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Dante: "I am Commander Dante, Chapter Master of the Blood Angels, fear me, for I am the oldest and most experienced Space Marine alive!"
Bjorn: "Are you sure of that? Last time I looked, you weren't around during the Heresy."
Dante: At least I'm not confined to a glorified metal box for all eternity! *snigger*
Bjorn: "Do you have Eternal Warrior?"
Dante: "No, why?"
Bjorn: *Dreadnought-fisty sounds*
That...That made my day!
Commissar: I wonder what came first, the Gretchin or the Ork?
Guardsmen: The question seems irrelavent Sir, they've just looted our Chimera...
Nerivant wrote:The Custodes are the reason Draigo is staying in the Warp.
ObliviousBlueCaboose wrote:I cant wait until i team up with a cron player an kill a land raider with a lasgun.
Black Templars- Nothing makes you manly like unalterable AV 14!
"Oi, Boss, I fink dat dere's too much dakka."
"Ya, I fink youse may be roight."
Or
Slaanesh: Like, hay guys, let's, totally like, have a bitchin' tea party! Like, who's with me?
Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
H.B.M.C. wrote: Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
Inquisitor: Hello Sir and Madam, we are sad to report that your sons Jonny and Mike are heretics.
Madam: Oh My Emporer!
Sir: I am going to smack those boys when I see them.
I: sir, Jonny doesn't need to have his smacked, He and his small band of renegade guard were found and executed this morning.
M: What about my little mikey?
I: well, as you know, mike was part of the adeptus asteres, Well, last night, one of our many spies found him worshipping nurgle. He placed a hidden camera and captured footage of it.
M: I cant believe it!
S: you better go and execute him right now!
I: we dont want to interupt what he's donig...
M + S: What?!
I: he found the camera, and sent us this footage...
DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+ JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles. corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day. greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid.
Matt.Kingsley wrote:Inquisitor: Hello Sir and Madam, we are sad to report that your sons Jonny and Mike are heretics.
Madam: Oh My Emporer!
Sir: I am going to smack those boys when I see them.
I: sir, Jonny doesn't need to have his smacked, He and his small band of renegade guard were found and executed this morning.
M: What about my little mikey?
I: well, as you know, mike was part of the adeptus asteres, Well, last night, one of our many spies found him worshipping nurgle. He placed a hidden camera and captured footage of it.
M: I cant believe it!
S: you better go and execute him right now!
I: we dont want to interupt what he's donig...
M + S: What?!
I: he found the camera, and sent us this footage...
Matt.Kingsley wrote:Inquisitor: Hello Sir and Madam, we are sad to report that your sons Jonny and Mike are heretics.
Madam: Oh My Emporer!
Sir: I am going to smack those boys when I see them.
I: sir, Jonny doesn't need to have his smacked, He and his small band of renegade guard were found and executed this morning.
M: What about my little mikey?
I: well, as you know, mike was part of the adeptus asteres, Well, last night, one of our many spies found him worshipping nurgle. He placed a hidden camera and captured footage of it.
M: I cant believe it!
S: you better go and execute him right now!
I: we dont want to interupt what he's donig...
M + S: What?!
I: he found the camera, and sent us this footage...
DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+ JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles. corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day. greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid.
Imperial Scout: "Sir i have the days report for you...but...but I'm not sure how to explain it...
Imperial Commander: "Out with it boy!"
Imperial Scout: "Well ok sir...ok...there seems to be this huge green wall...a tide...coming in our direction only a few clicks away. I was to far away to get a closer look, but It looked like what I just said sir"
Imperial Commander: "Ahhhh crap"
Automatically Appended Next Post: Fresh new Space Marine Scout: "Look daddy, I'm a Space Wolf, no no, I'm a Blood Angle, WAIT no, I'm a Dark Angle, NO NO NO, I'm A ULTRAMARINE!!!!"
Dad: "Wow....your a space marine....woooooo???, NO NO NO YOU KNOW WHAT.....NO!.....
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I'm both orderly and rational. I value control, information, and order. I love structure and hierarchy, and will actively use whatever power or knowledge I have to maintain it. At best, I am lawful and insightful; at worst, I am bureaucratic and tyrannical.
Mael-Dannan Ravenous Angels Tomb Kings Protectorate of Menoth
halonachos wrote:Mordo is evil, the cute walrus wearing a monocle is just a disguise for the evils within the confines of the avatar box.
darksage wrote:And then the darkness approached the computer screen ready to unveil untold horrors on millions of unsuspecting innocents... Some knew him as the bringer of terror...some knew him as the spawn of all things evil...some knew him as the walrus, but then their lives would account for nothing, for they would be dead in seconds of the words leaving their lips.The walrus has posted, prepare for the death of worlds.
I'm both orderly and rational. I value control, information, and order. I love structure and hierarchy, and will actively use whatever power or knowledge I have to maintain it. At best, I am lawful and insightful; at worst, I am bureaucratic and tyrannical.
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Space marine scout: hey! you there, with the sniper rifle!!!
ScII Ghost: out with it
Scout: may i requisition you rifle?
Ghost: why?
Scout: So i may snipe the ork warboss.
Ghost: uh.... *points rifle at green tide, red laser flashes*
Voice from above: Nuclear launch detected.
Warboss: Whut wuz that? *see's large red circle*
Scout: WTF Ghost:... *lowers rifle, and watches nuke fall*
Scout: HOLY EXTERMINATUS! *Watches as the nuke decimates the warboss*
Commisar: hey! for unauthorized us- *ghost cloaks and runs away* i wuz going to give him medal TT^TT
If it's not flashy, it's not magic -marisa (touhou)
i don't care about the terminators over there... just take a look at them when 16 heavy bolters slam into them....
All is forgiven if repaid in Traitor's blood.
when I see them.
Hive Fleet Kronos 3500pts
Craftworld {Insert eldar name} 3000 pts
1000pts and growing fast
707th Lubyan Aquila Banner Motor Rifle Regiment (6000 pts)
Setekh the Eternal, Phaeron of the Kopakh Dynasty, Regent of Nephthys 
Gorgutz Waaagh 2000pts 20-9-9, 1750pts 23-7-13
Ave Dominus Nox 
1500
W7-L1-D4
W0-L0-D0
Ravenous Angels 
Tomb Kings 
Protectorate of Menoth 
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Sacrum