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shrike wrote:
"Son, it's time I showed you the family business."
"Uuh, dad?"
"Yes, son?"
"Well, I...I...-"
"SPIT IT OUT, SON!"
"I want to... dance!"
"You WILL join your brothers in the family business!"
"No, dad."
*Narrows eyes*
"You're dead to me."
*disowned*
BUT SHRIKE! He can dance if he wants too..He can leave his legion behind...cause if he wants to dance, and if they don't dance, then they ain't no battle brother of mine...
Nerivant wrote:The Custodes are the reason Draigo is staying in the Warp.
ObliviousBlueCaboose wrote:I cant wait until i team up with a cron player an kill a land raider with a lasgun.
Black Templars- Nothing makes you manly like unalterable AV 14!
shrike wrote:
"Son, it's time I showed you the family business."
"Uuh, dad?"
"Yes, son?"
"Well, I...I...-"
"SPIT IT OUT, SON!"
"I want to... dance!"
"You WILL join your brothers in the family business!"
"No, dad."
*Narrows eyes*
"You're dead to me."
*disowned*
BUT SHRIKE! He can dance if he wants too..He can leave his legion behind...cause if he wants to dance, and if they don't dance, then they ain't no battle brother of mine...
No, he can't. Da Emprah says so.
Okay, him and HIS LEGION joined the eldar, and the danced and gave flower necklaces to everyone, and tau came and they had a big party and everyone was happy.
*They were renamed blood angels.
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DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+ JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles. corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day. greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid.
D- dancer
S- sarge
C- chapter master
continued:
C- "This is the chapter master"
S- "hey, um, the evil heretics you mentioned? They seem to be in the middle of a dance and singing 'we are family'."
C- "I love dance! I'll teleport in and watch."
S- "Sir, are you sure-"
*teleports*
C- "wow, they have talent!"
S- "Chapter master, should we open fire?"
C- "wait! Let them finish!"
*finishes dance*
D- "Ta da!"
C- "Bravo! Bravo!"
C- *Whispers* "open fire."
DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+ JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles. corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day. greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid.
"Well back in the day it was widely known that all the primarchs had a specific role, Dorn was the defender, Kurze the 'inspiration' and so on. Now Horus, he was the lawyer."-Malcador the Sigilite on the primarchs
Dakka Bingo! By Ouze "You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry.
Chaos Lord Gir wrote:Tech Priest watching the display
Tech Priest: I for one question the flexibility of ceramite and plasteel.
And the horror of lycra over the sacred machine form!
chapter master- "Belay that order- I've got the fever!" (starts 70's disco dancing)
S- "sir..."
C- "Just dance!"
(3 hours later)
S- "can we stop dancing now?"
C- "spoilsport. Oh, okay."
(2 days later)
Techmarine- Okay, who put disco balls in all the rhinos?
C- "uuh..."
T- *facepalm*
C- "Sorry..."
T- "and who altered the vox on all the helmets to play the beatles?!"
C- "...uuh..."
Chaplain- "what's going on?"
T- "Dave here made everything gay."
*Chaplain shoots techmarine*
chaplain- "ALTERNATE LIFESTYLE, NOT GAY!!!"
*Chapter master dave and chaplain Jim skip away, holding hands into thier rhino.*
*They drive away blasting out 'yellow submarine' with oil drums on ropes dragging behind, with 'just married' painted on the back*
DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+ JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles. corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day. greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid.
"Why can't we be friends?"-Kharn the Betrayer, Battle of Skalathrax.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze "You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry.
More like a techmarine trying to fix a rhino, fails, and tries to get it to work by kicking it and clobbering it with a hammer.
DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+ JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles. corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day. greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid.
Any Chaos army which contains at least two units of plague marines may include Ba'Stanq. Ba'Stanq counts as a Sorcerer with a Mark of Nurgle, a demon weapon, and can use the psychic ability Doomfart.
And ripped from someone's sig here...
Guardsman: Nice assault cannon, commissar! What's it for?
Commissar: For when the whole platoon breaks morale.
And courtesy of the guard codex...
Guardsman with a flamer: Hey, can I have some of your frag grenades? I feel like I'm going to be assaulting something today.
mony python=win.
I wanna see in the IG:
blackadder (goes forth)
that sergeant "marching up and down the square"
the marx brother (in duck soup- the one that doesn't talk)
baldrick (goes forth)
and chuck norris.
They would form the most epic kill team...
"sir?"
"yes?"
"A kill team member has destroyed our heavy weapons teams."
"destroyed?"
"yes. Killed seems too...much of an understatement."
"where are the bodies?"
"they...disintegrated"
"?!"
"on impact."
"with..?"
"chuck norris's fist."
""
DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+ JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles. corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day. greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid.
DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+ JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles. corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day. greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid.
hmmm i can see someone building a sarge with quite a big `stach...that would cover the up and down marching sarge... and old SOTR Officer for the WWII version of blackadder...
and well we´ve been there with ol chuck...so that leaves baldrick and the marxbrothers as concripts or more like last chancers?
I can see baldrick as a "red shirt", like from 4th ed. kill team.
and the marx brother? The one that has everything, like inspector gadget...demo guy?
DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+ JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles. corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day. greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid.
DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+ JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles. corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day. greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid.
"Remember, every guardsman is a valuable member of the team who brings wholly unique life experiences and perspectives to the army. The loss of even a single solider is a true tragedy..."
Flayed One: Hey guys, which way to HQ?
Guardsmen: Holy crap! You're wearing Ted's skin!
Flayed One: Uh,... No I'm not?
I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly.
Necrons? A trifle! It was simply a matter of outsmarting them... you see, Necrons have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them, until they reached their limit and shutdown.
- Commander Chenkov on his most recent victory
The Kool-Aid Man is NOT cool! He's a public menace, DESTROYING walls and buildings so he can pour his sugary juice out for people!"- Linkara on the Kool-Aid Man
htj wrote:I break my conscripts down into squads of ten, then equip them with heavy weapons and special weapons. I pay 1pt to upgrade their WS, BS and Ld, then combine them into larger squads when deployed. I've found them to be quite effective.
Viktor von Domm wrote:well then something in the lines of an IG sargent doing something like that?
I should have joined the British Army!!
...I want that mustache
It's standard issue.
"I'm the best at what i do. And what i do isn't very nice"-Manufactorum worker
"Xenos scum, surrender immediatly, you will not be harmed... promise"-Marshall Feryt of the Black Templars chapter
Dakka Bingo! By Ouze "You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry.
"Sir, it's a Soul Grinder!" -Last words of a Grey Knights squad, before they we're pummeled into the ground by a vehicle they couldn't hurt.
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Thunderfrog wrote:
+1 Str for like 5 points? To autocannons or assault cannons? Hell yea. Then the Reinforced Aegis upgrade for free AND the ability to ignore stunned shaken.. pretty much for free..
Other Dreadnaughts should just go somewhere and be a toaster.
Mattieu~~~~ It's not that eldar are bad, it's that they require a lot of intergration between units. Also, that doesnt prove anything other than GW has a huge hard-on for marines, and, given the option between making a xeno the best psykers or making a marine the best psyker, they will 9 times out of 10 choose the marine.
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Tzeentchling9 wrote:Mephy can't be swept. He is still a marine so he has the, "And They Shall Never Get Removed From The Table After Losing Combat Like Everyone Else Because They Are The Poster Boys" special rule.
" -KingCracker
too far.
W/L/D 6e 3/2/0
W/L/D 6e 0/2/0
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Maybe you hang out with immature women. Maybe you're attracted to immature women because you think they'll let you shpadoink them.