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Bah, but arguing with me is fun! Because you know you're in for a long, hard ride.

Oh wait, that sounded dirty.

edit: I think I might be sick, normally I'd never make these kinds of jokes. Great timing, my first class is tomorrow, I can give everyone a gift of this whateverthefeth illness I've caught, in honor of Papa Nurgle.

Melissia wrote:Thirteen year olds know nothing about the dangers of the world. Nevermind that back then the internet was pretty new.

this comment reminds me of the comment on youtube "I'm 12 years old and I don't know what this is" when someone from /b/ hacked an account and uploaded tons of porn.

Melissia wrote:Bah, but arguing with me is fun! Because you know you're in for a long, hard ride.

Oh wait, that sounded dirty.

It's ok, I'm not into that sort of thing.

Melissia wrote:Bah, but arguing with me is fun! Because you know you're in for a long, hard ride.

Oh wait, that sounded dirty.

Just don't make us call you mistress.

Yup, I've faced these double standards before too. Some of my ex's friends (¬¬) spent a good few years abbusing me for no bloody reason, but I remained passive to it, but when I split with the girl, I finally said what I thought of them. Pft and people slagged me for doing that. Eugh...whatever, later when I kicked one of them in the face was quite satisfying (hmph, she had done worse to me, plus she was 18). Um...I think that my point is that if you allow woman to abuse you and not react to that in turn all your life, then people are going to have this sexist attitude towards you when you do finally break.¬¬

Melissia wrote:Bah, but arguing with me is fun! Because you know you're in for A TROUBLESOME ARGUMENT.

There, I think it sex-proof now.

Not necessarily.

For some couples, argument = lots of hot, energetic hate sex.

Melissia wrote:Not necessarily.

For some couples, argument = lots of hot, energetic hate sex.

You're making this a lot harder than it needs to be!!

...oh wait.

Calm it you two Private message eachother or something.

Mhm. I actually have semi-internet relationship. I've been with her for 2 years, the first year was just normal relationship, but she moved to zwitserland over a year ago, so I only see her for a month and then she's home for 2 :(

But! she's coming back for good this summer ^^

And yes, men can be that Loyal.

Soladrin wrote:
And yes, men can be that Loyal.

Of course we can. The idea that men are incapable of loyalty is as stupid as the idea that all women want to settle down and have babies.

Trust me, whenever I tell this to someone who doesn't know me (so in a bar or something) they look at me as if I'm joking (which makes me want to punch them) and some outright don't believe me :\

Sucks, doesn't it? :(

Yea, though I have punched a guy in bar for it once, some guy (read drunk moron) actually started spouting crap about how he thought I was like him and didn't care about anything other then sex.

They stopped me when I grabbed the barstool :(

Good thing, everyone there knows me, and after hearing the full story, they kicked the guy out permanently and I got a free beer

I'll tell you what sucks!


Vacuums!


I love it when a girl asks me how many girls I've slept with. I always laugh, and make them guess. I guess I come off as a guy that's always sleeping around with everyone...

The best ones are. The worst ones are like a local radio jockey who tries to argue that it's okay for men to cheat because of a biological imperative, but if women do it they're cheating whores.

Because you know, nature doesn't draw women to find the best and most physically and personality-wise attractive men to father their babies.

I'm for quality, not quantity. I've had 2 relationships, the previous one: 23 months, this one: 25 and going :3

Also the only two I've shpadoinked. This isn't bragging, cause then it should be a bigger number, right?

Dunno, twenty three months seems kinda short for a relationship, but then the fact htat my parents have been married for more than thirty years probably biases me.

Melissia wrote:Dunno, twenty three months seems kinda short for a relationship, but then the fact htat my parents have been married for more than thirty years probably biases me.

Almost 2 years is a vast amount of time for a relationship, how long was yours melissia?

I'm 21, so give me a break, I don't have that many years to work with here.

Melissia wrote:Dunno, twenty three months seems kinda short for a relationship, but then the fact htat my parents have been married for more than thirty years probably biases me.

My parents were together nearly 30 years. My longest relationship has been 7 years, and the best one was 3 years (unfortunately he died in an accident.)

Still, 23 months is a good start. Better than the '3-months-and-engaged-and-pregnant' ones I keep seeing on daytime talk shows (which are of course the best place to see healthy relationships, obv.)

DickBandit wrote:


I love it when a girl asks me how many girls I've slept with.

Just say "More then you", always shuts them up.

Lord-Loss wrote:

DickBandit wrote:


I love it when a girl asks me how many girls I've slept with.

Just say "More then you", always shuts them up.

One day, one of them will say 'I doubt that.' And then it will be very awkward or incredibly hot, depending.

Lord-Loss wrote:

DickBandit wrote:


I love it when a girl asks me how many girls I've slept with.

Just say "More then you", always shuts them up.

Heh, not in the case of one girl I dated for a while...

The 23 month one ended quite badly, neurotic womenz are scary >_>.... she was a goth model though... damn you universe.

Anyway, after more then 2 years with my current girlfriend, not a bit of the sparkle has left us. It still amazes how well this is going, we never have fights, because we just talk it out before anything can escalate.

Lord-Loss wrote:

DickBandit wrote:


I love it when a girl asks me how many girls I've slept with.

Just say "More then you", always shuts them up.

And makes you look like a smartarse at best, womaniser at worst.

Lord-Loss wrote:

DickBandit wrote:


I love it when a girl asks me how many girls I've slept with.

Just say "More then you", always shuts them up.

The first guess always seems to be 5.

I'm not sure if that's a good thing.

corpsesarefun wrote:

Melissia wrote:Dunno, twenty three months seems kinda short for a relationship, but then the fact htat my parents have been married for more than thirty years probably biases me.

Almost 2 years is a vast amount of time for a relationship

Err, no?

We live sixty to eighty years these days. A relationship taking up merely 1/40th of your lifespan is pretty short.


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corpsesarefun wrote:

Lord-Loss wrote:

DickBandit wrote:


I love it when a girl asks me how many girls I've slept with.

Just say "More then you", always shuts them up.

And makes you look like a smartarse at best, womaniser at worst.

No no no, the witty thing to say is "less than you".

Melissia wrote:

corpsesarefun wrote:

Melissia wrote:Dunno, twenty three months seems kinda short for a relationship, but then the fact htat my parents have been married for more than thirty years probably biases me.

Almost 2 years is a vast amount of time for a relationship

Err, no?

We live sixty to eighty years these days. A relationship taking up merely 1/40th of your lifespan is pretty short.

Not if you're talking about people who are vastly under that. For a 20-year-old, 2 years is about half of their mature life so far. And that's pretty good.

Melissia wrote:

corpsesarefun wrote:

Melissia wrote:Dunno, twenty three months seems kinda short for a relationship, but then the fact htat my parents have been married for more than thirty years probably biases me.

Almost 2 years is a vast amount of time for a relationship

Err, no?

We live sixty to eighty years these days. A relationship taking up merely 1/40th of your lifespan is pretty short.

It's kind of hard to have thirty year relation if your 21.

Have you been near any sand lately...?