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2011/11/02 20:54:14
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Gun Mage
In the Chaos Wastes, Killing the Chaos scum of the north
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purplefood wrote:DukeBadham wrote:I am a mutant!
I'm ginger 
(and you guys thought I was making a joke about halonachos post, shame on you)
It's a well known fact that due to their lack of souls gingers cannot, in fact, make jokes.
Did you know, 1-2 % of the population are ginger, and it is caused due to a mutation in the 16-chromosone or something
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2011/11/02 20:56:11
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Karthu'ul, the Heart of the Universe
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DukeBadham wrote:purplefood wrote:DukeBadham wrote:I am a mutant!
I'm ginger
(and you guys thought I was making a joke about halonachos post, shame on you)
It's a well known fact that due to their lack of souls gingers cannot, in fact, make jokes.
Did you know, 1-2 % of the population are ginger, and it is caused due to a mutation in the 16-chromosone or something
140,000,000 gingers...
But what do they have to do with sexuality... unless...
I need to go; I have to test something! Wish me luck!
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There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable. |
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2011/11/02 20:57:57
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I find gingers very attractive, although only female ones; male gingers don't appeal to me, although that might be because i've never really come across one that really piqued my interests.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/11/02 20:59:28
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Avatar 720 wrote:I find gingers very attractive, although only female ones; male gingers don't appeal to me, although that might be because i've never really come across one that really piqued my interests.
I agree with this, mousey blonde is brown is far more attractive on a male.
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2011/11/02 21:11:49
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Gun Mage
In the Chaos Wastes, Killing the Chaos scum of the north
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Nerivant wrote:DukeBadham wrote:purplefood wrote:DukeBadham wrote:I am a mutant!
I'm ginger
(and you guys thought I was making a joke about halonachos post, shame on you)
It's a well known fact that due to their lack of souls gingers cannot, in fact, make jokes.
Did you know, 1-2 % of the population are ginger, and it is caused due to a mutation in the 16-chromosone or something
140,000,000 gingers...
But what do they have to do with sexuality... unless...
I need to go; I have to test something! Wish me luck!
Good Luck!
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2011/11/02 21:17:03
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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corpsesarefun wrote:Avatar 720 wrote:I find gingers very attractive, although only female ones; male gingers don't appeal to me, although that might be because i've never really come across one that really piqued my interests.
I agree with this, mousey blonde is brown is far more attractive on a male.
Meh, blonde doesn't look that good on anyone IMO...
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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2011/11/02 21:18:01
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Screw you mel.
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2011/11/02 21:42:49
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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corpsesarefun wrote:Screw you mel.
As long as you have blond hair you're ugly I guess.
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2011/11/02 21:44:58
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*goes and dyes hair*
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2011/11/02 21:45:47
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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corpsesarefun wrote:*goes and dyes hair*
That just makes you a tool. Face it pal, you can't win in this world. 
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2011/11/02 21:47:00
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I may as well just die then.
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2011/11/02 21:49:26
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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corpsesarefun wrote:I may as well just die then.
Then you're emo and people will assume that your last words were "My parents didn't get me that car I wanted." or something about Hot Topic. Told you, you just can't win.
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2011/11/02 22:07:38
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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halonachos wrote:corpsesarefun wrote:Screw you mel.
As long as you have blond hair you're ugly I guess.
She's right, Matty has dark brown hair and is essence of man personified.
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Sorry, my mum wrote that.
Get back in your cage mother!!
Shes right though, gawd bless 'er
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2011/11/02 22:30:22
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Fixture of Dakka
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So, people should answer the last question I asked Try Dakka's new filter feature.
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Worship me. |
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2011/11/02 22:32:17
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I answered 
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2011/11/02 22:34:36
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Not for me but frankly as long as both parties are willing let the nipple clamps go...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
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2011/11/02 22:35:07
Subject: Re:Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps
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So long as it's legally consenting individuals, with no lasting damage inflicted, I'm highly "fine by me".
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Prestor Jon wrote:Because children don't have any legal rights until they're adults. A minor is the responsiblity of the parent and has no legal rights except through his/her legal guardian or parent.
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2011/11/02 22:41:58
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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purplefood wrote:Not for me but frankly as long as all parties are willing let the nipple clamps go...
Fix'd...
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2011/11/02 22:49:07
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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He never said the size of the parties
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2011/11/02 22:54:32
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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corpsesarefun wrote:He never said the size of the parties
Ah, Right you are...I retract my fix'd.. 
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2011/11/02 23:10:14
Subject: Re:Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos
Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.
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I personally have sex with men, women animals. And lately! I've been experimenting with inanimate objects.
A bass guitar has a nice tight hole that I can -just- poke through. 
And i've been chronically masturbating since I was 11. I have a right arm that is hulking. I mainly use it for arm wrestling tournaments with rednecks and steroid junkies. It's my main source of income.
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I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts  
Slaves to Darkness.3k  
Word Bearers 2500k  
Daemons of Chaos  
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2011/11/02 23:12:49
Subject: Re:Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Shadowbrand wrote:And lately! I've been experimenting with inanimate objects.
I was asleep!
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/11/02 23:14:29
Subject: Re:Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos
Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.
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Omg, are you like Preggers now?
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I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos
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2011/11/02 23:19:05
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I dunno, i've been feeling really hormonal lately... And sick... and i've had random cravings for things, but that's normal for me... Plus I swear my boobs have gotten bigger...
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/11/02 23:21:36
Subject: Re:Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos
Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.
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Oh~ Lucy~
Don't worry as soon as i'm done felling trees in the Canadian wilderness i'll come feel that supple tender flesh underneath my hairy large arm. The little one can feth off. Need to do some weights or get into strangers.
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I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos
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2011/11/02 23:22:49
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps
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Avatar 720 wrote:I dunno, i've been feeling really hormonal lately... And sick... and i've had random cravings for things, but that's normal for me... Plus I swear my boobs have gotten bigger...
Shadowbrand wrote:Oh~ Lucy~
Don't worry as soon as i'm done felling trees in the Canadian wilderness i'll come feel that supple tender flesh underneath my hairy large arm. The little one can feth off. Need to do some weights or get into strangers.
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Prestor Jon wrote:Because children don't have any legal rights until they're adults. A minor is the responsiblity of the parent and has no legal rights except through his/her legal guardian or parent.
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2011/11/02 23:27:34
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Well this got weird...
You go away to make a drink and when you get BAM! Gay pregnant husband of a kinky lumberjack...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/11/02 23:35:12
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Old Sourpuss
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Why do I stumble into OT? I blame chowder!
As for Cannerus's question... all I have to say is...
nom nom nom
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DR:80+S++G+M+B+I+Pwmhd11#++D++A++++/sWD-R++++T(S)DM+
 
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2011/11/02 23:38:17
Subject: Re:Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Shadowbrand wrote:Oh~ Lucy~
Don't worry as soon as i'm done felling trees in the Canadian wilderness i'll come feel that supple tender flesh underneath my hairy large arm. The little one can feth off. Need to do some weights or get into strangers.
I shall wait for you, my loins ache for your presence!
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/11/02 23:39:07
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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I thought your loins ached because you fell and hit them against the corner of a table?
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog |
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