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2012/04/23 19:44:30
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted, but you have to go to the Restaurant at the End of the universe to get it.
I wish I lived in Middle Earth as a hobbit.
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2012/04/23 19:45:52
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Granted. You're eaten by an AWOL Balrog. ALIVE.
I wish for all of the world's monies!
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2012/04/23 19:47:18
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted, but the weight of it crushes you to death slowly.
I wish I had a pet Elephant.
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2012/04/23 19:49:24
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Granted. Unfortunately, it crushes you to death as you are retrieving me from all the monies!
I wish for my feet back.
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2012/04/23 19:52:20
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted, you recieve them in a glass case.
I wish for a new guitar.
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2012/04/23 19:54:47
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Granted. It's made of delicious, yummy cake that's laced with cyanide
I wish for a key to the glass case.
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2012/04/23 20:14:22
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted, but there is no lock.
I wish I was immune to cyanide.
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2012/04/23 20:15:29
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Granted. You're allergic to everything else.
I wish that I could make an epic sig worthy quote.
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2012/04/23 20:19:47
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted, but it is a thread so obscure that it is never seen or used.
I wish for a new ipod.
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2012/04/23 20:21:34
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Granted. It's a cheap shuffle forgery made in Hong Kong that starts looping "Friday" when you want to play your precious bands...
I wish for the entire world to know of my awesomeness.
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2012/04/23 20:23:29
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Fireknife Shas'el
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Granted they all know how awesomely crazy you really are.
i wish for control of GW. (so i can have a nametag on my desk that reads Supreme Grand Master
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8000 Dark Angels  (No primaris)
10000 Lizardmen  (Fantasy I miss you)
3000 High Elves 
4000 Kel'shan Ta'u 
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." -Douglas Adams |
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2012/04/23 20:24:58
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Fixture of Dakka
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captain collius wrote:Granted they all know how awesomely crazy you really are.
I actually am quite crazy in real life...
Anyway.
Granted, but you turn into Matt Ward.
I wish for clarification.
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2012/04/23 20:25:45
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted, but it makes things more confusing.
I wish I never had to work.
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2012/04/23 20:27:22
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Granted. You're left a vegetable.
I wish for a better tomorrow.
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2012/04/23 20:27:31
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Fireknife Shas'el
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granted you don't see it
I wish for Matt ward to wirte the new DA codex so we can be LOLZ AWESOMEZ WITH 5 man terminator squads that are actually all Mephistons stat line with 3++ invuls
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/04/23 20:27:50
8000 Dark Angels (No primaris)
10000 Lizardmen (Fantasy I miss you)
3000 High Elves
4000 Kel'shan Ta'u
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." -Douglas Adams |
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2012/04/23 20:28:32
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted, but noone will play you,
I wish I was kayaking.
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2012/04/23 20:31:29
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Ok. Ever see the end of MW2? It goes a lot like that, bu there is no Price to save you.
I wish I had a Sniper Rifle.
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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2012/04/23 20:33:43
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Granted. It's made out of foam and leaks acid.
I wish I could pass my private school exams in May.
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2012/04/23 20:33:43
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Fireknife Shas'el
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DAMN YOUR NINJA WAYS
Granted but you hate everyone in the school.
i wish For a Bugatti Veyron Supersport and 100 million in cash
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2012/04/23 20:34:31
8000 Dark Angels (No primaris)
10000 Lizardmen (Fantasy I miss you)
3000 High Elves
4000 Kel'shan Ta'u
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." -Douglas Adams |
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2012/04/23 20:34:00
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Fixture of Dakka
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EPIC NINJA!
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2012/04/23 20:36:23
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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No wish. A ninja kills you.
I wish I had a horde of ninjas to command.
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2012/04/23 20:37:41
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Fireknife Shas'el
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Granted they turn on you.
I wish for my wishes to be uncorruptable and the i wish for 100 million dollars and all the minis i can stand!
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8000 Dark Angels (No primaris)
10000 Lizardmen (Fantasy I miss you)
3000 High Elves
4000 Kel'shan Ta'u
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." -Douglas Adams |
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2012/04/23 20:39:15
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted, but only the first part. You are stuck down by lightning for being greedy and making 2 wishes at once.
I wish I was a ninja.
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2012/04/23 20:40:51
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Fireknife Shas'el
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Granted you are hit by an arrow in the knee on your first assignment.
i wish For enoguh money to finish my master in economics
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8000 Dark Angels (No primaris)
10000 Lizardmen (Fantasy I miss you)
3000 High Elves
4000 Kel'shan Ta'u
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." -Douglas Adams |
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2012/04/23 20:57:45
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps
On your roof with a laptop
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But you are hit by a bus straight afterwards and never recover.
I wish for my own award-winning TV series.
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2012/04/23 20:59:30
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Starring ninjas. Which turn on you, and kill you live on air.
I wish BlapBlapBlap was a ninja.
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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2012/04/30 21:02:04
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Fireknife Shas'el
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Granted Blapblap kills you and Dragio.
i wish i had a suit of terminator armor with cyclone missile launcher thunder hammer and stormshield
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8000 Dark Angels (No primaris)
10000 Lizardmen (Fantasy I miss you)
3000 High Elves
4000 Kel'shan Ta'u
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." -Douglas Adams |
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2012/04/23 21:10:05
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Fixture of Dakka
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captain collius wrote:Granted Blapblap kills you and Dragio.
Surely that's a good thing?
Granted. I walk up to you, shove you over and you fail your 2+
I wish that I was the best at everythin gever (NOT A TYPO)
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2012/04/23 21:43:02
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted, but time implodes due to your perfection.
I wish I had a new mobile telephone.
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2012/04/23 22:15:50
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Doc Brown
The Bleak Land of Gehenna (a.k.a Kentucky)
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Granted, but you lose it in a super-hive of killer bee/rattlesnake hybrids.
I wish my car would drive itself wherever I told it to and not crash on the way.
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