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**Sonophos**

Granted, you can now only consume sugar.

I wish that I was omnipotent

**hotsauceman1**

But then you know the secret to the universe and are depressed about how simple it is.
Also i wish i had a girlfriend.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. Ever met the troll under the bridge in the Billy Goats Gruff?

I wish I had a suit of Terminator armour.

**hotsauceman1**

You didnt mention what type or terminator, You are now Arnie.
I wish finecast would get fixed(you cant beat that!!!!, finecast cant get worse)

**Sonophos**

Granted, but all they can make are necrons

I wish for nothing

**hotsauceman1**

Wish granted, The world is turned to nothing.
I wish i was in ponyville.

**liquidjoshi**

Granted, you have to take me with you.

I wish Tau would be the new game-breaking army, so people stop whining about Grey Knights.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. Just to let you know, it's at the bottom of the Marinas Trench.

I wish I could eat sugary foods at regular intervals.

**Sonophos**

Granted You have type 2 diabetes

I wish Matt ward would do something productive and praiseworthy.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Sonophos wrote:Granted You have type 2 diabetes

Too late, already have Type 1

Granted. He cooked a Pizza!

I wish that Star Trek never happened.

**Sonophos**

Granted: Farscape is now the cult replacement

I wish I was a Ninja.

**Sonophos**

BlapBlapBlap wrote:
Sonophos wrote:Granted You have type 2 diabetes

Too late, already have Type 1

I kinda got that earlier but with type 2 you kinda have to do the regular thing.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Sonophos wrote:
BlapBlapBlap wrote:
Sonophos wrote:Granted You have type 2 diabetes

Too late, already have Type 1

I kinda got that earlier but with type 2 you kinda have to do the regular thing.

But you can't have both...

Anyway...

You end up being burned at the stake for Witchcraft.

I wish that I were a submarine.

**hotsauceman1**

Cool, But War was delared and yu where pushed into service.
I wish math wasnt required for all degrees.

**Sonophos**

Granted, you end up with a meaningless degree and get a rewarding career that involves the words "good morning" at least 200 times every day.

I wish I were more intelligent.

**hotsauceman1**

Good, But..... you have a brain the size of an elephant and cant move.
I wish dragons where real.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. Ever wanted to get a tour of a Dragon's digestive tract?

I wish that I was a baby.

**hotsauceman1**

Granted, But, well your a baby.
I wish i have pyrokeneitic powers

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. You are now a pile of ashes.

I wish that I could walk into walls.

**Sonophos**

Granted but you always incinerate your alarm clock and have to spend a fortune on one everyday.

I wish that I had never been introduced to THE GAME.

I LOSE

**BlapBlapBlap**

OK, but it's replaced with Das Spiel.

I wish that I was a Time Lord.

**Sonophos**

Granted but you are one of the ones that never leave Gallifray (scuse spelling) and wears a huge poncey collar.

I wish I was more diplomatic.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. You, however, are now the Ambassador for North Korea.

I wish that people would listen to my ideas.

**hotsauceman1**

Grantede, But then people hear EVERY idea you have(even the naughty ones)

I wish college didnt stress me out so much.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted, but you fail every degree that you take.

I wish I had a cookie.

**Sonophos**

Granted but it makes the world look like a slightly brighter world than your avatar.

I wish I had more time.

**Squidmanlolz**

Granted, you live forever in a tuck everlasting-ish hell

I wish for world peace

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. Unfortunately, we discover life on Mars, and start an interplanetary war.

I wish I had more cookies.

**marmaduke**

granted but you break your leg and ankle and have to be put down

i wish infinity was more popular

**hotsauceman1**

Granted, But prices go up.\
I wish i was a cowboy ninja zombie.