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2011/01/17 22:49:27
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Soladrin wrote:Melissia wrote:corpsesarefun wrote:Melissia wrote:Dunno, twenty three months seems kinda short for a relationship, but then the fact htat my parents have been married for more than thirty years probably biases me.
Almost 2 years is a vast amount of time for a relationship
Err, no?
We live sixty to eighty years these days. A relationship taking up merely 1/40th of your lifespan is pretty short.
It's kind of hard to have thirty year relation if your 21.
Have you been near any sand lately...? 
She keeps a stash of sand ready for any times she is, by some freak accident, not irritated
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2011/01/17 22:50:00
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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Dunno, still seems short even for that. Maybe I'm just around way too many people with long-term relationships here. Automatically Appended Next Post: corpsesarefun wrote:She keeps a stash of sand ready for any times she is, by some freak accident, not irritated
That's not sand. That's the ground up remains of my former life.
You really don't want to know.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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2011/01/17 22:52:28
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Melissia, I don't know if your really a bitter woman or anything, but, cheer up ^^ Your adding a lot of fun to for us at least 
That counts for something.. right? ._.
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2011/01/17 22:52:56
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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Two years is a pretty long time to date someone.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
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2011/01/17 22:55:54
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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If someone is 20 then 2 years in a relationship is one tenth of their lifespan, it is a large amount.
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2011/01/17 22:56:31
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Jinking Ravenwing Land Speeder Pilot
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Lord-Loss wrote:Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote: And if you're using the "people are stupid" argument, you are a person too... but I don't think you're stupid. I know it's frustrating to have people saying things that sound ignorant to you, but there's a good chance they're saying it from personal experience so you can't expect much more.
I'm not directing this at Melissia but I often get irritated on Dakka when I see people say things like "Wow, people at my school are so stupid", "my town is full of stupid people" etc. Some people seem to think they're superior to other people in their real life and have some kind of elitist attitude. It really just silly and childish, can't really understand why you'd think you're better then anyone else.
Everyone is stupid. I'm nobody and nobody is perfect 
Just kidding, I'm as dumb as everyone else.
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2011/01/17 22:56:36
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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Soladrin wrote:Melissia, I don't know if your really a bitter woman or anything, but, cheer up ^^ Your adding a lot of fun to for us at least
That counts for something.. right? ._.
Dunno, I almost always just have fun on these forums.
People just assume I'm angry about everything.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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2011/01/17 22:58:10
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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You know when cats pull off a moths wings and watch it squirm?
Melissia is the cat.
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2011/01/17 23:00:41
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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corpsesarefun wrote:You know when cats pull off a moths wings and watch it squirm?
Melissia is the cat.
... That was creepy and true a the same time. I'm going to go cry in a corner now....
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2011/01/17 23:02:05
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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But your not a moth! your a monkey!
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2011/01/17 23:02:32
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I probably should stop being cruel to melissia...
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2011/01/17 23:03:24
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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Thing is, cats only play with their food when they're not hungry. Keep a cat hungry and they'll just eat their food.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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2011/01/17 23:03:47
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Melissia wrote:Thing is, cats only play with their food when they're not hungry. Keep a cat hungry and they'll just eat their food.
So you are saying you need to eat less?
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2011/01/17 23:03:57
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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Melissia wrote:Thing is, cats only play with their food when they're not hungry. Keep a cat hungry and they'll just eat their food.
You heard it here, folks.
Keep that pussy stuffed.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
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2011/01/17 23:04:11
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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My cat plays with it's own poo >_> Like, it poops in the litterbox, and then does everything it can to get it out >_>
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2011/01/17 23:04:44
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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No, I was talking about cats.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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2011/01/17 23:05:07
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Courageous Silver Helm
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Monster Rain wrote:Melissia wrote:Thing is, cats only play with their food when they're not hungry. Keep a cat hungry and they'll just eat their food.
You heard it here, folks.
Keep that pussy stuffed.
Somebody had to say it. 
Soladrin wrote:My cat plays with it's own poo >_> Like, it poops in the litterbox, and then does everything it can to get it out >_>
You have a very odd cat, I'm afraid.
