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2012/04/20 09:19:04
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ragin' Ork Dreadnought
Ingelheim am Rhein, Germany
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Granted. You get your brush but now can't fish for it anymore!
I wish for a puppy
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2012/04/20 09:34:14
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Slashing Veteran Sword Bretheren
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Granted its dead.
I wish for my school work to be finished.
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Tali'Zorah: I appreciate what you're doing here, Shepard.
Commander Shepard: Well, I care deeply about the quarian people.
Tali'Zorah: It's good to be back on the Normandy.
Commander Shepard: Let me know if it's too quiet for you to sleep, and I'll find you someplace louder.
Tali'Zorah: Hmm.
Garrus Vakarian: Uh, I was there when you two had your thing, remember? Just get a room and work it out. |
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2012/04/20 12:09:56
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Fireknife Shas'el
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granted Now Your teacher seeing your goodwork quadruples your workload.
i wish for this day to be over already.
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8000 Dark Angels  (No primaris)
10000 Lizardmen  (Fantasy I miss you)
3000 High Elves 
4000 Kel'shan Ta'u 
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." -Douglas Adams |
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2012/04/20 13:14:42
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Slashing Veteran Sword Bretheren
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Granted but the whole year goes.
I wish my friend would shut up.
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Tali'Zorah: I appreciate what you're doing here, Shepard.
Commander Shepard: Well, I care deeply about the quarian people.
Tali'Zorah: It's good to be back on the Normandy.
Commander Shepard: Let me know if it's too quiet for you to sleep, and I'll find you someplace louder.
Tali'Zorah: Hmm.
Garrus Vakarian: Uh, I was there when you two had your thing, remember? Just get a room and work it out. |
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2012/04/20 15:53:32
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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Granted. Hes now 6 feet under
I wish for a real life Bolter B  tch
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
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2012/04/20 16:03:28
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Courageous Space Marine Captain
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A Bolter what?
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I'm celebrating 8 years on Dakka Dakka!
I started an Instagram! Follow me at Deadshot Miniatures!
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Credit to Castiel for banner. Thanks Cas!
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2012/04/20 16:47:32
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Slashing Veteran Sword Bretheren
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No Wish you are taken by the chaos gods.
I Wish for a life time supply of shandy.
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Tali'Zorah: I appreciate what you're doing here, Shepard.
Commander Shepard: Well, I care deeply about the quarian people.
Tali'Zorah: It's good to be back on the Normandy.
Commander Shepard: Let me know if it's too quiet for you to sleep, and I'll find you someplace louder.
Tali'Zorah: Hmm.
Garrus Vakarian: Uh, I was there when you two had your thing, remember? Just get a room and work it out. |
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2012/04/20 16:59:16
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Courageous Space Marine Captain
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I wasn't granting. I was sking what he meant. And the Chaos Gods (Just Khorne) took me long ago. That's why I try to cling on by playing GK.
Granted, you drink it all in one night and Slaanesh takes you away, while at the same time your liver takes a tiny powerdrill to your ribcage.
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I'm celebrating 8 years on Dakka Dakka!
I started an Instagram! Follow me at Deadshot Miniatures!
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Check out my Deathwatch story, Aftermath in the fiction section!
Credit to Castiel for banner. Thanks Cas!
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2012/04/20 17:23:14
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Fireknife Shas'el
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You are taken by the tau and are forced to write i will fighjt for the greater good on a chalkboard 100000000000 times for not posting a wish. Also for not knowing what a bolter b is.
I wish to be asdrubael vect
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8000 Dark Angels (No primaris)
10000 Lizardmen (Fantasy I miss you)
3000 High Elves
4000 Kel'shan Ta'u
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." -Douglas Adams |
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2012/04/20 19:48:54
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Courageous Space Marine Captain
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He is a Bolter B
I wish for nothing.
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I'm celebrating 8 years on Dakka Dakka!
I started an Instagram! Follow me at Deadshot Miniatures!
DR:90+S++G+++M+B+IPw40k08#-D+++A+++/cwd363R+++T(Ot)DM+
Check out my Deathwatch story, Aftermath in the fiction section!
Credit to Castiel for banner. Thanks Cas!
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2012/04/20 20:05:49
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Granted. Where'd the universe go?
I wish that school wasn't so awful.
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2012/04/20 20:08:32
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps
On your roof with a laptop
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Granted. Now its living hell.
I wish for awesome Tv.
