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**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. It comes back as Mortal Combat, however.

I wish that I had a Top Hat.

**Deadshot**

It has a rabbit inside. With diarrhea.

I wish I was a Vampire (as in real vampires not the Twilight crap).

**liquidjoshi**

Deadshot wrote:It has a rabbit inside. With diarrhea.

I wish I was a Vampire (as in real vampires, just like Twilight!).

Well, if you insist...

I wish I was part of a syndicate.

**Ma55ter_fett**

liquidjoshi wrote:
Deadshot wrote:It has a rabbit inside. With diarrhea.

I wish I was a Vampire (as in real vampires, just like Twilight!).

Well, if you insist...

I wish I was part of a syndicate.

You are, but you're a character in this game…

…as an ordinary dude who stands between the protagonist and the end of the level cutscene.

I wish I was buff.

**MrMerlin**

Problem is, I know a dog called buff. Sit, Buff!

I wish I could fly

**black templar**

Granted you are a fly.

I wish I was a member of Metallica.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. However, you wrench Metallica apart in a matter of days.

I wish that my pinkie was gnawed of by rabid gophers!

**Ma55ter_fett**

black templar wrote:Granted you are a fly.

I wish I was a member of Metallica.

Granted you are the new drummer...

...and all the old fans hate you.

I wish I could live forever

**Shadowbrand**

Granted, though everyone you love will eventually die and you shall wander this Middle-Earth alone.

I wish I wasn't sick anymore.

**Deadshot**

Granted but you pass it on to a GF/BF and they dump you.

I wish I was a better painter of 40k.

**black templar**

Granted but you become so good everybody kills you for it.

I wish I could have all my dead relatives back.

**liquidjoshi**

Damn, ninja'd

Fine , they come back. As zombies.

I wish I could slay Chuck Norris in Mortal combat.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. Unfortunately, he steps through the screen and destroys you.

I wish someone could do my last wish.

**Deadshot**

Granted, but no one read it, including me.

I wishI could be a Herald of Khorne.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. You're killed in your first battle by a stampede of Squiggoths.

I wish that I was popular and well liked by all.

**MrMerlin**

Granded. Well liked by gorillas that haven't seen a female in quite a while, that is....

I wish nobody would corrupt ma wish

**Deadshot**

Granted, but you are too busy being popular you neglect your studies and end up a hobo then no.one likes yoj.

I wish I was Khorne's best Herald so he just kept making me new bodies!

**Deadshot**

Damn Ninjas. Corrupting yours now.

Granted but it.is autocorrupted by Chaos because even my incorruptability wish got ignored. Because Chaos is begin to grow.

**BlapBlapBlap**

No wish. So you end up with your head with a a rusty blunt nail slowly driven through your cranium.

I wish that people would remember to wish.

**BlapBlapBlap**

I'm only counting the second post.

I wish that people would remember to wish.

**Deadshot**

I did wish. But got ninjad so corrupted his wish.

Granted but people wish for your poverty.

I restate my wish. I wish I was Khorne's favourite so he kept making me new bodies.

**TheRobotLol**

But the bodies Khorne gives you are all fat and blubbery and can't move. The chaos Gods are fickle things indeed

I wish for cheese, and cheese alone.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. You've been buried under a pile of Dairylea.

I wish for my house to burst into flames.

**TheRobotLol**

But then it rains.

I wish I could eat my way out of the previously mentioned darylea heap.

**MrMerlin**

But all the cheese was pissed on.....

I wish people would stop being rude on the internet

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. Now people will start sending each other death threats and hiring assassins to take out internet enemies. Society grinds to a halt as it's every man for himself.

I wish that I could do Ork Scratchbuilding.

**MrMerlin**

Granted. But you can't do anything else now. Not even breathing! Mwhahahahahaaa!

I wish I was an immortal ork

**Deadshot**

I already send assassins and death threats via Facebook.

Granted. You can now build scratches on Ork Nobs.

I wish for a Power Fist to smite my enemies.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Deadshot, type faster! You keep on getting ninja'd! Therefore, I'm doing MrMerlin's!

Granted. However, you have to ride Fluffy the Carnifex for eternity.

**TheRobotLol**

However, it runs out of batteries only found in the year 40k.

I wish I was the undisputed king of cheese.