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2011/11/10 23:15:31
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Absolutely 101%.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/11/10 23:19:22
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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It wouldn't be YOU using the machine, technically.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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2011/11/10 23:20:51
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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A good amount of modern day people gain more sexual satisfaction from battery-operated toys and the likes than actual fornication, simply because they drastically outperform human biology due to being sustainable for excessive periods of time and being able to grant variable amounts of stimulation (often far greater than a human can provide alone) for consistent periods of time.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/11/10 23:23:07
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Fixture of Dakka
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Avatar 720 wrote:A good amount of modern day people gain more sexual satisfaction from battery-operated toys and the likes than actual fornication, simply because they drastically outperform human biology due to being sustainable for excessive periods of time and being able to grant variable amounts of stimulation (often far greater than a human can provide alone) for consistent periods of time.
Would you like a tongue saw for DakkaDakka's Christmas. 
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2011/11/10 23:23:55
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I'd be crazy if I said no.
Who wouldn't want one for Christmas?
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/11/10 23:25:45
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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Avatar 720 wrote:I'd be crazy if I said no.
Who wouldn't want one for Christmas?
me. id prefer an actual chainsaw. mah neighbors been stealin mah cows!
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 Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f  g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/11/10 23:27:06
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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lord commissar klimino wrote:Avatar 720 wrote:I'd be crazy if I said no.
Who wouldn't want one for Christmas?
me. id prefer an actual chainsaw. mah neighbors been stealin mah cows!
Who said they were cow tongues.
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2011/11/10 23:27:49
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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If you ran at your neighbours with the tonguesaw I'm pretty sure they would be more scared than if it was a chainsaw.
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2011/11/10 23:29:08
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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corpsesarefun wrote:If you ran at your neighbours with the tonguesaw I'm pretty sure they would be more scared than if it was a chainsaw.
 this is true. although might give them the wrong kind of fear...and impression of me. 
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/11/10 23:31:00
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Actually, he's probably right; as an aside:
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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2011/11/10 23:34:15
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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Cheesecat wrote:lord commissar klimino wrote:Avatar 720 wrote:I'd be crazy if I said no.
Who wouldn't want one for Christmas?
me. id prefer an actual chainsaw. mah neighbors been stealin mah cows!
Who said they were cow tongues.
>.>
well,either way im a fan of big bloody messes,s the chainsaw would be better.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/11/10 23:34:31
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Was that you finally coming out mel?
Women have much more enjoyable orgasms than men in general and women know what women like so it makes perfect sense that lesbians have the best sex.
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2011/11/10 23:36:02
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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I never said anything about my preferences. That's not a subject for this forum.
Just saying whjat I read.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog |
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2011/11/10 23:36:12
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Fixture of Dakka
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corpsesarefun wrote:Was that you finally coming out mel?
Women have much more enjoyable orgasms than men in general and women know what women like so it makes perfect sense that lesbians have the best sex.
Wait how would you know if females have better orgasms? 
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2011/11/10 23:38:08
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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You ever seen a woman orgasm son?
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2011/11/10 23:40:09
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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corpsesarefun wrote:You ever seen a woman orgasm son?
I'll be honest not in real life no.
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2011/11/10 23:41:35
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Roaring Reaver Rider
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corpsesarefun wrote:You ever seen a woman orgasm son?
I hear that a female orgasm is a myth, rather like a unicorn or someone who can resist biting the heads off of jelly babies.
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2011/11/10 23:42:30
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Cheesecat wrote:Wait how would you know if females have better orgasms?
Scientists hooked up wires to a person's head and detected brain activity and etc while they were orgasming to determine strength of orgasm and the possibility of multiple orgasms (rare-- though not impossible-- in men, common in women).
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog |
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2011/11/10 23:42:38
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I bite the limbs off unicorns and jelly babies do exist!
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2011/11/10 23:43:01
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Fixture of Dakka
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Cheesecat wrote:corpsesarefun wrote:You ever seen a woman orgasm son?