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2012/04/20 20:51:21
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Fireknife Shas'el
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Granted you have the oprah network as you only channel.
i wish for a shrubbery
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8000 Dark Angels (No primaris)
10000 Lizardmen (Fantasy I miss you)
3000 High Elves
4000 Kel'shan Ta'u
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." -Douglas Adams |
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2012/04/20 20:57:42
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Roaring Reaver Rider
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Granted you are now a plant
I wish for ninjas
Nom
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2012/04/20 21:00:13
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Courageous Space Marine Captain
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They Ninja you in every post. You will never answer firat.
I wish the universe was flat.
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I'm celebrating 8 years on Dakka Dakka!
I started an Instagram! Follow me at Deadshot Miniatures!
DR:90+S++G+++M+B+IPw40k08#-D+++A+++/cwd363R+++T(Ot)DM+
Check out my Deathwatch story, Aftermath in the fiction section!
Credit to Castiel for banner. Thanks Cas!
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2012/04/20 21:22:04
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Roaring Reaver Rider
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Granted but now its much easier to invade places, enjoy speaking German.
I wish for cheese.
Nom
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2012/04/20 21:25:52
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted, but it comes from a fat man's belly button.
I wish for more wishes
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/04/20 21:26:12
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2012/04/20 21:34:29
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Granted. Can't use them though because of a lop hole.
I wish this wasn't my 800th post.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/04/20 21:34:47
Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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2012/04/20 21:35:11
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Courageous Space Marine Captain
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Granted. You get 0.1 wish which is rounded down to 0.
I don't wish.
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I'm celebrating 8 years on Dakka Dakka!
I started an Instagram! Follow me at Deadshot Miniatures!
DR:90+S++G+++M+B+IPw40k08#-D+++A+++/cwd363R+++T(Ot)DM+
Check out my Deathwatch story, Aftermath in the fiction section!
Credit to Castiel for banner. Thanks Cas!
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2012/04/21 06:46:30
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Doc Brown
The Bleak Land of Gehenna (a.k.a Kentucky)
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Unwish granted.
I wish my gall bladder wasn't jacked up at the moment.
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2012/04/21 06:54:03
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Granted. It's removed by a piledriver.
I wish that I could afford nice things.
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2012/04/21 07:07:23
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Doc Brown
The Bleak Land of Gehenna (a.k.a Kentucky)
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Granted, but you're on a plane that crashes in the jungle where there are no nice things to buy.
I wish the Backstreet Boys had never attained popularity and ruined the musical scene of my childhood.
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2012/04/21 07:11:52
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Smokin' Skorcha Driver
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grayshadow87 wrote:Granted, but you're on a plane that crashes in the jungle where there are no nice things to buy.
I wish the Backstreet Boys had never attained popularity and ruined the musical scene of my childhood.
Granted. the band that beat them out turns out to be 3 times worse for music as a whole.
I wish there were more orkmoticons
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"Friglatt Tinks e's da 'unce and futor git, but i knows better. i put dat part in when i fixed im up after dat first scrap wid does scrawn pointy ears and does pinkies." Dok chopanblok to Big Mek Dattrukk.
Victories against:  2  2  1 11  2  3  1  2
Died havin fun wid: 3  2 1  4 2 2 2  5 1
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2012/04/21 08:15:42
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Granted. It's just various colours of an Ork flipping you the bird.
I wish that I didn't screw up everything ever.
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2012/04/21 10:03:15
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Granted. You can make sandwiches.
I wish metal was replaced with wood.
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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2012/04/21 10:10:24
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Granted. You win a Luxury Cruise holiday, and the entire ship rots and is eaten by termites at the same time.
I wish that I was a plank of wood.
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2012/04/21 10:14:04
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Courageous Space Marine Captain
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You get eaten by Termites. You were part of the ship.
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I'm celebrating 8 years on Dakka Dakka!
I started an Instagram! Follow me at Deadshot Miniatures!
DR:90+S++G+++M+B+IPw40k08#-D+++A+++/cwd363R+++T(Ot)DM+
Check out my Deathwatch story, Aftermath in the fiction section!
Credit to Castiel for banner. Thanks Cas!
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2012/04/21 10:26:44
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Fixture of Dakka
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No wish. Your genitalia is also munched by the termites.
I wish that I didn't have to do so much MOD work for the 9th Company!
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2012/04/21 11:30:13
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Courageous Space Marine Captain
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Granted. You have to Mod the entire internet
I wish I had an old worn out tooth brush.
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I'm celebrating 8 years on Dakka Dakka!
I started an Instagram! Follow me at Deadshot Miniatures!
DR:90+S++G+++M+B+IPw40k08#-D+++A+++/cwd363R+++T(Ot)DM+
Check out my Deathwatch story, Aftermath in the fiction section!
Credit to Castiel for banner. Thanks Cas!
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2012/04/21 11:36:13
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Granted. You have to brush 2 times a day, every day remember?
I wish that I could drive a real life Vindicator
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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