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No that one definitely existed...

ShatteredBlade wrote:CREEEEEEEEEED!

that NEVER existed. That one (kind of) did...in 4chan fluff...

Thou shalt not partake in the viewing of 'Cadia's next top Guardsmen!'

shrike wrote:

ShatteredBlade wrote:CREEEEEEEEEED!

that NEVER existed. That one (kind of) did...in 4chan fluff...

Lets face it. With the general shouty lexicon of Chaos followers at least one of them would have undoubtedly shouted his name in rage at one of his genius tactical manoeuvres.

terminator- "sprint to the objective!"
DE- "yargh."

So tempted to post one of deepest, most amazing stories ever to come out of 40k fluff.

The Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike/

ChrisWWII wrote:So tempted to post one of deepest, most amazing stories ever to come out of 40k fluff.

The Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike/

I'm fairly certain someone has already posted that on this thread...
I'm also in favour of a rule against that being posted without someone directly asking what it is...

A song about Creed! by Dispatch


there was a decorated general with
a heart of gold, that likened him to
all the stories he told
of past battles, won and lost, and
legends of old a seasoned veteran in
his own time

on the battlefield, he gained
respectful fame with many medals
of bravery and stripes to his name
he grew a beard as soon as he could
to cover the scars on his face
and always urged his men on

but on the eve of a great battle
with the infantry in dream
the old general tossed in his sleep
and wrestled with its meaning
he awoke from the night
just to tell what he had seen
and walked slowly out of his tent

all the men held tall with their
chests in the air, with courage in
their blood and a fire in their stare
it was a gray morning and they all
wondered how they would fare
till the old general told them to go home

He said: I have seen the others
and I have discovered
that this fight is not worth fighting
I have seen their mothers
and I will no other
to follow me where I'm going

So,take a shower, shine your shoes
you got no time to lose
you are young men you must be living
Take a shower, shine your shoes
you got no time to lose
you are young men you must be living
go now you are forgiven

but the men stood fast with their
guns on their shoulders not knowing
what to do with the contradicting orders
the general said he would do his own
duty but would extend it no further
the men could go as they pleased

but not a man moved, their eyes gazed straight ahead
till one by one
they stepped back and not a word was said
and the old general was left with his
own words echoing in his head
he then prepared to fight

Killfrenzy Captain: KILLFRENZY KILLFRENZY KILLFRENZY KILLFRENZY KILLFRENZY KILLFRENZY KILLFRENZY KILLFR-*Cough cough* *hacking cough* First Mate?

First Mate: Aye, captain?

Captain: I seem to have some sort of sore throat. Can you please take over while I go find some cough drops?

First Mate: Aye, sir.

Captain: Thank you.

First Mate:KILLFRENZY KILLFRENZY KILLFRENZY KILLFRENZY...

purplefood wrote:
I'm fairly certain someone has already posted that on this thread...
I'm also in favour of a rule against that being posted without someone directly asking what it is...

Hell, I think I might have been the one who posted it....

I am also 100% in favor of that rule.

"My Little Pony,My Little Pony"

-Rough Rider training chant-

Melkhiordarkblade wrote:"My Little Pony,My Little Pony"

-Rough Rider training chant-

Lol!!!!!
+100948284728472848572778584828583828485838483848384838483848473.1!!

Mat Ward: 'Today I think I will write a well-structured codex which doesn't urinate all over existing fluff and anger thousands of players.'

NashVentress wrote:Mat Ward: 'Today I think I will write a well-structured codex which doesn't urinate all over existing fluff and anger thousands of players.'

Mard Ward exsists in 40k?!

Yes, on the planet Birmingham

NashVentress wrote:Yes, on the planet Birmingham

^^
but that wasn't ward, it was many moons ago, during RT-era.

