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"My name is Venerable brother Maximus Decimus Merdius and it's time to get this party started!"-Venerable brother Maximus Decimus Meridius, dreadnought of the Sable Swords chapter, interred 999 .M41
Dakka Bingo! By Ouze "You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry.
Crewmember of the Titan Wazzadakka killed just before he bursts into the cockpit via the glass-
"Dammit, I TOLD you we should'nt have bought the clearance Titan windshield from Wal-Mart!"
(\__/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny
(")_(") to help him gain world domination
one dakka poster's view on the Tau.....("Damn liberal Hindu anime commie nazis led by a pope, curse those peace loving fish-cow-men doing massacres and genocides all the time")
ChiliPowderKeg, about his tau, thinks
Unlike you lot I love playing my space Hindu utilitarian anime robot fish cow people.
purplefood wrote:"My name is Venerable brother Maximus Decimus Merdius and it's time to get this party started!"-Venerable brother Maximus Decimus Meridius, dreadnought of the Sable Swords chapter, interred 999 .M41
"My name is Venerable brother Biggus Dickus"
" "
"What's so funny?"
DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+ JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles. corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day. greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid.
purplefood wrote:"My name is Venerable brother Maximus Decimus Merdius and it's time to get this party started!"-Venerable brother Maximus Decimus Meridius, dreadnought of the Sable Swords chapter, interred 999 .M41
"My name is Venerable brother Biggus Dickus"
" "
"What's so funny?"
"How do you even gnash teeth? Honestly, when people come up with sayings they should put more thought into them, makes me want to go all exterminatus on their ass"-Inquisitor Amberly Vail of the Ordo Xenos on reading the Prophecy of Seer Malakar
Dakka Bingo! By Ouze "You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry.
Killing daemons, heretics, witches, worse witches, mindless robots, traitors, hungry bugs, green skins and space communists needs your monetary support.
"How many men did you lose to the Tyranids? Almost 300? And a Titan legion? We didn't even lose a company"-Colonel Jeris of the Cadian 5th regiment to an Ultramarine captain after the battle against Hive Fleet Scarabus
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze "You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry.
...tanks from the 23rd and 48th batallion were flanked by tanks from the enemies' 56th batallion. It was then that General Smedfordshire revealed his secret weapon: a slightly larger tank.
MechaEmperor7000 wrote:In the Space Marine Future Of the Space Marine Milleinum, there is only Space Marines.
continued:
"that was because you were 2000km away, firing basilisks at them."
"It worked, didn't it?"
*Power fist to the face*
*guardsmen look horrifically at captain*
"uuh, heretic."
*everyone returns to normal*
the end.
DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+ JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles. corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day. greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid.
"By the emperor's throne! I can't feel my legs!" Dreadnought Walking for the first time.
"What do you mean we are out ammo?" Commanding Officer at the Battle of Markimus V.
"Hmm, were surronded on both sides and the enemy has an entire fleet that has crippled our ships! Brothers get into the torpedos!" Wolf Lord ____________ before the victory against the Chaos Armada.
"Oh Throne no." *explosion* Last words of Librarian of the Ultramarines before a warlord titan fell on him and squished him like a bug.
"I am a the Emperor's leaf on the wind, Watch how I soar." Insane Pilot Wash of the Cadians air defense.
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war.
"Do you know how much trouble I'd get in if i killed one of you? The answer is not much"-Wulfric Iron-Hide
"Surrounded? Excellent now we can charge in any direction"-Wolf Lord Freki Skarsenn
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze "You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry.
Ork tank buster: "OI Grot get 'ere"
Grot: "y..y...yess"
Ork tank buster: "frow dis"
Ork tank buster pulls the pin out of a stikk bomb and hands the pin to the Grot
Grot throws the pin
Ork tank buster: "Oh wait dad was der rong bit..." BOOM
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purplefood wrote:"Surrounded? Excellent now we can charge in any direction"-Wolf Lord Freki Skarsenn
+1 for that.
"My eyes! My eyes!"- anon. astropath
"You know, you never told us your name." "Marbo." "Where are you from?" "Catachan." "Why'd you leave?" "I got drafted in Chronus." "And you just stayed?" "It's complicated." "You have family back home?" "Don't know." "aren't you curious to see how things might've changed back home?" "Gotta have a reason for that."
