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2011/11/02 18:57:38
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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That reminds me of a class I had... the teacher complained about a student who took in nitrogylcerine and blew it up under a fume hood to impress his girlfriend.
During a lab that he wasn't a part of.
Without warning.
She had to add in several sections to the code fo conduct for her class after that...
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2011/11/02 18:57:45
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Dip them in a slow-acting one and set it on fire.
@ Mel - Things like that just beggar belief. You never actually realise such idiocy exists until it happens.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/11/02 18:59:21
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/11/02 19:05:59
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Joined the Military for Authentic Experience
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That is pretty hilarious. The worst I ever saw was students throwing the gel that is used for DNA analysis around. (I forget the correct name, sadly). Stuff is a really potent mutagen, and they were picking up globs of it. Dopes.
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2011/11/02 19:08:22
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Chowderhead wrote:Avatar 720 wrote:That's because everyone is petrified that you'll dissolve them alive if you don't get full marks.
As if you'd even consider dissolving them alive.
Burning is much more fun.
Well, it all depends on how slow you dip them in the acid.
It is better to be feared, than loved.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2011/11/02 19:09:28
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Yeah I've accidentally spilled many carcinogens on my hands  Not done me much harm yet. Don't worry frazz, I get plenty of love 
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2011/11/02 19:09:37
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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What about being loved out of fear?
corpsesarefun wrote:Don't worry frazz, I get plenty of love
You're welcome 
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/11/02 19:12:36
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/11/02 19:11:39
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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corpsesarefun wrote:Yeah I've accidentally spilled many carcinogens on my hands
Most of the time this is not actually a problem unless they're very powerful carcinogens.
Still not a good thing of course...
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2011/11/02 19:29:39
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Melissia wrote:corpsesarefun wrote:Yeah I've accidentally spilled many carcinogens on my hands
Most of the time this is not actually a problem unless they're very powerful carcinogens.
Still not a good thing of course...
Things like mercury, that's never fun. Organic solvents are never fun either, goes right through your skin's keratin and into your body. Anyways I smell like apricots now, much better than formaldehyde.
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2011/11/02 19:30:50
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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All of them were organic solvents...
I'm slightly concerned now actually 
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2011/11/02 19:35:43
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Gun Mage
In the Chaos Wastes, Killing the Chaos scum of the north
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corpsesarefun wrote:All of them were organic solvents...
I'm slightly concerned now actually
You should be.
Mwahahahahaaaa!
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2011/11/02 19:37:28
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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corpsesarefun wrote:All of them were organic solvents...
I'm slightly concerned now actually
Oh well when your body starts to not work at age 40 at least you'll know why.
But yes organic solvents are horrendous, your skin's keratin can stop most inorganic nasties but that organic stuff can't be bothered to even pay the toll.
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2011/11/02 19:38:22
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Bugger
The gloves are really hard to put on and make me sweat buckets though
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2011/11/02 19:41:54
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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corpsesarefun wrote:Bugger
The gloves are really hard to put on and make me sweat buckets though
Nitrile gloves? Usually its the heat from whatever you're messing with that makes you sweat. Either that or you get your hands wet with the gloves on and it feels wet without actually being wet, now goggles on the other hand have always been the bane of my existence.
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2011/11/02 19:43:58
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I just sweat quite a bit.
We use those sort of gloves.
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2011/11/02 19:45:45
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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corpsesarefun wrote:I just sweat quite a bit.
We use those sort of gloves.
Those are stupid gloves I tell you. You need nitrile ones because they're much better.
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2011/11/02 20:01:40
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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So uhm... How did this change from acceptance of homosexuals to dissolving people in acidic fluids?
Well, as long as you keep it romantic! <3
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2011/11/02 20:02:54
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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Billinator wrote:So uhm... How did this change from acceptance of homosexuals to dissolving people in acidic fluids?
Because it's a slippery slope! A slippery slope, I tell you!
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2011/11/02 20:04:15
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Monster Rain wrote:Billinator wrote:So uhm... How did this change from acceptance of homosexuals to dissolving people in acidic fluids?