I'll be honest not in real life no.
Hold on to hat when you do....
And don't get used to the praise. it passes soon after!
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"But i'm more than just a little curious, how you're planning to go about making your amends, to the dead?" -The Noose-APC
"Little angel go away
Come again some other day
The devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say" Weak and Powerless - APC
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2011/11/10 23:43:03
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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Melissia wrote:I never said anything about my preferences. That's not a subject for this forum.
Just saying whjat I read.
Wow you must been into some real kinky stuff to not have to spill the beans, see I knew you were a party girl all along. 
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2011/11/10 23:43:57
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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alarmingrick wrote:Cheesecat wrote:corpsesarefun wrote:You ever seen a woman orgasm son?
I'll be honest not in real life no.
Hold on to hat when you do....
And don't get used to the praise. it passes soon after!
This.
Tis a beast equally fearsome as it is wonderful.
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2011/11/10 23:44:49
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Roaring Reaver Rider
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corpsesarefun wrote:alarmingrick wrote:Cheesecat wrote:corpsesarefun wrote:You ever seen a woman orgasm son?
I'll be honest not in real life no.
Hold on to hat when you do....
And don't get used to the praise. it passes soon after!
This.
Tis a beast equally fearsome as it is wonderful.
are we on about the woman or just her orgasms?
Nom
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2011/11/10 23:45:04
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Cheesecat wrote:corpsesarefun wrote:Was that you finally coming out mel?
Women have much more enjoyable orgasms than men in general and women know what women like so it makes perfect sense that lesbians have the best sex.
Wait how would you know if females have better orgasms?
Have you ever tried to fake your own orgasm well enough that it actually makes your partner feel as if they'd been terrific in the sack? If men can be fooled by faked orgasms, then what do you think the real thing would be like?
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/11/10 23:45:15
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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Cheesecat wrote:Wow you must been into some real kinky stuff to not have to spill the beans
This does not logically connect.
I merely don't consider it something you need to know on a forum for talking plastic soldiers and dice rolling.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog |
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2011/11/10 23:46:56
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Fixture of Dakka
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alarmingrick wrote:Cheesecat wrote:corpsesarefun wrote:You ever seen a woman orgasm son?
I'll be honest not in real life no.
Hold on to hat when you do....
And don't get used to the praise. it passes soon after!
To clarify I'm still a virgin, so it's not that my sex is so bad that I can't cause an orgasm just in case there was any misconceptions. 
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2011/11/10 23:47:07
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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nomsheep wrote:
are we on about the woman or just her orgasms?
Nom
Yes.
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2011/11/10 23:47:51
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Melissia wrote:Cheesecat wrote:Wow you must been into some real kinky stuff to not have to spill the beans
This does not logically connect. I merely don't consider it something you need to know on a forum for talking plastic soldiers and dice rolling.
Which is fair enough if you think about it. Mel is already worshipped by so many neckbeards just because of gender, if I was in the same situation, i'd be terrified of revealing anything about my sex life (or lack thereof). EDIT: For clarity, i'm not implying mel is terrified. EDIT 2: Needed to get the above edit out there ASAP, so further clarification: If I were in her shoes, I would be terrified, although i've no doubt she has her own reasons for not wanting to divulge such information.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2011/11/10 23:49:27
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/11/10 23:48:22
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Fixture of Dakka
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Melissia wrote:Cheesecat wrote:Wow you must been into some real kinky stuff to not have to spill the beans
This does not logically connect.
I merely don't consider it something you need to know on a forum for talking plastic soldiers and dice rolling.
But on a topic about sexuality?
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2011/11/10 23:49:19
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Cheesecat wrote:Melissia wrote:Cheesecat wrote:Wow you must been into some real kinky stuff to not have to spill the beans
This does not logically connect.
I merely don't consider it something you need to know on a forum for talking plastic soldiers and dice rolling.
But on a topic about sexuality?
That has long been derailed from that into orgasms and mums. XD
Nom
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