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Uggh. That's just nasty. Oh well since they are dominant they keep us as pets. Dialogue from the new world

Crab 1:"Man, last night was wicked!!!"
Crab 2:*sigh* "not really"
Crab 1: "Dude, why do you have to be a downbuz all the time"
Crab 2: "You just don't understand man. Things got a little wierd and then i caught humans of this other crab"
Crab 1: ...
Crab 1:
(man that is messed up)


I wish that this would NEVER EVER HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whatsoever

Granted. A crab can never catch humans from another crab.

I wish for some fresh Chesapeake bay Crab cakes.

you have some crab cakes. spoiled crab cakes that have been left out in the rain.

I wish that sugary donuts didn't leave white powder all over the place.

Granted. inmstead they leave sticky white fluid all over the place. you decide not to eat them anymore.

I wish that this institution of friendship through the hobby of modeling would help to further the betterment of international relationships between such countries as Mars and Area 51.

Granted. It does further the relationships for awhile but due to translation errors while reading all of the griping on Dakka Mars is offended and, MARS ATTTACKS!

I wish I had drank one less drink than I did last night.

Granted, but you suffer from a hangover regardless.

I wish I could have the remote from "Click"

Don't we all?
Granted. You have the remote. But the batteries are dead.

I wish I wasnt sleepy right now.

Granted. You arent' sleepy, instead you are hyper like a chipmunk on a sugar rush, and cannot settle on anything.

I wish that I could figure out the things I'm actually into without being such a lemming.

Granted. You know exactly what you are into. Because you are now a lemming. And everybodys headin that way.

I wish spray primer smelled like air freshener.

Granted. It does. It smells like an air freshener that is made to smell just like spray primer.

I wish my cats were not fighting with each other.

Granted. They are fighting you instead.

I wish my cat would go to sleep.

Granted. Your cat goes to sleep, but it waits until you are in the middle of a Warhammer game and goes to sleep in the middle of your board. It knocks over half your army in the process.

I wish games workshop made more shades of purple.

Granted however this replaces their extensive range of other paints. purple models just aren't as cool anymore no matter the shade.

I wish that NZ had cheaper prices than the rest of the world.

Granted. NZ is the bargain basement of the planet. Multitudes flock there for bargains galore. Soon NZ is overrun and over crowded and Peter Jackson makes his films somewhere else.

I wish the trash took itself out.

Granted however after several days of this it does not like to be crushed and compacted and so forms a good union and starts to get 99% of days off. Now it ony takes itself out on a thursday afternoon every 5 years.

I wish that I had a good union.

Granted. Your union is awesome, and your company moves all of its operations to Taiwan.

I wish that Gotrek & Felix was a weekly TV show.

Granted, but its time slot is up against another good show you like, and you are unable to find reruns online.

I wish that I had another couple weeks off work.

Granted, but it is because you just gave birth to sextuplets.

I wish my Playstation 3 was backwards compatable.

Granted. Your PS3 is backwards compatible. But all of the older games look like gak compared to the new ones.

I wish for the truth.

Granted however the truth is uterly unbearable especially when you realise that creation is a lie. *gasp* how could it ever?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I wish that I had a pair of creationists standing right next to me so I could argue with them.

Granted. You are now to argue until the day you die over the properties of tofu.

I wish Daft Punk was playing at my house (at my house).

Granted, but they are playing so loud that even your furniture is bleeding and you can no longer hear.

I wish i had some choclate

granted, you have chocolate. baking chocolate, very bitter, not really what you had in mind I bet. (95% cocoa, no added sugar).

I wish for supper to already be cooked when I get home.

Granted. Your supper is cooked. All you have to do is drive across town to the chinese place and pick it up.

I wish vacations didnt seem so short.

Granted now they seem like a loop you seem to remember having dione this wish before though or was that yesterday anyway it is rathger confusing. Not to mention doing the same things over and oiver gets dead boring.

I wish that I could be bothered to write a more intelligent answer to your last wish well at least better.

Granted. You are the wishmaster. You live in a lamp.

I wish it was time for Cold Wars already.

Granted. But Russia wins. *angry sarcasm* Thanks alot!

I wish that I was a succsesful movie Director/writer/produce
(I will be,but I want it to happen! So many good ideas...)

Granted. But your projects all get stuck in turnaround forever.

I wish it was time for the Cold Wars Convention already. (HMGS.org)

Granted but nobody cares to turn up. Just you and the cleaner.

I wish thatthe cleaner was actually Batman!!!!!!!!!!!

Granted. Batman is the cleaner. The streets are safe again for criminals and arch villains as batman mops and waxes.

I wish I had a brain.