Because it's a slippery slope! A slippery slope, I tell you!
Whaaay
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/11/02 20:04:59
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Billinator wrote:So uhm... How did this change from acceptance of homosexuals to dissolving people in acidic fluids?
Well, as long as you keep it romantic! <3
If homosexuality can be caused by genetics and acids can denature proteins and cause mutations then there is a slim chance in hell that by sticking your finger into an organic solvent you can become a homosexual.
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2011/11/02 20:09:07
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Gun Mage
In the Chaos Wastes, Killing the Chaos scum of the north
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I am a mutant!
I'm ginger
(and you guys thought I was making a joke about halonachos post, shame on you)
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2011/11/02 20:11:08
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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DukeBadham wrote:I am a mutant!
I'm ginger
(and you guys thought I was making a joke about halonachos post, shame on you)
It's a well known fact that due to their lack of souls gingers cannot, in fact, make jokes.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/11/02 20:13:11
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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It's well known that the slipperiest of slopes is, in fact..
... your mother!
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog |
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2011/11/02 20:16:51
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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I wish.
She might lighten up then...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/11/02 20:17:13
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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Melissia wrote:It's well known that the slipperiest of slopes is, in fact..
... your mother!
How rude!
Monster Rain wrote:Billinator wrote:So uhm... How did this change from acceptance of homosexuals to dissolving people in acidic fluids?
Because it's a slippery slope! A slippery slope, I tell you!
Well i do like slippery! It reminds me of when i first had  and she . Splendid!
- Surprised was i, when i found out she pulled a on me! If you know what i mean?!
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2011/11/02 20:20:32
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I have a chemistry fetish ok?
Are the nitrile gloves at all latex based? If not I may pick some up.
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2011/11/02 20:22:09
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Billinator wrote:Melissia wrote:It's well known that the slipperiest of slopes is, in fact..
... your mother!
How rude!
Monster Rain wrote:Billinator wrote:So uhm... How did this change from acceptance of homosexuals to dissolving people in acidic fluids?
Because it's a slippery slope! A slippery slope, I tell you!
Well i do like slippery! It reminds me of when i first had and she . Splendid!
- Surprised was i, when i found out she pulled a on me! If you know what i mean?!
Blank 1) Sandwich
Bank 2) made it for me
Blank 3) gun
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/11/02 20:26:02
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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corpsesarefun wrote:I have a chemistry fetish ok?
Are the nitrile gloves at all latex based? If not I may pick some up.
It's okay, it's okay! We accept you for WHAT you are!
I myself have got this bad habit of, unconsciously, eating wool... Gives for some horrible stomach aches.
- This one time i ate as much, i crapped a cardigan the following day! Automatically Appended Next Post: purplefood wrote:Billinator wrote:Melissia wrote:It's well known that the slipperiest of slopes is, in fact..
... your mother!
How rude!
Monster Rain wrote:Billinator wrote:So uhm... How did this change from acceptance of homosexuals to dissolving people in acidic fluids?
Because it's a slippery slope! A slippery slope, I tell you!
Well i do like slippery! It reminds me of when i first had and she . Splendid!
- Surprised was i, when i found out she pulled a on me! If you know what i mean?!
Blank 1) Sandwich
Bank 2) made it for me
Blank 3) gun
SPOILERS!!! Damn you!!
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2011/11/02 20:28:43
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Joined the Military for Authentic Experience
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Ntrile gloves aren't latex based, AFAIK. They do turn yellow on the inside when you sweat in them, I know that! It's fascinating in a disgusting kind of way.
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2011/11/02 20:33:32
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Oh good
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2011/11/02 20:40:06
Subject: Sexuality, by Cannerus
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Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps
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corpsesarefun wrote:Oh good
Of course, now you must do the "Another successful procedure!" taunt.
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Prestor Jon wrote:Because children don't have any legal rights until they're adults. A minor is the responsiblity of the parent and has no legal rights except through his/her legal guardian or parent.
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