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**liquidjoshi**

Ok. it is delievered to you via The Heavies' fist.

I wish I could think if a good wish.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. You forget it.

I wish for my brains to be replaced with the contents of a goldfish bowl.

**TheRobotLol**

Granted. You are now dead.

I wish for the ultramarines to be declaired heretics and eliminated.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. Then C.S Goto is fired, and harmony is restored in 40K.

I wish for a small cup full of gravel.

**Deadshot**

Granted. How many gravels do you take in your coffee?

I wish people had mor respect for ach other.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. People have more respect for each other for two minutes, then go back to normal again.
I wish I could replace my heart and lungs with fully-functional artificial ones.

**grayshadow87**

Granted. Then someone detonates an EMP and you die.

I wish that Pokemon were real, except they all had horribly sadistic personalities and waged an unending war against humanity, forcing humanity to unite or die under the onslaught of rabid pocket monsters.

**nomsheep**

Granted, cept we don't unite and pokemon win.

I wish I were truly Immortal.

Nom

**grayshadow87**

Granted. You outlive the universe, and spend eternity frozen in place, isolated and utterly alone as the universe suffers heat death.

I wish for a pony.

**Capitansolstice**

Granted. Your pony is a zombie and has a taste for your brain so it slowly chews your head open, opens your skull like a jar, and slurps your brains out through a straw so small that it takes him 1000 years to finish. while this happens you are on life support being tortured by the pain.

I wish for a truckload of FW

**master of ordinance**

Granted, you are crushed to death under the combined weight of a million plastic firewarriors. And then tau are nerfed from 40K so your greiving family cant use them and noone wants to buy them.

I wish for a hearse

**nomsheep**

Granted but you're riding in the back.

I wish sheep would take over earth.

Nom

**master of ordinance**

Granted. Have you ever seen Black Sheep?

I wish for a Liliana of the Veil card

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. Through some freak accident, the art is smudged, there's frays on the edge of the card, and you can barely read any of the descriptions. Oh, and Lilianna is now banned due to other gamers whining about how OP she is.
I wish I could ride on a pet T. Rex to school every day.

**captain collius**

Granted. he eats you.
I wish for hippopotomi SP? to follow my psychic commands

**liquidjoshi**

Granted. The only psychic command you know is "rip me apart slowly, limb from limb".

I wish not to make a wish.

**nomsheep**

Denied,

I wish for moar foodz.

Nom

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. The heavens open up, and from the skies, flaming lemons are unleashed, causing untold destruction upon humanity.
I wish I had photographic memory.

**nomsheep**

Granted, but that is now the only function your brain can perform.

I wish I could find the dragonlance books.

Nom

**captain collius**

Granted I have them

I wish for a brilliant insight into how to play my skaven in WHFB

**nomsheep**

Granted, but I'm so hungry I eat your skaven making your tactics useless.

I wish I wasn't replying to threads just to try and stay awake.

Nom

**marmaduke**

granted but its all poisened.

i wish for zombies to be real

**Castiel**

Granted. You are the first to die, and are eaten so thoroughly that you cannot resurrect.

I wish for a Cygnar Battlebox.

**liquidjoshi**

Ok. It explodes.

I wish for explosives.

**captain collius**

granted they explode

I wish for a gyro.

**grayshadow87**

Granted, but it's made of tainted human flesh infected with turbo necrotizing fascitis. Enjoy rotting from the stomach up.

I wish for more cowbell.

**master of ordinance**

Granted. The world is now over run with dutchmen carrying cowbells

I wish for a chance

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. You waste your chance to win the lottery playing arcade Guitar Hero.

I wish for my sanity to go farther away.

**Private_Joker**

Granted. You go so insane that you decide jumping off a cliff onto jagged rocks will appease the dark gods.

I wish for an IRL ignore button.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. It also self destructs with any kind of contact.

I wish for my goldfish bowl brain to also have an inbuilt toaster function.