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**Deadshot**

Damn this phone!

Granted. You have a dairylea crown the sticks to your hair.

I wish I don't get ninjad.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. You get Samurai'd instead.
I wish for a rock.

**TheRobotLol**

It starts a terror campaign against you, slowly driving you to madness and creeping paranoia.

I wish I could have a gold house.

**Deadshot**

It collapses on.you.

I wish for a pony. To slaughter for the Blood God!

**MrMerlin**

Grated. But It slaughters you!

I wish for a great idea!

**Deadshot**

Granted but you forget instantaneously and can not remember.

I wish I remembered why I was outside the 40k forums in the first place.

**Squidmanlolz**

Granted, It was because you were being trolled by the trolliest trollolol

I wish I could get my WM/H models soon

**Ma55ter_fett**

Granted, but they are all fine cast and horribly disfigured.

I wish for a chocolate cake

**Coolyo294**

Granted, but it's laced with arsenic.

I wish I was less confused by Centurion's ending.

**Slarg232**

Granted, but the Cake was a lie.

I wish for my headache to go away.

**TheRobotLol**

Granted.

And with it your head.

I wish I was a real life ninja.

**DemetriDominov**

Granted. Arrow to the knee, you die due to the crappy hit detection that came with.

I wish I was a Black Library Author.

**Deadshot**

Granted but you fail training and are executed.

I wish I forget all of yesterday.

**Sonophos**

Granted along with all the rest of your life before 10 minutes ago.

I wish I felt better.

**liquidjoshi**

Granted. For three seconds.

I wish my cat had wings.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. It raises a massive legion and over throws the earth.

I wish that I was a bomb

**Sonophos**

Granted. Click. You are a dud.

I wish i was immortal.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. You have no mouth and have to live in the local GW, and play a minimum of 5 TFGs a day or be left to swim in lava for eternity.

I wish that I had infinite incorruptible wishes.

**Deadshot**

Granted but you waste them all on trivial things and lose them all.

I wish I could be an Ork Warlord.

**Sonophos**

Granted but a bigger ork immediately kills you for your teef.

I wish I could enjoy a perfect life forever.

**Deadshot**

Forever ends now.

I wish I was Gork/Mork

**BlapBlapBlap**

Deadshot wrote:Granted but you waste them all on trivial things and lose them all.

You can't use up Infinite wishes.

Anyway.

You are. Unfortunately, you're in a Coma and doctors eventually have to pull the plug.

I wish that I had a pair of mittens.

**Deadshot**

Those mittens are dead kittens.

**Deadshot**

I wish for an actual PowerSword

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. It's a proxy, however, and turns out to be a female guardsman.

I wish that froth would pour out of my nose. Like fire extinguisher foam

**Sonophos**

Granted. You have nasal rabies.

I wish that people would stop being so selfish.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. Now everyone has to share everything with you, meals, organs, vomit, over bodily fluids, disease...

I wish that I could shoot lasers out of my eyes.

**Sonophos**

Granted but you are now blind due to the cauterising effects of laser light and they only act as pointers anyway.

I wish that I could issue one hundred or less orders each day to any person or group that will be obeyed no matter what.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. You're ordering about a group of anime characters.

I wish that dinosaurs would stamp on my enemy's face.

**Deadshot**

BlapBlapBlap wrote:Granted. You're ordering about a group of anime characters.

I wish that dinosaurs would stamp on my enemy's face.

Granted but it is eaten by my attack dog with.built in forcefield (Toy Story)

I wish my sword-PROXY as a Female Guardsmen was true.