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**marmaduke**

granted but you cant ride a horse (none will take you) you cant draw a gun (your hand keeps falling off) and you dont even look like a cowboy (is that rag on your head a hat?)

i wish for cryx to get even better models

*now try to be original here please raise price has already been done

*

**hotsauceman1**

Granted, But they all are space marines.
I wish for a pony.

**Slarg232**

Granted, but you ride her twice, get bored, and sell her to make glue.

I wish I had MAD SKILLZ!

**Sonophos**

Granted but your horse runs away becauser you are a zombie and can't find you again coz you are a ninja so you end up just being a zombie with a silly hat and chaps.

I wish for everything to go really badly for everyone.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. Unfortunately, everybody dies before this happens, so you're the only person under this wish.

I wish I was a Necromancer.

**Sonophos**

Granted but your creations are always highly attracted to you and can not stand to be away from you.

I wish I could teleport anywhere I want.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. You suffer a Deep Strike mishap in real life.

I wish that I had even more cookies.

**master of ordinance**

Granted but there stale and the weevils have got to them

I wish for a nice girlfreind, my dream one

**master of ordinance**

Sonophos wrote:Granted but you always incinerate your alarm clock and have to spend a fortune on one everyday.

I wish that I had never been introduced to THE GAME.

I LOSE

Thanks now i lose to.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. Unfortunately, she's also the ex of Johnny-Crass...

You do know who he (Or she...?) is?

I wish that my cookies burst into flames.

**liquidjoshi**

Granted. Johnny- Crass then steals them.

I wish the Stormraven didn't look like a flying dumpster.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. It now looks like an Aviary Waste Storage Unit.

I wish that I ate lasers instead of food.

**marmaduke**

Granted but they dont have any nutetional value so you die of starvation.

I wish i had a UNICORN!!!

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted, but it impales you and you start leaking rainbows...

I wish that I could replace my brain with a brick.

**marmaduke**

BlapBlapBlap wrote:Granted, but it impales you and you start leaking rainbows...

I wish that I could replace my brain with a brick.

THAT SOUNDS AWESOME!!!!!!

anyway back on topic

you do but for some reason you get smarter....

I wish i was a hamster

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted, but you get stranded on a desert island and are slowly roasted alive by the natives.

I wish that people wouldn't cry.

**Sonophos**

Granted but everybody goes blind due to lack of lacrimal fluid. The world collapses and everybody dies apart from the cybernetics department of Cambridge university who die out some years later because they are all male.

I wish for brevity.

**nomsheep**

Granted.

But complex messages are now impossible get across.

I wish for more food.

Nom

**TheRobotLol**

Granted.

But you can never stop eating, and explode shortly after consuming a waffer thin mint.

I with people would stop writing terrible fluff for 40k.

**nomsheep**

Granted, but after all the codex writers are fired from gw, the company can't afford to rehire anyone and goes bust.

I wish I could cut my rats claws.

Nom

**Slarg232**

Granted, but when you wake up tomorrow morning you find that YOU have rats claws.

I wish that I was handed millions of dollars out of the blue.

**TheRobotLol**

Granted.

Then you wake up.

I wish I could assemble models quicker.

**Squidmanlolz**

Granted, but you cut the hell out of your fingers with the Exacto

I wish I could paint my Catachans faster.

**marmaduke**

Granted, but you now just army paint them blue

I wish Chaos begin to grow

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted, but it only happens in a small village in southern Yorkshire.

I wish that I was made of breakfast.

**snurl**

Granted. You get pitched out with the leftovers and rot in a dumpster for a week until you are whisked off to a landfill and buried alive.
I wish for another bottle of crystal head. The last one was over way too soon.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. Brains or eyeballs?

I wish that my legs were turned into Beavers.

**nomsheep**

Granted but they eat you alive when they get hungry.

I wish i had a nice pizza shop nearby.

Nom

**marmaduke**

granted but it burns down when you order take out.

i wish i was in a video game

**Squidmanlolz**

Granted. It's Fable: the Journey, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I wish I were a character on the Big Bang Theory.