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**Jumpin Jesus**

Granted but it only drives at a max of 2 mph!

I wish I had all the hats in tf2.

**nomsheep**

Granted but i've bombed it.

I wish for society to come crashing down.(I have no need to survive, my job is done)

Nom

**grayshadow87**

Granted, but from its ashes spring an even better society that impervious to the catastrophe you wrought. Oh, and no one in the society remembers you.

I wish that food with all the flavor of sushi but none of the caloric content (and no horrible side effects) was invented and I had access to an endless supply of it.

**Squidmanlolz**

Granted, Soylent green is people!

I wish the Sinking feeling thread didn't die every night at this time...

**Big Mek Dattrukk**

granted. you get ninja'd so much you ragequit the thread.

I wish to be immune to ninjas

**marmaduke**

granted but the pirates kill you instead

i wish i could stop world hunger

**Avatar 720**

Granted, but you choose not to.

I wish I lived in a world without wishes.

**nomsheep**

Granted but then the genies kill you for destroying their livlihood.

I wish for the murder or mindwipe of every twilight fan and the burning/deleteing of all source materials.

Nom

**marmaduke**

granted but with the lose of their madness they go crazy and create something EVEN WORSE

i wish GW would right balanced rules for all armies

**captain collius**

Granted Ward writes everything. leading you to ragequit the game

i wish i could stay awake today (i'm gonna lose all my ninja confrontations with blapblap)

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. You develop insomnia and you begin to imagine two pink frog people living in your house.
I wish GW hired an amazing writer to re-do the Necron codex.

**Deadshot**

Granted. Matt Ward ragequit but got hired back last november.

I wish I could get my new models now.

**BlapBlapBlap**

captain collius wrote:(i'm gonna lose all my ninja confrontations with blapblap)

Doesn't matter if you're on, you'll lose anyway.

/troll moment.

Granted, but they're all Grey Knights.

I wish that people at school didn't humiliate and mock me.

**captain collius**

Granted you become the next Bill Gates but now they are blood sucking leeches trying to get your money

I wish for enoguh musical ability to play the guitar

**liquidjoshi**

Granted. The strings are replaced with cheese wire.

I wish we went back to trading cattle and not money.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. It is now the 14th Century, and the Black Plague is in full swing. Good luck surviving!
I wish I owned a tank.

**Squidmanlolz**

Granted, you now own a full-to-the-brim septic tank
I wish for good grades

**Big Mek Dattrukk**

granted: all the hills in your area are never steeper than a 1%grade.

I wish i never had to see another episode of DS9

**Castiel**

Granted, you are stuck watchinng the same episode on an endless repeat.

I wish I was a better miniature painter.

**captain collius**

GRAnted your family thinks you ahve passed on after a bender and sells your models to TFG.

i wish for MOAR Terminators

**master of ordinance**

Deadshot wrote:A Bolter what?

A Bolter Bitch-otherwise known as a sister of battle

Granted. You drive off the range and are killed by an A10 Warthog

I wish for an Assault cannon

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. It's 2nd Edition and you've screwed up your sustained fire. Your assault cannon implodes on itself.

I wish for A MILLION POUNDS

**Deadshot**

Granted. Its stolen and you can't prove you didn't steal it, so you go to jail for life. You get fined for 2million pounds. As you can't pay back the remainder £1m, the bill is passed onto family, leaving all of your relatives bankrupt. The sudden decrease in pay because of the stolen 1m causes a fluxuation in the economy. Prices rise and hyperinflation kicks in. This transfers over to other countries as Britain can't pay off its debts. It becomes the Great Depression MK 2 and life as we know it crumbles and grinds to halt. People die in droves from starvation and diesese and all but 0.1% of humans die.

I wish the above doesn't happen.

**Castiel**

Granted, humanity is completely wiped out instead.

I wish I could actually win a game tonight.

**Deadshot**

Granted, you play Hide and Seek. The fat guy was behind the lamp post.

I wish more than 0.01% of people get the joke I put below.

Only 0.01% of people gwet this joke.

**marmaduke**

they do... or at least pretend to

i wish the drinking age would abolished. EVERYONE DRINKS

**SilverMK2**

Granted. Unfortunately the world quickly runs out of alcohol and angry mobs of former drunks go on a rampage, destroying civilisation.

I wish that I was good at designing statistically valid experiments.

**captain collius**

GRanted you die in a fiery wreck.

I wish for 50,000,000 dollars

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. It's all placed in a large pile directly on your face.

I wish for reincarnation as a higher being.

**captain collius**

awesome

granted THe universe collapses at this logical paradox that cannot be resolved and you are as the meme states Forever Alone

I wish For a sandwich