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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog
I got rhymes I love to bust looking for a club to rush
It’s like thugs will rush the illustrious
We all love to touch the voluptuous
It’s a must that we lust, plus we love to crush
Women pose, from timberland’s to feminine clothes
Check there portfolios and put’em in centerfolds
Pen explode, draw crowds respond re-el I stay calm as hell surrounded by bombshells
Careful as I get near’em, stand near and compare’em
Or all girl heirem, I’m the man with the serum
Assets, probably dressed but still bear’em
It seem like they wear’em, just for me to tear’em
In quakes I see more things shake then spring break
It’s like a dream state, perfect shape same date
You got a lot to give and look how hot it is, you so provocative
And it’s your prerogative. baby bounce.
Bon jour, baby here go my brochure
Give me a phone call, I’ll show you the whole store
It’s so raw, I’ll have your world in all
You wanna know how much the whole package go for?
My spectactale, like a festival, it’s majestical, special guest for you
Ready to party hard the party’s in yards to the mardygraud
Rap say on’s, please give you a body massage
Rock jams, have you hot in your pants and nasty
Forbidden dance with me? or tickle your there see
Let ra take you on a ron day vue
Couple of days will do if it’s o.k. with you
Deserted isle style middle of winter with no bed
I’ll comfort you like you were jennifer lopez
You get what you deserve if I said we swerve
I’ll hit more than nerve and that’s my every word. baby bounce.
Baby you wake up the next day laungary negligee
Give you a sex ex-ray before we catch the rays
Let’s blaze a lot more games left to play
While you still amazed from yesterday’s escapades
Steadily show my pedigree so thoroughly to the b-o-n-e like chemotherapy
Sex and triple x you ready to wed next, relax baby you need plenty of bed rest
You’ve been a passenger of a high speed crash with a wild style fashioner
Dark skinned ambassador, chiropractor with a passion
For smashin’ your ass like a cardiovascular massacre.
You’ve be through shock heading at your cu-wop
Body’so hot, you need a shot from your new doc.
With better cures where’s it sore I’ll wetter more.
And let it pour from her to head to her peticular’s, baby bounce.
Do you do anything other than post random rap videos?
Well, there was that incident between Karon and Avatar's mother...
The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog
mattyrm wrote: I agree with Alb, fetishes are just for wierdo's.
I like nice normal, run of the mill sexual encounters, such as placing a coarse burlap sack over my head and jamming my testicles into a vice, while an obese woman wearing a gas mask and a pair of oven gloves slaps my arse cheeks with a flip flop.
Nothing. But Yo Momma jokes are funny when done improperly like I do them.
The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog
ChrisWWII wrote:"Yea verily, though I pass through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil for I am driving a house sized mass of FETH YOU!"
themocaw wrote:I view slaanesh as a giant ball of boobs and genitalia of both sexes.
Edmondblack: There's something about some str10, AP2 blast weaponry which says "i love you" in that very special way.
I got rhymes I love to bust looking for a club to rush
It’s like thugs will rush the illustrious
We all love to touch the voluptuous
It’s a must that we lust, plus we love to crush
Women pose, from timberland’s to feminine clothes
Check there portfolios and put’em in centerfolds
Pen explode, draw crowds respond re-el I stay calm as hell surrounded by bombshells
Careful as I get near’em, stand near and compare’em
Or all girl heirem, I’m the man with the serum
Assets, probably dressed but still bear’em
It seem like they wear’em, just for me to tear’em
In quakes I see more things shake then spring break
It’s like a dream state, perfect shape same date
You got a lot to give and look how hot it is, you so provocative
And it’s your prerogative. baby bounce.
Bon jour, baby here go my brochure
Give me a phone call, I’ll show you the whole store
It’s so raw, I’ll have your world in all
You wanna know how much the whole package go for?
My spectactale, like a festival, it’s majestical, special guest for you
Ready to party hard the party’s in yards to the mardygraud
Rap say on’s, please give you a body massage
Rock jams, have you hot in your pants and nasty
Forbidden dance with me? or tickle your there see
Let ra take you on a ron day vue
Couple of days will do if it’s o.k. with you
Deserted isle style middle of winter with no bed
I’ll comfort you like you were jennifer lopez
You get what you deserve if I said we swerve
I’ll hit more than nerve and that’s my every word. baby bounce.
Baby you wake up the next day laungary negligee
Give you a sex ex-ray before we catch the rays
Let’s blaze a lot more games left to play
While you still amazed from yesterday’s escapades
Steadily show my pedigree so thoroughly to the b-o-n-e like chemotherapy
Sex and triple x you ready to wed next, relax baby you need plenty of bed rest
You’ve been a passenger of a high speed crash with a wild style fashioner
Dark skinned ambassador, chiropractor with a passion
For smashin’ your ass like a cardiovascular massacre.
You’ve be through shock heading at your cu-wop
Body’so hot, you need a shot from your new doc.
With better cures where’s it sore I’ll wetter more.
And let it pour from her to head to her peticular’s, baby bounce.
Do you do anything other than post random rap videos?
It was a rap song that was related to the topic, so it wasn't random, no.
On the other hand, umad, broseidon?
This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/11/04 01:10:55
Do not invoke the BroLord Broseidon, King of the Brocean's name is vain.
There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable.
His Bromosexuality is beyond your ken, and you will know bro.
The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog
There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable.
In the Chaos Wastes, Killing the Chaos scum of the north
well, this is relavent
The Oatmeal wrote:If you're male and you like Twilight, you're gay. I don't mean that in the derogatory sense, I mean it in the "you want to put your testicles against another man's testicles while gripping handfuls of chesthair" kind of way.
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
The idea of electric shavers and sexuality being mixed into one topic scares me.
The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
hey,at least its not a chainsaw...>.< still cant get that image out of my head....
Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
corpsesarefun wrote:As long as you don't use the shaving end I would imagine the vibrations could be pretty good for a woman...
Something tells me you'd need a waterproof shaver.
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f 