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Chowderhead wrote:Cannerus, Quick Question:

How the meeting with the Mistress' parents go? Do they like their daughter's slave?

That would be oddly awkward and full of opportunities to mess with people...

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In your base, ignoring your logic.

Melissia wrote:
corpsesarefun wrote:Carbon is quite boring to be honest, though I'm really not a fan of organic chemistry.
Carbon makes for great explosions. Therefor it cannot be boring. No exceptions.


Carbon can be used to make graphite and diamonds which themselves are incredibly boring. Now when you through in nitrogen, hydrogen, and oxygen it starts to get fun. So yeah carbon is boring, can't even make an amino acid without carbon.
   
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but you can make all kinds of plastics and petchems with carbons. Carbon, its the party element!

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You can't make them with just carbon though frazz, that is halos point
   
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In your base, ignoring your logic.

Frazzled wrote:but you can make all kinds of plastics and petchems with carbons. Carbon, its the party element!


But not with carbon all on its own.

Now I can make a bomb with hydrogen alone, hydrogen is where its at.




Let's see your stupid old carbon do that.

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Really hydrogen is far more interesting than carbon, so is oxygen.
   
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In your base, ignoring your logic.

Yeah, how many jokes about carbon are there, none. You know what the jokes are about, hydrogen and oxygen as well as sulfur!

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halonachos wrote:
Frazzled wrote:but you can make all kinds of plastics and petchems with carbons. Carbon, its the party element!


But not with carbon all on its own.

Now I can make a bomb with hydrogen alone, hydrogen is where its at.




Let's see your stupid old carbon do that.


Hydrogen is just the class know it all. Now helium, thats the Bomb!

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Eh, helium is just hydrogens ginger stepbrother.
   
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corpsesarefun wrote:Eh, helium is just hydrogens ginger stepbrother.

Whats wrong with being ginger?

 Thortek wrote:


Was she hot? I'd totally bang a cougar for some minis.

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DukeBadham wrote:
corpsesarefun wrote:Eh, helium is just hydrogens ginger stepbrother.

Whats wrong with being ginger?


The problem with being ginger is that I'm still not ginger.

There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable.  
   
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Nerivant wrote:
DukeBadham wrote:
corpsesarefun wrote:Eh, helium is just hydrogens ginger stepbrother.

Whats wrong with being ginger?


The problem with being ginger is that I'm still not ginger.

I am, so gingers are ginger.

 Thortek wrote:


Was she hot? I'd totally bang a cougar for some minis.

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DukeBadham wrote:
Nerivant wrote:
DukeBadham wrote:
corpsesarefun wrote:Eh, helium is just hydrogens ginger stepbrother.

Whats wrong with being ginger?


The problem with being ginger is that I'm still not ginger.

I am, so gingers are ginger.


See. Problem solved itself.

Off I go!

There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable.  
   
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Nerivant wrote:
DukeBadham wrote:
Nerivant wrote:
DukeBadham wrote:
corpsesarefun wrote:Eh, helium is just hydrogens ginger stepbrother.

Whats wrong with being ginger?


The problem with being ginger is that I'm still not ginger.

I am, so gingers are ginger.


See. Problem solved itself.

Off I go!

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Was she hot? I'd totally bang a cougar for some minis.

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Chowderhead wrote:Cannerus, Quick Question:

How the meeting with the Mistress' parents go? Do they like their daughter's slave?


Still haven't met the dad yet. Meeting her mom was pretty fething hilarious in a fashion that can only be described through PM (no, not that, you sickos).

And honestly people saying gayness makes them uncomfortable doesn't really threaten me if it's just someone being honest and not being a jerk about it. There's a definite line when it comes to being intolerant/abrasive or just uncomfortable. I was the same way before I eventually got around to coming out.

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halonachos wrote:
Melissia wrote:
corpsesarefun wrote:Carbon is quite boring to be honest, though I'm really not a fan of organic chemistry.
Carbon makes for great explosions. Therefor it cannot be boring. No exceptions.


Carbon can be used to make graphite and diamonds which themselves are incredibly boring. Now when you through in nitrogen, hydrogen, and oxygen it starts to get fun. So yeah carbon is boring, can't even make an amino acid without carbon.
All you need to make explosives is carbon and water.

