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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
I was just planning on taking your miniatures while you were doing it anyway.
The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
Coolyo294 wrote:Argh. It's like the Dakka Soap Opera in this thread.
GET OUTTA MY PUB.
Anyway, so what're the chances of going back on the rails here, 8.5%?
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Prestor Jon wrote: Because children don't have any legal rights until they're adults. A minor is the responsiblity of the parent and has no legal rights except through his/her legal guardian or parent.
But what do they have to do with sexuality... unless...
I need to go; I have to test something! Wish me luck!
Update.
Experimentation has shown that hair color has no link to sexuality, buoyancy, flammability, or electric conductivity.
There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable.
Ah, I see you became a ginger for us to test those out. How noble a sacrifice. Your willingness to sacrifice your sexuality and manhood for the board will be remembered.
The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog
No affect on buoyancy? Are you sure? I'm pretty sure that most girls who drown/get eaten by fish in films are blonde, surely they're less capable in liquid environments?
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
Avatar 720 wrote:No affect on buoyancy? Are you sure? I'm pretty sure that most girls who drown/get eaten by fish in films are blonde, surely they're less capable in liquid environments?
Actions taken by potentially hostile fluids have no effect on the physical properties of the victims.
Water doesn't discriminate.
Melissia wrote:Ah, I see you became a ginger for us to test those out. How noble a sacrifice. Your willingness to sacrifice your sexuality and manhood for the board will be remembered.
The second this dye washes out and I can feel again, I'll probably be angry about this.
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There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable.
The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog
...actually, on second thoughts, that's even less of a reason to do eet...
EDIT: To answer Slaanesh's Cannerus' last question, i'm not too hot on the concept of BDSM, it just doesn't really appeal to me.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
Dakka Bingo! By Ouze "You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry.
Oh for BDSM... dunno? Maybe if it was with someone I trusted?
Somehow I imagine myself to be the one doing the tying up, rather than being constrained. Kinda makes me uncomfortable-- though that might be the point to some people.
The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog
Melissia wrote:Oh for BDSM... dunno? Maybe if it was with someone I trusted?
Somehow I imagine myself to be the one doing the tying up, rather than being constrained. Kinda makes me uncomfortable-- though that might be the point to some people.
Not shocked...
Dakka Bingo! By Ouze "You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry.
The trust issue is quite big for me too, being someone who pretty much distrusts the entirety of the human race.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
I've heard it said that a lot of BSDM is based on trust, and not on pain. I'm not so sure, but I damn well can see why trust is an issue.
I swear at some point in the past there was a news item on a businessman who was being "serviced", including being tied to the bed, when the fire alarms went off and his "help" left him there. Then again my mind does lie to me for kicks.
Prestor Jon wrote: Because children don't have any legal rights until they're adults. A minor is the responsiblity of the parent and has no legal rights except through his/her legal guardian or parent.
There is a rather annoying factor of being left almost completely prone. Safewords are obviously necessary, but even they aren't foolproof, i've heard of many instances where partners didn't hear them, or couldn't say them.
There's a lot riding on being able to utter a phrase, too much for my liking.
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
Avatar 720 wrote:There is a rather annoying factor of being left almost completely prone. Safewords are obviously necessary, but even they aren't foolproof, i've heard of many instances where partners didn't hear them, or couldn't say them.
There's a lot riding on being able to utter a phrase, too much for my liking.
And the other person then accepting it and acting accordingly. It's not something people should do with someone they haven't met before in my opinion..
Prestor Jon wrote: Because children don't have any legal rights until they're adults. A minor is the responsiblity of the parent and has no legal rights except through his/her legal guardian or parent.
I'm too ticklish to be tied up... been there, done that, never going back... I still like being bitten though...
This whole thread needs to follow this officious advice:
Spoiler:
I'm gonna take my time mmime! She gon' get hers before I... Im gonna take it slow..ow..oo..ow, Im not gonna rush to stroll, so she can get a... Sensual seduction-duction so I can get a.. Sensual seduction-duction ooh whoa! So we can get a sensual seduction-duction duction Sensual seduction-duction ooh whoa!
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DR:80+S++G+M+B+I+Pwmhd11#++D++A++++/sWD-R++++T(S)DM+ Ask me about Brushfire or Endless: Fantasy Tactics
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
I thought of another question. Again, remember the disclaimer What's the general consensus on BDSM (bondage and discipline, dominance and submission, sadism and masochism)? For those not in the know, it's all that stuff you see involving leather, whips and chains. Do you think it's abuse regardless of context? Does the emotional control element or use of slavery as a concept cross a line that seems unreasonable? Sound off!
Sexual fetishes are for losers. Just give me good old-fashioned 'penis-in-vagina' any day.
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
I thought of another question. Again, remember the disclaimer What's the general consensus on BDSM (bondage and discipline, dominance and submission, sadism and masochism)? For those not in the know, it's all that stuff you see involving leather, whips and chains. Do you think it's abuse regardless of context? Does the emotional control element or use of slavery as a concept cross a line that seems unreasonable? Sound off!
Sexual fetishes are for losers. Just give me good old-fashioned 'penis-in-vagina' any day.
