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2026: Games Played:7/Models Bought:31/Sold:0/Painted:96
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-sigh- I miss my Soul. I've only ever owned 1 new car, and she died with only 8000 miles. -cries a single, manly tear- Seriously, those things run on Time Lord technology; they're bigger on the inside.
Jon
Dakka's No.1 Official Topic Stopper!
zombiegleemax wrote: You know you qualify as artillery when it's more effective to use divination magic to locate your targets than a Spot check.
My wife has proven that Kia minivans can survive repeatedly sideswiping curbs.
Repeatedly.
The same curbs
Day after day.
God help the zombies. She'll wack thousands and not even know it.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
I was prepared to hate it, but those pants convinced me otherwise.
I mean, how can one hate someone dancing in hammer pants?
You can't.
It's a law or something.
The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog
Waaagh_Gonads wrote:Could there be any better way to sell a car?
So it starts off with Robots kicking the gak out of each other (I guess humanity has made AI smart enough that they revolted and destroyed there human overlords) in some sweet post-apocalyptic world, wow this is the
COOLEST AD EVER!!! Then the Kia comes, well it is a car commercial so that's kind of expected then some Hamster furries in gangster clothing come out of the car? Okay what the feth, seriously what the feth. Robots
now is your time to redeem this ad (before it becomes a stinker) you know the drill "kill all living things". But instead the robots just stand there as the sickly rodent human hybrids flip on some ear rape of a tune and
start dancing, okay it's gone to the point of no return the only thing worse would be if the robots started dancing to the song (although calling it that would be too much of an insult to the word). OH MY GOD THE
ROBOT'S ARE DOING HIP-HOP DANCING?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WHY!?! What a steaming pile of rancid gak! In conclusion, it feels like a relationship with a transvestite really hot at first until you find out later that
Waaagh_Gonads wrote:Could there be any better way to sell a car?
So it starts off with Robots kicking the gak out of each other (I guess humanity has made AI smart enough that they revolted and destroyed there human overlords) in some sweet post-apocalyptic world, wow this is the
COOLEST AD EVER!!! Then the Kia comes, well it is a car commercial so that's kind of expected then some Hamster furries in gangster clothing come out of the car? Okay what the feth, seriously what the feth. Robots
now is your time to redeem this ad (before it becomes a stinker) you know the drill "kill all living things". But instead the robots just stand there as the sickly rodent human hybrids flip on some ear rape of a tune and
start dancing, okay it's gone to the point of no return the only thing worse would be if the robots started dancing to the song (although calling it that would be too much of an insult to the word). OH MY GOD THE
ROBOT'S ARE DOING HIP-HOP DANCING?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WHY!?! What a steaming pile of rancid gak! In conclusion, it feels like a relationship with a transvestite really hot at first until you find out later that
you dated a man.
Jon
Dakka's No.1 Official Topic Stopper!
zombiegleemax wrote: You know you qualify as artillery when it's more effective to use divination magic to locate your targets than a Spot check.
Waaagh_Gonads wrote:Could there be any better way to sell a car?
So it starts off with Robots kicking the gak out of each other (I guess humanity has made AI smart enough that they revolted and destroyed there human overlords) in some sweet post-apocalyptic world, wow this is the
COOLEST AD EVER!!! Then the Kia comes, well it is a car commercial so that's kind of expected then some Hamster furries in gangster clothing come out of the car? Okay what the feth, seriously what the feth. Robots
now is your time to redeem this ad (before it becomes a stinker) you know the drill "kill all living things". But instead the robots just stand there as the sickly rodent human hybrids flip on some ear rape of a tune and
start dancing, okay it's gone to the point of no return the only thing worse would be if the robots started dancing to the song (although calling it that would be too much of an insult to the word). OH MY GOD THE
ROBOT'S ARE DOING HIP-HOP DANCING?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WHY!?! What a steaming pile of rancid gak! In conclusion, it feels like a relationship with a transvestite really hot at first until you find out later that
you dated a man.
Jon
Love that movie. Also I don't mean any offense to those who did in fact enjoy the ad, while those were my thoughts I conveyed in a deliberately exaggerated manner.
Love that movie. Also I don't mean any offense to those who did in fact enjoy the ad, while those were my thoughts I conveyed in a deliberately exaggerated manner.
No offense taken, just throwing out my own views in a slightly sarcastic manner. To each their own.
Jon
Dakka's No.1 Official Topic Stopper!
zombiegleemax wrote: You know you qualify as artillery when it's more effective to use divination magic to locate your targets than a Spot check.
Waaagh_Gonads wrote:Could there be any better way to sell a car?
To me there is.
Let's say you spend a ton of money airing a commercial about your new car. Great, now you've got about 1 min to explain to me why I should buy this car...
... yep, didn't convince me.
But I guess that just makes me a cynical car enthusiast doesn't it?
I saw this ad yesterday in the theater. Me and my brother were like "What the hell is this?" *Hamsters show up in Kia* "...kill me"
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Maybe you hang out with immature women. Maybe you're attracted to immature women because you think they'll let you shpadoink them.
Easy to make jokes at small car makers I know but some of the Kia's they sell in Korea are a world away from the stuff that comes over to the west. I think some of their new stuff has pretty much caught up with the Jap cars, Hyundai at least (who actually own Kia).
I've hired one of these a couple of times (a Forte), it drives quite well and is quite nippy, they even provide the women and have them sat on the bonnet while you are driving around..
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Pacific wrote:Easy to make jokes at small car makers I know but some of the Kia's they sell in Korea are a world away from the stuff that comes over to the west. I think some of their new stuff has pretty much caught up with the Jap cars, Hyundai at least (who actually own Kia).
I've hired one of these a couple of times (a Forte), it drives quite well and is quite nippy, they even provide the women and have them sat on the bonnet while you are driving around..
I'll be honest here, it'd have been better if it the music had started as "Everybody dance now!"
The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog
Melissia wrote:I'll be honest here, it'd have been better if it the music had started as "Everybody dance now!"
I have to agree.
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation