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**Deadshot**

Granted but Eldar Fire Dragons use you for target practise.

**BlapBlapBlap**

No wish. You're the one unlucky Fire Dragon that was hit directly by the Vindicator shell.

I wish that my cats wanted to be with me.

**liquidjoshi**

Fine. They never leave you alone. Ever.

I wish I was death incarnate.

**Deadshot**

Granted. All you your family is killed by your touch.

**BlapBlapBlap**

No wish again, Deadshot! You're in joshi's family.

I wish I could eat some marshmallows.

**Deadshot**

Granted. You drowned in them.

I qish for a free megapaint set.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. It's lined with explosives and cat hair. Say bye bye to paint and hello to Scare E McWhiskers!

I wish for a grand piano to be smashed in my honour.

**grayshadow87**

Granted, but no one is there to see it smashed.

I wish I had a giant wheel of Muenster cheese.

**Deadshot**

Grant it is smashed. Over your head.

I wish fora complete 5000pts Ork Goff army with all the special characters.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. Both wishes are combined! Enjoy eating your plastic cheese hybrid models!

I wish that I were the I like Trains kid!

**The_mini_painter**

Granted. But someone says 'you like trains' and you are ran down by a train.

I wish that I could convert my cadians into vostroyans with ease.

**liquidjoshi**

Yup. You have to use sodium to do it though, and your case isn't waterproof...

I wish my dinner was ready.

**Deadshot**

BlapBlapBlap wrote:Granted. Both wishes are combined! Enjoy eating your plastic cheese hybrid models!

I don't like Venomspam!

Granted, you're having venomspam (cheese and plastic hybrids)

**grayshadow87**

No wish, so your wish is granted. You get extra Venomspam.

I wish I didn't have to pay for gas for my car.

**Big Mek Dattrukk**

Granted. you now have to pay for gas for all of the us navy. good luck with that...

I wish i had an unlimited supply of tic-tacs

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. Unfortunately, they're all marmite flavoured.

I wish that I couldn't say anything that might get me into deep gak.

**grayshadow87**

Granted. Your tongue and larynx stop working.

I wish I didn't have a physiological or psychological need to sleep.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. You spend the rest of your life drinking coffee until you keel over and have 11 Cardiac arrests.

I wish that GW products were affordable, reasonably priced and of a good quality.

**grayshadow87**

Granted, but now they only produce space marine assault squads.

I wish that I could talk to animals and understand what they said.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. You become a dairy farmer and manage to hear what Daisy thinks about you yanking her.... ummm... Udder appendages.

I wish that I could win Golden Demon.

**captain collius**

granted you are taken by Demons to the eighth circle of hell: the mat ward lovefest/singalong that never ends

i wish for a working stormeagle

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. Now you have to pay tax and insurance.

I wish that my RPG thread was popular.

**grayshadow87**

Granted, but everyone involved in it wants to make characters based in the Hello Kitty universe.

I wish my job as a teacher was more action-packed.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. You now have to teach a group of ADHD Teenagers who have drank about 12 Red Bull Shots, stuffed their face with sweets and are armed with BB Guns.

I wish I was more imaginative.

**Castiel**

Granted, all the kids try to beat you with chairs.

I wish wishes were fishes.

EDIT: ninja'd

granted, but you only imagine awful things

I wish Blapblapblap would stop ninja'ing me forever.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. You aren't on Dakka anymore.

I wish that I could not screw up my life so easily.

**nomsheep**

Granted but you take along and coplicated way to screw it up now.

I wish my tea was warm.

Nom

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. You catch on fire as soon as you take a sip.

I wish I liked tea and coffee.

**Castiel**

Granted, it is lukewarm.

I wish for chocolate cake.

EDIT: AGAIN!

Granted, you drink too much of it and cannot sleep, so you die of exhaustion

I wish for chocolate cake

**nomsheep**

Granted but you become addicted and that is all you will ever drink.

I wish the hunger games movie was actually good.

Nom