the more likely one is to actually survive.
This is one of the positive aspects of a "Zombie Apocalypse",those incapable of shaking off "heard mentality" and "addiction to creature comforts" aren't going to survive in great numbers.


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