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**TheRobotLol**

Granted. As A 10-second extra.

I wish this wish did nothing, as in it has no effect on anything, past, present and future.

**Squidmanlolz**

Granted. Your wish is wasted.
I wish I had a FLGS within driving distance

**nomsheep**

Granted, but now you live there and its full of sticky fingered kids.

I wish for more fish.

Nom

**marmaduke**

Granted But they can now walk on land breath air and are out to eat you

I wish for the 3.5 codex back exaclty as it was

**nomsheep**

Granted but noone will play cos of how broken it is.

I wish I could find a game of warmachine.

Nom

**marmaduke**

Granted you do, but its in America that its being played

i wish more people played Warmachine

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. They're all massive douchebags.

I wish that I could afford my Pre-Heresy Emperor's Children army.

**Sonophos**

Granted. You have the money but you can't get hold of what you need anywhere. All you get is Out of stock messages.

I wish I could have anything I want.

**Squidmanlolz**

Granted, you drown in the massive pile of granted wishes
I wish that the school year was over already

**Sonophos**

Granted. You missed your exams and now have to repeat the year.

I wish I could be young again.

**black templar**

Granted you are a sperm

I wish to be rich.

**liquidjoshi**

Granted. Rich in appreciation of life. Unfortunately, you die alone as a greasy hobo.

I wish for world dominance.

**snurl**

You got it. Then the game of risk is over.
I wish for hot girl gamer opponents.

**Leigen_Zero**

Your wish has been granted! Your FLGS is now filled with Gamer Girl Opponents of Supreme Hotness!

Unfortunately none of them are your opponent, your stuck with the 300lb neckbeard with cheeto fingers and coffee-breath...

I wish for more bacon

**Sonophos**

Granted. A 300lb pig lands on your head.

I wish I had an umberella

**liquidjoshi**

Granted. Made out of magnesium, meaning it burns up in the rain.

I wish I was the batman.

**Sonophos**

Granted. Your parents are dead and you have problems forming lasting relationships with anyone who isn't a wizened old codger.

I wish that Liquidjoshi knew the difference between Magnesium and Sodium.

**liquidjoshi**

Granted. I am now a bit smarter.

I wish cruise control no longer worked.

**HellsGuardian316**

Granted, Cruise control no longer works, motorists worldwide suffer accidents after switching on their cruise control only to deccelerate rapidly and cause accidents and pile ups galore. police looking into this strange phenomenon discover this thread and your wish that was granted, you are then sued 10's of thousands of times by motorists suffering injuries from their accidents in small claims court cases.

I Wish my PC would run faster

**TheRobotLol**

Granted.

But it is not designed to, and soon explodes from overheating, and takes the surrounding three feet or so with it.

I wish for a three-wish genie.

**zedmeister**

Damn Ninjas!

Spoiler:

Granted. Shame two have already been used up by others.

I wish I had the discipline to go to bed earlier to get more sleep.

**Deadshot**

Granted, but you will go into a coma.

I wish my wishes can't be corrupted.

**TheRobotLol**

Granted.

It is however, wasted.

I wish my damn neighbours would shut up.

**Deadshot**

Granted, they will die soon.

I wish I had a forest money tree and my last wish makes this one is incorruptable.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. However, wishes are not stackable, and the money tree burns to the ground.

I wish that I could win 40K games.

**zedmeister**

Damnit, Ninja'd again!

Spoiler:

Granted, unfortunately, all your future opponents are frustrated TFGs with each game reduced to grinding rules lawyering and elastic tape measuring.

I wish that I have a pleasant walk home.

**Deadshot**

When you reach home a plane crashes into your house.

I wish I was Khorne Himself.

**liquidjoshi**

Granted. Tzeench eventually overthrows you.

I wish I was a Space Marine.

**black templar**

2 Ninja's
granted but you die 10 seconds after you become one.

I wish to be a character from Mortal Kombat.

**Deadshot**

I wish mortal Kombat goes bankrupt and you die off.

A corruption and a wish.