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DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+ JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles. corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day. greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid.
"Okay so here's the plan: When the Chaos Marines drop down I'll jump out and strangle the Lord to death with this vine and you guys come out and kill everyone else, any questions?"-Colonel Iron-hand Straken during the briefing of his regimental officers during the defense of Catachan
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze "You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry.
"Sir! I found an Eldar craft like, but it is beeping! Wow its turning green!" Imperial Guard Private after founding a Necron a artifact and before getting annihilated.
"Who the hell are the Fallen Angels, Dark Angel Captain?" LOST CONTACT.
"Sir we found something it is called 4 something chan. Or someother piece of crap. Can we burn it?" Inquisitor Henchmen Relic Destroyer Ron.
"Wheres my grenades?" Grenadier Luke
From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war.
Asherian Command wrote:"Wheres my grenades?" Grenadier Luke
*snigger*
"Bob! I need those!"
*snigger*
"Where did you put them?"
*snigger*
"Bob, stop feeding ogryns my grenades!"
*snigger*
DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+ JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles. corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day. greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid.
"Hey, boss. Did you say these robots were our friends?"-Tau firewarrior during the first contact with the Necrons.
Dakka Bingo! By Ouze "You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry.
"Horus wasn't really killed by the Emperor, Creed outflanked a Baneblade through space and time, it landed in the bridge and killed Horus"-Herax archive currently under quarantine by the Inquisition
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze "You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry.
"...dunno, go say hi. Since everyone else seems to hate us, let's make some friends"
*approaches necron lord*
"uuh, hi."
...
"have a daisy chain."
*thump*
"AAAAAAAAH!"
>comms end<
DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+ JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles. corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day. greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid.
Arhiman: Ok, I'll start reading the rubric! Let see now... In the naam... the neem... the name! the name of Tzain... Tzeint... Tzeensh... Tzeentch, I will naw... nao now... dee... deffund... defend! ...all thii... the... Tausen... Thausun... Thouson...
A second sorcerer enters and takes the book. Second sorcerer: In the name of Tzeentch I will now defend all the Thousand Sons, from the mootai... muuta... mutatti...
A third sorcerer enters. Third sorcerer: Mutating!
S: Mutating?
T: the mutating powers of.. of Sheeyo... Shayos...
Ahriman takes the book. A: Chaos! The mutating powers of Chaos!
S: Aha, I see...
No wonder it didn't work as planned.
(For you who didn't quite understand, I was inspirated by this sketch.
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idolator wrote:That Nob is carrying a big honking gun that happens to have two barrels. You could call it a twin-linked shoota if you want, you could also call it Susan.
Any Chaos army which contains at least two units of plague marines may include Ba'Stanq. Ba'Stanq counts as a Sorcerer with a Mark of Nurgle, a demon weapon, and can use the psychic ability Doomfart.
And ripped from someone's sig here...
Guardsman: Nice assault cannon, commissar! What's it for?
Commissar: For when the whole platoon breaks morale.
And courtesy of the guard codex...
Guardsman with a flamer: Hey, can I have some of your frag grenades? I feel like I'm going to be assaulting something today.
Guardsman with a heavy bolter: Go get your own.
I believe that would be mine Ailaros it was inspired by the part in the book "Grey Knights" after (SPOILER) the GK ship crashes into the guardsmen and they are all lost and broken and the commissar shoots them at random, also all russian commissars seem to have machine guns so
Karmine (gears of war): "Why is it people without helmets seem to live longer!"
Marcus Phoenix: "Its easier to spot snipers"
Chapter master: "I agree" *stares at tactical marines wearing helmets*
"Ah, dont worry! We are well out of ra-FREEEM" last recording from a guardsmens vox.
*two grey knights talking during a purge*
GK1: So, hows things? *rips halberd from chest of dead damon* GK2: Oh same old same old, just killing some daemons *squelch* GK1: Thought you'd mix things up a bit?
" -KingCracker
Maybe you hang out with immature women. Maybe you're attracted to immature women because you think they'll let you shpadoink them. 
Evidently we must strive to be the fierce redeemer of man, yet what shall redeem us? 
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