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2011/01/17 23:05:12
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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Soladrin wrote:My cat plays with it's own poo >_> Like, it poops in the litterbox, and then does everything it can to get it out >_>
Dogs eat their own poo.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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2011/01/17 23:05:30
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Melissia wrote:No, I was talking about cats.
Ah you were saying my cat analogy fails because cats can be pleasant at times
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2011/01/17 23:06:00
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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Misguidance wrote:Monster Rain wrote:Melissia wrote:Thing is, cats only play with their food when they're not hungry. Keep a cat hungry and they'll just eat their food.
You heard it here, folks.
Keep that pussy stuffed.
Somebody had to say it.
I've had a sadly small amount of time to post lately.
I'm just glad I was in the right place at the right time.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
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2011/01/17 23:06:17
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Soladrin wrote:My cat plays with it's own poo >_> Like, it poops in the litterbox, and then does everything it can to get it out >_>
Your cats are strange. Mine just play fetch and tackle eachother at 1 in the morning.
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2011/01/17 23:06:46
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Courageous Silver Helm
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Monster Rain wrote:Misguidance wrote:Monster Rain wrote:Melissia wrote:Thing is, cats only play with their food when they're not hungry. Keep a cat hungry and they'll just eat their food.
You heard it here, folks.
Keep that pussy stuffed.
Somebody had to say it.
I've had a sadly small amount of time to post lately.
I'm just glad I was in the right place at the right time.
Truly, the god of the Internet were smiling on you today. 
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I have recently been diagnosed with swelling in the brain, so please excuse spelling mistakes and faulty sentences. I am losing my ability to type and talk effectively, but dammit, that is not going to stop me from trying. |
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2011/01/17 23:12:00
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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chowderhead13 wrote:Soladrin wrote:My cat plays with it's own poo >_> Like, it poops in the litterbox, and then does everything it can to get it out >_>
Your cats are strange. Mine just play fetch and tackle eachother at 1 in the morning.
Mine is currently acting cute to get me to open a door, apparently it has learned to abuse it's cuteness. Whenever it wants a door open, he flops down in front of it and starts rolling around and making weird noises till someone opens it.
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2011/01/17 23:12:13
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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corpsesarefun wrote:Melissia wrote:No, I was talking about cats.
Ah you were saying my cat analogy fails because cats can be pleasant at times
No, I'm saying I was ignoring your cat analogy in favor of a more interesting topic ^.^
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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2011/01/17 23:13:12
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Melissia wrote:corpsesarefun wrote:Melissia wrote:No, I was talking about cats.
Ah you were saying my cat analogy fails because cats can be pleasant at times
No, I'm saying I was ignoring your cat analogy in favor of a more interesting topic ^.^
Truely a master of the OT.
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2011/01/18 00:08:58
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Soladrin wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Soladrin wrote:My cat plays with it's own poo >_> Like, it poops in the litterbox, and then does everything it can to get it out >_>
Your cats are strange. Mine just play fetch and tackle eachother at 1 in the morning.
Mine is currently acting cute to get me to open a door, apparently it has learned to abuse it's cuteness. Whenever it wants a door open, he flops down in front of it and starts rolling around and making weird noises till someone opens it.
My cats just walk up to you and scream in your ear with the ear-piercing kitten meow. Or flop and squirm.
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2011/01/18 00:18:15
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
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I use to throw my cats around because they'd make this silly SQUEAK!! noise when they flew through the air. And I wonder why they're so slowed.
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2011/01/18 00:18:55
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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DickBandit wrote:I use to throw my cats around because they'd make this silly SQUEAK!! noise when they flew through the air. And I wonder why they're so slowed.
This may be a stupid question, but how did your cats fly?
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/01/18 00:26:00
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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chowderhead13 wrote:DickBandit wrote:I use to throw my cats around because they'd make this silly SQUEAK!! noise when they flew through the air. And I wonder why they're so slowed.
This may be a stupid question, but how did your cats fly?
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2011/01/18 00:43:05
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I don't like where this topic is going; this is the internet, we're on a male-dominated forum, on a thread talking about opposite genders, and the current topic is cats...
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