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**ineptus astartes**

yes. but it seems not to make any sense.

I wish I could get PS3 games in nepal. and they better have Space Marine.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. However, the moment you switch on your PS3 it explodes and your house burns to a cinder.

I wish that I could eat a raven. WHOLE.

**ineptus astartes**

you do. it pecks and claws out of you through your digestive tract and leaves your intestines and colon a bloody ruin.

I wish for revenge on my enemies.

**liquidjoshi**

Granted. As we all know, one good act of vengeance deserves another and they leave you swimming with the fishes.

I wish my post count would go up.

**TheRobotLol**

Granted. And then you are banned.

I wish grey knights would END.

**ineptus astartes**

Granted. but then they get reinstated.

**BlapBlapBlap**

No wish. You have your face beaten in with a die-cast skillet.

I wish that I could breathe fire.

**Deadshot**

Your face catches when you do.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. It's a man in drag, as it turns out.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

**TheRobotLol**

Granted. Its a Dog in drag, as it turns out.

I wish for a good new car.

**ineptus astartes**

(Am I the only one here with a girlfriend?)

Granted, it's great, but then you find out she's a man.

I wish I was a primarch.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Lolwut?

Anyway:

You are. You're Expunged. That guy was always good for a laugh or two.

I wish that I could shake hands with Jeebus.

**Ma55ter_fett**

Granted, but he crushes your hand in his grip.

Wish I had a puppy

**TheRobotLol**

Granted .But its a girlfriend in disgise

I wish for a little rain.

**ineptus astartes**

granted. it is a little rain. too little rain. your last sight is the bleached bones of you neighbors on the cracked grounds

**Private_Joker**

That little rain turns into an ever worsening flood the envelopes the worlds land mass.

I wish for a sweet gaming PC.

**Deadshot**

Granted but the neighbours steal it and clog it up with You-Know-What.

**Deadshot**

I wish for a hat like Willa Wonka had in the original movie.

**ineptus astartes**

you get it but it's really a pink horror.

**Deadshot**

No wish. You get your 'ead crumped by Wardified Orks.

**BlapBlapBlap**

No wish. You get your head beaten in by Tiger Woods.

I wish that my RPG would get more followers.

**liquidjoshi**

Ok. They block it, causing the rocket to explode in the launcher, killing you.

I wish for eternal night.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. Without light, crops won't grow, and the entire planet starves.

I wish that I could eat marshmallows.

**ineptus astartes**

granted but they taste bad.

I wish a good 40k movie would come out that I could get to and watch comfortably, preferably featuring the Avenging Sons or Night Lords.

**Deadshot**

Granted but Matthew Ward wrote the scripta new Chaos codex.

I wish for a break.

**marmaduke**

Granted You break Both your arms legs... and your neck

I wish everyone that said forever alone would get put on a blunt stake

**Ma55ter_fett**

Granted a blunt stake is thrown on the ground and people take turns standing on it. Then they all go off the get laid and drink beer.

I wish for 2 more days before my trip to finish all my schoolwork.

**The Mad Tanker**

Granted, but after you finish, all your homework lights on fire.

I wish I owned an Imperial Guard Armored Company.

**Ma55ter_fett**

Granted, However you and the rest of the pdf get involved in a bar-room brawl.

And are killed to the last man...

I wish I had a cookie

**ineptus astartes**

granted. have a cookie.

I wish Games Workshop would advance the storyline for 40k.