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**liquidjoshi**

Granted. It shorts out in an anti-climactic fashion.

I wish Tau could curb stomp orks in cc.

**Capitansolstice**

Granted, the orks somehow learn how to shoot tau guns and end up sniping the whole universe to death

I wish for peace

**Squidmanlolz**

Capitansolstice wrote:Granted, the orks somehow learn how to shoot tau guns and end up sniping the whole universe to death

I wish for peace

Granted, the peace is forged through a hundred year nuclear war.

I wish for an R2D2 xbox

**Private_Joker**

Granted but it makes loud beeping and whining noises.

I wish there was no such thing as pop music. Also for that matter boy bands.

**liquidjoshi**

Ok. It is replaced by the unending whine of Dial-up.

I wish it would stop raining.

**Shadowbrand**

It stops raining for a decade. Everyone dies of thirst in the scorching sun.

I wish all the bronies were gone.

**marmaduke**

granted but it turns on and boils all the water out. so you die.

i wish i could type faster

**TheRobotLol**

Granted. So fast your keyboard breakes and explodes everywhere in a shower of keys.

I wish for a chicken sandwich, and fast.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. A fat plumber by the name of Clarence walks by you, holding up a chicken sandwich. Before you can make your claim, he begins eating it, and continues to walk away.
I wish my backpack could hold things without being so heavy.

**grayshadow87**

Granted, but when you pull things out of it they are infested with black widows, which is a fact you discover when biting into a sandwich you had stored in it.

I wish that my hair was a few inches shorter.

**liquidjoshi**

It's length is reduced by fire. To your head.

I wish everyone spoke by Trololol.

**Chuck Norris**

Everyone does, and as a direct result, exterminatus is declared on earth by a join discussion of world leaders. How they discussed it we will never know...

I wish I could be a pony from my little pony: friendship is magic

**TheRobotLol**

Granted. However you are hunted down and eliminated by the APS (Anti pony squad)

I wish for a good movie.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. You can't see it, as you're in a coma.

I wish for Waffles.

**Chuck Norris**

They're heretical waffles and you're hunted down and executed for owning them

I wish I was a dinosaur

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. You're a fossil in the British Museum.

I wish for ASDF movie to be real.

**liquidjoshi**

Granted. "I like trains".

I wish I didn't like trains.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. I like Trains.

I wish that my sanity was intact.

**Big Mek Dattrukk**

Granted. you realize with your intact sanity that you really REALLY like trains...

I wish Flash gitz were worth their points value

**liquidjoshi**

They are. But are removed from the codex.

I wish WW2 had never happened.

**grayshadow87**

Granted. Instead, Europe War I happens, which is a direct result of Hitler invading Belgium before moving on to attack Poland and other countries.

I wish I wasn't so indecisive.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. You stick to your first option, even though most of those decisions are bad ones.
I wish I had bionic legs.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. They aren't made of stainless steel, and rust when it rains.

I wish I were attractive to the opposite gender.

**captain collius**

granted you are attractive to to women in a rainforest dwelling tribe in brazil good luck getting there.

What if i could find a working Tardis.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Not a wish. The entire of space and time implodes on you, crushing you forever. Everyone else is in a parallel universe with attractive women and loose laws. And eternal youth.

I wish for good luck for my entrance exams in a week

**Deadshot**

Granted but exams aren't based on luck. You fail and go back to your school where you are beat to death for being the nerd who (tried) to transfer.

I wish for a real working Tardis.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. You are stuck forever in the title sequence of Doctor Who, and slowly starve.

I wish for my life to be worth living.

**captain collius**

granted.

i wish for the ability to seduce any woman at anytime with no consequences

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. The first one is carrying Cholera, with rather unfortunate consequences when you try to reproduce.

I wish for a piece of cardboard that is cut into the shape of a death ray so I can go "PEW PEW PEW!" all day long.

**captain collius**

granted they give it to you right after you arrive at the mental instiution.

what if Blap actually got sent to said instituition