Hydrogen by itself is just a one trick pony though.

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It explodes on its own.
   
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corpsesarefun wrote:It explodes on its own.
I think my joke went over your head...

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In your base, ignoring your logic.

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
Chowderhead wrote:Cannerus, Quick Question:

How the meeting with the Mistress' parents go? Do they like their daughter's slave?


Still haven't met the dad yet. Meeting her mom was pretty fething hilarious in a fashion that can only be described through PM (no, not that, you sickos).

And honestly people saying gayness makes them uncomfortable doesn't really threaten me if it's just someone being honest and not being a jerk about it. There's a definite line when it comes to being intolerant/abrasive or just uncomfortable. I was the same way before I eventually got around to coming out.


Gayness doesn't bother me, people have the right to be happy. Homosexuality doesn't bother me either though, love is love in my opinion.
   
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halonachos wrote:
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
Chowderhead wrote:Cannerus, Quick Question:

How the meeting with the Mistress' parents go? Do they like their daughter's slave?


Still haven't met the dad yet. Meeting her mom was pretty fething hilarious in a fashion that can only be described through PM (no, not that, you sickos).

And honestly people saying gayness makes them uncomfortable doesn't really threaten me if it's just someone being honest and not being a jerk about it. There's a definite line when it comes to being intolerant/abrasive or just uncomfortable. I was the same way before I eventually got around to coming out.


Gayness doesn't bother me, people have the right to be happy. Homosexuality doesn't bother me either though, love is love in my opinion.

I think the only time Gayness has bothered me is when it's used as a derogatory adjective.

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I'm another straight person who gives off a gay vibe. I've been asked out by gay men before, though not for a while, so I must have lost some of my appeal.

Experimenting might have crossed my mind briefly at university, but at the end of the day, I just like women too much to consider alternatives.

EDIT - Oh and happily married now, so no alternatives whatsoever these days

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I seem to give off an Asexual vibe.

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Can I say, that regardless of content and never you mind my personal opinions on this subject, that I am moderately impressed by the lifespan of this thread? Cheers to you lads!

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Whiskey please barkeep.
   
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There's another thing, the choice of alcoholic beverage is often used as an indicator of sexual preference by the uninformed masses, and i've never really understood it... at all...

Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.

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I'm down with strong cider or most spirits.

Beer, red wine, Madeira wine, alcopops and weak cider I'm not a massive fan of.

That said, I'm into most cocktails you throw at me as long as they aren't too sweet or cherry flavoured.

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I prefer my beverages non-alcoholic... heh...

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In your base, ignoring your logic.

corpsesarefun wrote:I'm down with strong cider or most spirits.

Beer, red wine, Madeira wine, alcopops and weak cider I'm not a massive fan of.

That said, I'm into most cocktail you throw at me as long as they aren't too sweet or cherry flavoured.


You know what that means right?

@ Melissia, you should try near beer then. Its not alcoholic and tastes just like beer, which is completely pointless all things considered.

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Melissia wrote:I prefer my beverages non-alcoholic... heh...


So do I actually, my body isn't too keen on alcohol, and tends to want to return it to sender if it recieves any volume of it. I'm not exactly upset about it though, since I don't smoke or take drugs, so I might as well enjoy the health benefits that come with not drinking on top of it.

Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.

Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.

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halonachos wrote:
corpsesarefun wrote:I'm down with strong cider or most spirits.

Beer, red wine, Madeira wine, alcopops and weak cider I'm not a massive fan of.

That said, I'm into most cocktail you throw at me as long as they aren't too sweet or cherry flavoured.


You know what that means right?

@ Melissia, you should try near beer then. Its not alcoholic and tastes just like beer, which is completely pointless all things considered.


Mel hates beer

Avatar 720 wrote:
Melissia wrote:I prefer my beverages non-alcoholic... heh...


So do I actually, my body isn't too keen on alcohol, and tends to want to return it to sender if it recieves any volume of it. I'm not exactly upset about it though, since I don't smoke or take drugs, so I might as well enjoy the health benefits that come with not drinking on top of it.


My body is abnormally tolerant to alcohol, I often end up being the carer/sensible on at parties because I just can't manage to get drunk.
   
 
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