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**Deadshot**

Granted. I won't even corrupt that one because I agree. It was poofy.

I wish for a better 40k movie, possibly using the Brotherhood of Orion RPG as a script.

**Castiel**

Granted, but all the characters will be MLP:FIM mareines.

I wish I had free beer.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. It's water and urine.

I wish for Deadshot's wish.

**grayshadow87**

Granted, but it's directed by Michael Bay.

I wish my apartment was clean so I didn't have to clean it.

**thenoobbomb**

Granted, you lose your apparment, wich gets cleaned by the new owner.

I wish that Minecraft was free.

**grayshadow87**

Granted, but it leads to a virus-laden edition of the game that quickly proliferates and destroys the majority of computer networks, destroying life as we know it.

I wish I could semi-passably paint miniatures.

**Big Mek Dattrukk**

Granted. however everyone else becomes golden demon level painters.

**grayshadow87**

Crap. Okay, you didn't make a wish, so your painting skills become as horrible as mine would.

I wish that a new film with Tommy Lee Jones would be released, and that it would be awesome.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. Directed by Michael Bay!

I wish for the opposite gender to be attracted by me.

**Castiel**

Granted, but you decide you bat for the other team and none of them are interested in you.

I wish that the kettle wasn't so far away.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. You now have a kettle implanted into your right eye socket.

I wish that I could do no evil.

**Big Mek Dattrukk**

granted. good becomes illegal

I wish I were a 20th level Chaos mage.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. You Perils 20 times in a row.

I wish that I had waffles.

**nomsheep**

Granted how are your rat testicle waffles?

I wish i had slept last night.

Nom

**Castiel**

Granted, you remain asleep forever.

I wish for more guitar strings.

**nomsheep**

granted, a pixie garrots you with your brand new 'g' string.

I wish for an enternity of paradise.

Nom

**Castiel**

Granted, but you are the only one not allowed in.

I wish that I could type quicker.

**nomsheep**

Who said that wasn't my idea of paradise

Granted you have spent countless hours mastering the art of typing quickly when you realise all semblance of a socail has deserted you, but you have a small ray of hope. THE INTERNET. shame bill gates just destroyed it all.

I Wish for my own personal paradise (that i'm allowed into)

Nom

**grayshadow87**

Okay, but you are permanently locked in stasis and unable to do anything other than watch everyone around you enjoy paradise.

I wish for a tasty, fully edible, non-spoiled, and non-death-inducing hamburger.

**nomsheep**

Granted but i steal it.

I wish for the return of the Dodo

Nom

**grayshadow87**

Granted, but now they are bloodthirsty and craving revenge against the species that destroyed them.

I wish people would realize that contraception exists and start using it so the world's population would stop skyrocketing.

**captain collius**

Granted no women will ask you to join them.

I wish my GF would wear the outfit from Noms Avatar.

**Deadshot**

Granted but.she disappears leaving a note saying "I got a better offer."

I wish I knew why the chart topper changes every week.

**TheRobotLol**

Granted.

But you can't handly the horrifying truth and your head explodes from pure fear.

I wish for 10 packets of within-expiration-date doritos in my cuboard.

**Deadshot**

Lol. Fear.

Granted, along with a family of rats.

I wish the governments of the world had 2 brain cells to rub together.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. Now they decide to launch al those nuclear missiles, idling away. What a waste!

I wish for my RPG to be awesome and made of pure win.

**nomsheep**

Granted, but people get socail lifes and never show up.

I wish i could go out today.

Nom

**liquidjoshi**

Fine. But it's a subjective opinion, and no one else agrees.

I wish GW made MLP Mareines.

**Castiel**

Granted, but they immediately go bust and you never get any.

I wish I was not here.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. You're over here.

I wish for the Pangalactic Gargle Blaster right now!