corrupt a wish!

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**Deadshot**

Granted, but Khorne says "Feth sake" and smites the Emp.

I wish I had more time on Dakka.

**TheRobotLol**

Granted. Too much time on dakka. Before you know it, everyone is dead and you are old and your life wasted.

I wish for my next wish to be unable to corrupt in any way, shape or form.

**Deadshot**

Granted. Unfortunately an unrelated illness puts you in a lifelong coma.

**TheRobotLol**

No wish. Evil ensues.

I wish for an apple.

**Deadshot**

Its poison. I wish I was out of school

**master of ordinance**

Deadshot wrote:Its poison. I wish I was out of school

Granted. Unfourtunatley your interd at the all male sex offenders institution for life and have to share a cell with "Big" Bill who just happens to like other men.....

I wish Matt Ward was dead or fired so he couldnt write anymore terrible fluff.....

**Deadshot**

I wish he was niether and people liked him.

**snurl**

Granted. People like him, but then he writes another codex and is lynched by a mob of disgruntled fanboys.
I wish for some free time.

**ineptus astartes**

You get all the free time in the world, you're fired.

I wish for more dakkka.

**liquidjoshi**

Granted. Into your face, quite literally, by a mob of raging boyz.

I wish I could ride the Popemobile into battle.

**ineptus astartes**

granted but it proves no match for mines.

**BlapBlapBlap**

NO wish. You end up with your face being replaced with a fishbowl.

I wish that people would get my references.

**Deadshot**

People get your references and crve your skull in because they hate them.

I wish I didn't take so long to type RPG sections.

**master of ordinance**

Granted! You are still typing your responce to post 10 when there on post 100. your character is annialated.

I wish for porn

**MrMerlin**

Granted. With fat guys and sheep.....

I wish for a bike

**master of ordinance**

Granted but the seat breaks off and the jagged spike violates you analy

oh how I wish for rain (yes a nightwish quote from Nemo{the song}-lets see you pervert THAT)

**Deadshot**

Granted, but it floods your house and your models melt because it is acid rain.

I was for my models to never, ever, be damaged, paint chipped etc.

**Castiel**

Granted, but you cannot clip them off the sprue.

I wish I could skip the next 4 hours of today.

**Deadshot**

Granted, but if you have watched Flight of the nvigator, you will know the corruption. If not, here.

Spoiler:

I wish I had a decent brush.

**captain collius**

Granted but a family memeber will destroy it.

I wish I didn't work with imbeciles

**Deadshot**

Granted. You no longer have to work with Cruddace. They stick.you in the Finecast making bit.

I wish I had another good brush.

**MrMerlin**

Granted, but you drop it before painting anything with it and the bristles are ruined.

I wish I had GD painting skills.....

**Deadshot**

Granted. You enter the open category. You find the standard has dropped and people are entering their "dipper"£marines. A guys splashed Calgar Blue and Blue glaze on and wins Slayer Sword

I wish for another awesome brush! Tis my only wish.

**MrMerlin**

Granted, but the guy next door is mad at you, so he smashes your door, grabs your brush and shoves it up your arse.

I wish for a plane

**Squidmanlolz**

Granted. Using said brush incites the rage of Cthulhu upon you

I wish I had a desire to paint more

**Deadshot**

Grante. Slanesh has claimed you and you ue blood to make red, tears to make white, urine for green/yellow, and faeces for darkness.

Wish is another new brush. I will keep wishing this untill someone runs out of corruptions or buys me a new brush (I would like a GW Large Brush, colour coded red). I will simply write wish=brush from now on.

**MrMerlin**

Granted. You paint your complete surrounding in a bright yellow.....

I again wish for a plane

**Deadshot**

Granted. oil pices rise to 50000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 of all currencies, so you will not bne able to afford fuel.

Wish=brush

BTW, I don't mind the yellow bit.

**MrMerlin**

Granted. You get this one:

I wish for 100 bucks

**Deadshot**

Granted. Its stolen.

Wish=Brush.