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2011/04/21 10:38:44
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Shroomin Brain Boy
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maybe because it was his first post here^^
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2011/04/21 11:51:48
Subject: Re:40k quotes that never existed.
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Ferocious Black Templar Castellan
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Mirror, mirror on the wall, who in the land is fairest of all?
CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
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For thirteen years I had a dog with fur the darkest black. For thirteen years he was my friend, oh how I want him back. |
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2011/04/21 13:27:03
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Kovnik
Bristol
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Guardsmen: So if you Orkz are made for fighting and winning, what do you think us guardsmen are for?
Ork: Standin' and dyin'.
Guardsmen: Oh... How did you guess?
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Nerivant wrote:The Custodes are the reason Draigo is staying in the Warp.
ObliviousBlueCaboose wrote:I cant wait until i team up with a cron player an kill a land raider with a lasgun.
Black Templars- Nothing makes you manly like unalterable AV 14! |
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2011/04/21 13:43:13
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Smokin' Skorcha Driver
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Chaos Lord Gir wrote:Guardsmen: So if you Orkz are made for fighting and winning, what do you think us guardsmen are for?
Ork: Standin' and dyin'.
Guardsmen: Oh... How did you guess?
Kroot: And us?
Ork: Eatin fings even WE wont eat!
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"Friglatt Tinks e's da 'unce and futor git, but i knows better. i put dat part in when i fixed im up after dat first scrap wid does scrawn pointy ears and does pinkies." Dok chopanblok to Big Mek Dattrukk.
Victories against:  2  2  1 1 1  2  3  1  2
Died havin fun wid: 3  2 1  4 2 2 2  5 1
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2011/04/21 13:46:59
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Ork Admiral Kroozin Da Kosmos on Da Hulk
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Inquisitor Coteaz: CREEEEEEEEED!
*orders to fire at a random rock lying on the ground, a baneblade appears when the dust settles*
Lord Kastellan Creed: COTEAAAAAAZ!
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7 Ork facts people always get wrong:
Ragnar did not win against Thrakka, but suffered two crushing defeats within a few days of each other.
A lasgun is powerful enough to sever an ork's appendage or head in a single, well aimed shot.
Orks meks have a better understanding of electrics and mechanics than most Tech Priests.
Orks actually do not think that purple makes them harder to see. The joke was made canon by Alex Stewart's Caphias Cain books.
Gharkull Blackfang did not even come close to killing the emperor.
Orks can be corrupted by chaos, but few of them have any interest in what chaos offers.
Orks do not have the power of believe. |
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2011/04/22 22:17:59
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Necron Lord: Guess who's back? Back again?
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DR:90S+G+M++B++I+Pw40k00#-D+A++/mWD292R+T(M)DM+
FW Epic Bunker: £97,871.35. Overpriced at all?
Black Legion 8th Grand Company
Cadian XV Airborne "Flying Fifteens"
 Order of the Ebon Chalice
Relictors 3rd Company |
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2011/04/22 22:42:12
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Liche Priest Hierophant
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Big Mek Dattrukk wrote:Chaos Lord Gir wrote:Guardsmen: So if you Orkz are made for fighting and winning, what do you think us guardsmen are for?
Ork: Standin' and dyin'.
Guardsmen: Oh... How did you guess?
Kroot: And us?
Ork: Eatin fings even WE wont eat!
Daemon: and us?
Orks: ta scare da livin  outa us
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2011/04/22 23:15:11
Subject: Re:40k quotes that never existed.
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Fixture of Dakka
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space marines:
ta give us a good an' propa fite.
tau:
ta give us all dose dakka shootaz.
tyranids:
ta eet stuff even kroot won' eet!
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DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+
JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. |
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