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**Deadshot**

No wish. You become the skull in your own Avatar and are killed because you are a member of the Unforgiven and the Ordo Hereticus doesn't like the DFA anymore

**BlapBlapBlap**

NO WISH!

I wish for FIRE!

**Castiel**

Granted, you are burnt to death by the SoB.

I wish for more houmous.

**Big Mek Dattrukk**

granted. you drown in it.

I wish to be able to pull exact change for whatever i wish to purchase from my pocket any time, any where without fail.

**grayshadow87**

Granted, but the economy shortly thereafter collapses and reverts to the barter system, leaving your ability to pull worthless bits of paper and only slightly more valuable bits of metal out of your pocket fairly useless.

(Riffing off of your wish, and assuming yours has been granted) I wish I had the ability to pull the exact item people wish to barter for from an extra-dimensional space in my pocket.

**liquidjoshi**

Ok. That extra dimensional space? a black hole. Have fun!

I wish for a trained Hydra.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. Suddenly, everybody else gets Cerberus and a Manticore.

I wish for Witch Hunter Tyrus to be in 28mm Heroic Scale

**grayshadow87**

Granted, but it costs precisely $1,000,000,000,000 (due to shipping and handling costs, plus "miscellaneous fees").

I wish for a big chunk of ice to block the street by my house so I can stare at people who are staring at the giant ice block that won't melt.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. The next day, the sun's ray pierce through the Earth's ozone layer, and the block of ice melts. Your neighborhood is suddenly plagued by flash flooding.
I wish I had a Panzer II tank to drive to school and back.

**master of ordinance**

Granted. you get into an argument with me that ends in me shooting your PZKW 2 with my Jagdpanther.

I wish for more blood

**grayshadow87**

Granted. Unfortunately, you didn't wish for a body big enough to contain it, so your veins, eyes, and ears explode in a gout of blood.

I wish I only had to breathe once every twenty-four hours.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. The air around you becomes very toxic.
I wish I could get this paper done during the weekend.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. You get a U on it.

I wish I were completely crazy.

**grayshadow87**

Granted, but everyone else goes totally crazy too, so you fit the new definition of sanity.

I wish I had an Amaretto sour right now.

**marmaduke**

Granted but you eat it and its laced with cyanide

i wish we knew what happened after you died. without having to die

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. You're stuck in that trace of thought forever.

I WISH THAT I WAS THE TURKEY ALL ALONG!

**TheRobotLol**

Granted. You then get eaten.

I wish for LEERDAMMER CHEESE.

**master of ordinance**

Granted. You leave it on the radiater and it melts and turns into Grey Knights

I wish for more blood to drink

**captain collius**

granted its infected and turns you into gollum.

I wish for the sundresses to be out today.

**master of ordinance**

Granted. you are burned by their rays and die of the resulting skin cancer

I wish for my mother to stop being a health nut.

**Castiel**

Granted, she becomes ridiculously overweight, resulting in everyone making "Yo mama's so fat.." jokes about her. She eventually becomes an internet meme for it, leading you to die from shame.

I wish that I didn't have to wait for my Cygnar battlebox to arrive.

**grayshadow87**

Granted. It shows up, but it is missing most of the pieces.

I wish that I had a set of precursor knights for my Cygnar army. (P.S. It's great to see a new Cygnar player).

**Big Mek Dattrukk**

Granted. unfortunatly you got them off of ebay and the previous owner, not liking the paint job, put so much paint on them that they are now nothing more than bowling ball sized spheres of pink and orange.

I wish i could remember to wish without editing.

**Wardragoon**

Wish granted, but you are using Dial Up internet,

I wish people would stop talking to me about my little pony

**Castiel**

Granted, they start talking to you about their little ponies instead.

I wish for more spotify minutes without having to pay for them

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. Every playlist is deleted, you're stuck offline and the Radio only plays Glee.

I wish for Minecraft Skillz :3

**TheRobotLol**

Granted. Too much skillz. Everyone teams up to horribly kill you in your sleep with dynamite.

I wish for cheddar grey knights.

**liquidjoshi**

Ok. They melt in the sun, going soft and squidgy, resulting in an army of "The Scream" marines.

I wish for more LEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKINS! Moments.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. Everyone gets sick of "LEEROOOOOOOOY JENKINS!" and it soon goes extinct.
I wish I could stop time.

**Big Mek Dattrukk**

Granted. you are unable to restart it, and are affected by the stop. congratulations on ending the universe.

I wish Dr. Temujin forgets how to stop time before he does.