Your "good old-fashioned" ideals of sex disgust bukkake enthusiasts
DR:80+S++G+M+B+I+Pwmhd11#++D++A++++/sWD-R++++T(S)DM+ Ask me about Brushfire or Endless: Fantasy Tactics
I got rhymes I love to bust looking for a club to rush
It’s like thugs will rush the illustrious
We all love to touch the voluptuous
It’s a must that we lust, plus we love to crush
Women pose, from timberland’s to feminine clothes
Check there portfolios and put’em in centerfolds
Pen explode, draw crowds respond re-el I stay calm as hell surrounded by bombshells
Careful as I get near’em, stand near and compare’em
Or all girl heirem, I’m the man with the serum
Assets, probably dressed but still bear’em
It seem like they wear’em, just for me to tear’em
In quakes I see more things shake then spring break
It’s like a dream state, perfect shape same date
You got a lot to give and look how hot it is, you so provocative
And it’s your prerogative. baby bounce.
Bon jour, baby here go my brochure
Give me a phone call, I’ll show you the whole store
It’s so raw, I’ll have your world in all
You wanna know how much the whole package go for?
My spectactale, like a festival, it’s majestical, special guest for you
Ready to party hard the party’s in yards to the mardygraud
Rap say on’s, please give you a body massage
Rock jams, have you hot in your pants and nasty
Forbidden dance with me? or tickle your there see
Let ra take you on a ron day vue
Couple of days will do if it’s o.k. with you
Deserted isle style middle of winter with no bed
I’ll comfort you like you were jennifer lopez
You get what you deserve if I said we swerve
I’ll hit more than nerve and that’s my every word. baby bounce.
Baby you wake up the next day laungary negligee
Give you a sex ex-ray before we catch the rays
Let’s blaze a lot more games left to play
While you still amazed from yesterday’s escapades
Steadily show my pedigree so thoroughly to the b-o-n-e like chemotherapy
Sex and triple x you ready to wed next, relax baby you need plenty of bed rest
You’ve been a passenger of a high speed crash with a wild style fashioner
Dark skinned ambassador, chiropractor with a passion
For smashin’ your ass like a cardiovascular massacre.
You’ve be through shock heading at your cu-wop
Body’so hot, you need a shot from your new doc.
With better cures where’s it sore I’ll wetter more.
And let it pour from her to head to her peticular’s, baby bounce.
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Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
I thought of another question. Again, remember the disclaimer What's the general consensus on BDSM (bondage and discipline, dominance and submission, sadism and masochism)? For those not in the know, it's all that stuff you see involving leather, whips and chains. Do you think it's abuse regardless of context? Does the emotional control element or use of slavery as a concept cross a line that seems unreasonable? Sound off!
Sexual fetishes are for losers. Just give me good old-fashioned 'penis-in-vagina' any day.
I seriously dunno how you do it. I just... couldn't. Curious, why are you so opposed to fetishes?
People are a lot more easy with "weirdness" than I expected. It's interesting
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MrDwhitey wrote:I've heard it said that a lot of BSDM is based on trust, and not on pain. I'm not so sure, but I damn well can see why trust is an issue.
I swear at some point in the past there was a news item on a businessman who was being "serviced", including being tied to the bed, when the fire alarms went off and his "help" left him there. Then again my mind does lie to me for kicks.
Generally people don't do it with just random people. The "professional" ones are a completely different story than casual dabblers IMO.
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Avatar 720 wrote:There is a rather annoying factor of being left almost completely prone. Safewords are obviously necessary, but even they aren't foolproof, i've heard of many instances where partners didn't hear them, or couldn't say them.
There's a lot riding on being able to utter a phrase, too much for my liking.
Not everything you do is life threatening and body language goes a really long way. Basically, whoever has said this is a repeat issue is probably a moron about it to begin with. Most of it involves subdual damage so to speak.
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Homo or no homo, they have five fingers two eyes and one heart, that's good enough for me. As for gay experience, I have none, (except Will & Grace, love that show) so I therefore don't know anything about it. Don't know, so I don't care. We can either live alongside each other as human beings or fall to discussing similarities (being human) and differences until we find each other so unacceptable that a call to exorcism is in order.
I will forever remain humble because I know I could have less.
I will always be grateful because I remember I've had less.
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
I like nice normal, run of the mill sexual encounters, such as placing a coarse burlap sack over my head and jamming my testicles into a vice, while an obese woman wearing a gas mask and a pair of oven gloves slaps my arse cheeks with a flip flop.
We are arming Syrian rebels who support ISIS, who is fighting Iran, who is fighting Iraq who we also support against ISIS, while fighting Kurds who we support while they are fighting Syrian rebels.
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
In the Chaos Wastes, Killing the Chaos scum of the north
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:I thought of another question. Again, remember the disclaimer What's the general consensus on BDSM (bondage and discipline, dominance and submission, sadism and masochism)? For those not in the know, it's all that stuff you see involving leather, whips and chains. Do you think it's abuse regardless of context? Does the emotional control element or use of slavery as a concept cross a line that seems unreasonable? Sound off!
Personally, between two, or more, consenting people, I couldn't care what you do, with whoever or whatever, as long as its private.
" -KingCracker
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