"Wow, Fredyx, I can't believe the raiders are full. I guess we'll just have to let these other humans go." - any DE.

or

"Ah, man! I *wanted* to go to Commorragh!" any human settler getting left behind.

or

"CDIS! Nobody move! Commorragh Department of Immigration Services! Alright guys, round up all undocumented servants. Have 'em deported in no time." -CDIS agent

Dante- "I am commander dante, chapter master of the blood angels, fear me, for I am the oldest and most experienced space marine alive!"
Lysander- "Do you have eternal warrior?"
Dante- "No, but-"
Lysander- "THEN SHUT THE FETH UP."
Danter- *whimper* "okay..." *whimper*

On that note:

Dante: "I am Commander Dante, Chapter Master of the Blood Angels, fear me, for I am the oldest and most experienced Space Marine alive!"
Bjorn: "Are you sure of that? Last time I looked, you weren't around during the Heresy."
Dante: At least I'm not confined to a glorified metal box for all eternity! *snigger*
Bjorn: "Do you have Eternal Warrior?"
Dante: "No, why?"
Bjorn: *Dreadnought-fisty sounds*

"My name is Ahriman, Master of Sorcery. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair."

Mr Nobody wrote:

NashVentress wrote:Mat Ward: 'Today I think I will write a well-structured codex which doesn't urinate all over existing fluff and anger thousands of players.'

Mard Ward exsists in 40k?!

He was, he was a champion of Nurgle who nurgle blessed with the ability to constantly spew out gak but couldn't handle it and became chaos spawn

Exopheric wrote:"My name is Ahriman, Master of Sorcery. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair."

Nice Osymandias.

I tip my hat you.

"Despite the fact that we have the best gun in the galaxy, we cant seem to ever hit anything" - fire warrior

Any tyranid- "I'm full up, let's leave the other platoon."
Any necron- "Trojan file detected!"
Any guardsman- "We have taken no casualties on this mission!"
Any space marine- "What do you mean we don't get any extra ammo clips?!"
Any tau- "CHARGE!!!"
Any dark eldar- "I want a magical princess castle cake and a barbie doll and a pony..."
Any sister of battle- "I think that emperor's a bit overrated, to be honest."
Any inquisitor- "I really like this guy..."
Any ork- "I think that's a bit over the top."
Any khorne follower- "I don't like getting my hands dirty."
Any tzeench follower- "Now that's just low."
Any nurgle follower- "EEEEEEW!"
Any daemon- anything.

Exopheric wrote:"My name is Ahriman, Master of Sorcery. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair."

I am a space clown that protects a magical library... fear me ye foolish one.

Unnamed Sister of Battle: "Ceramite corsetry is extremely comfortable"

purplefood wrote:

Exopheric wrote:"My name is Ahriman, Master of Sorcery. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair."

I am a space clown that protects a magical library... fear me ye foolish one.

Ahriman set out for the Black Library in search of the answer to that age-old question: If a tree falls on a mime, does anybody care?

Exopheric wrote:

purplefood wrote:

Exopheric wrote:"My name is Ahriman, Master of Sorcery. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair."

I am a space clown that protects a magical library... fear me ye foolish one.

Ahriman set out for the Black Library in search of the answer to that age-old question: If a tree falls on a mime, does anybody care?

I think he set out in order to capture one of the clowns so he could test the theory for himself...
That's a dedicated scientist that is...

Exopheric wrote:

purplefood wrote:

Exopheric wrote:"My name is Ahriman, Master of Sorcery. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair."

I am a space clown that protects a magical library... fear me ye foolish one.

Ahriman set out for the Black Library in search of the answer to that age-old question: If a tree falls on a mime, does anybody care?

According to the greatest 40k author of all time C.S. GOTO HERO OF THE MULTILAZOR he's already proven that he can make a mime talk, and then die yet no one will care.

"He was, he was a champion of Nurgle who nurgle blessed with the ability to constantly spew out gak but couldn't handle it and became chaos spawn"

Murdock, I think you're onto something there...

And shrike, I know Birmingham wasn't a Wardism but was merely trying to imply it is where he would be in 40k, or where he deserves to spend a goodly while anyway.