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When your templates go missing at a tourny and when you ask where they are nobody knows anything.

...when you realise youv'e superglued your model to your hand.

When you're in your GW store and you can't find your fine detail brush. You look around the table to see that a young child has covered it in dollops of paint and is using it to basecoat his tank

Deathly Angel wrote:When you're in your GW store and you can't find your fine detail brush. You look around the table to see that a young child has covered it in dollops of paint and is using it to basecoat his tank

What did you do about it?

MrMerlin wrote:

Deathly Angel wrote:When you're in your GW store and you can't find your fine detail brush. You look around the table to see that a young child has covered it in dollops of paint and is using it to basecoat his tank

What did you do about it?

Taught the child to keep their hands to themselves hopefully.

Durza wrote:

MrMerlin wrote:

Deathly Angel wrote:When you're in your GW store and you can't find your fine detail brush. You look around the table to see that a young child has covered it in dollops of paint and is using it to basecoat his tank

What did you do about it?

Taught the child to keep their hands to themselves hopefully.

And hopefully taught them that that is the single worst possible brush to use on a tank?

People who care way to much about winning try to crack jokes when you say you play CSM

im2randomghgh wrote:

Durza wrote:

MrMerlin wrote:

Deathly Angel wrote:When you're in your GW store and you can't find your fine detail brush. You look around the table to see that a young child has covered it in dollops of paint and is using it to basecoat his tank

What did you do about it?

Taught the child to keep their hands to themselves hopefully.

And hopefully taught them that that is the single worst possible brush to use on a tank?

I politely told him that this wasn't the store's brush and he should ask if he can use it, and that it is terrible for the brush to basecoat with it. I was nice to him, he didn't know any better.

You know that sinking feeling when victory depends on you rolling a 2+ save and every time you get a 1...

You know that sinking feeling when you deep strike half of your epic army in one turn, including seriously expensive vehicles and your newest and most favourite model, and they die because they land in terrain...

You know that sinking feeling when an imperial guard sergeant kills a carnifex...

you know that sinking feeling when bs4 doesnt seem to hit a single time....

The sinking feeling you get when your melee oriented HQ gets taken down in close combat by Devastators. (Though I found it hilarious in a fun game)

Luco wrote:The sinking feeling you get when your melee oriented HQ gets taken down in close combat by Devastators. (Though I found it hilarious in a fun game)

whats worse: if ANY HQ gets himself killed in cc by grots. my grots once managed to kill an unharmed herad of zeench with all upgrades (hes like t5 and 4 or 5 wound plus a 4+ invul.)
And it wansnt the runtherd doing the killing, it was the grots. I never saw so many sixes in a row Oh man was my opponent mad at me....

...When you lack any inspiration to buy new tau for your army.

...when you can see 15 spikey flying death machines on the other side of the table.


Nom XD

....when you find your prized Assault terminator squad out of cover after assault and in the front of 4 necron warrior squads.

When you lose your last two TH/SS Terminators to a single stormbolter round from an imobolized dreadnought.

When you try out Iridium armour plates

im2randomghgh wrote:When you try out Iridium armour plates

Just wondering, what is bad about them?

forruner_mercy wrote:

im2randomghgh wrote:When you try out Iridium armour plates

Just wondering, what is bad about them?

Everything, especailly the way the limit your mobilty,

Nom

nomsheep wrote:

forruner_mercy wrote:

im2randomghgh wrote:When you try out Iridium armour plates

Just wondering, what is bad about them?

Everything, especailly the way the limit your mobilty,

Nom

Ah, ok.

forruner_mercy wrote:

nomsheep wrote:

forruner_mercy wrote:

im2randomghgh wrote:When you try out Iridium armour plates

Just wondering, what is bad about them?

Everything, especailly the way the limit your mobilty,

Nom

Ah, ok.

Crisis suit-JSJ=poo

im2randomghgh wrote:

forruner_mercy wrote:

nomsheep wrote:

forruner_mercy wrote:

im2randomghgh wrote:When you try out Iridium armour plates

Just wondering, what is bad about them?

Everything, especailly the way the limit your mobilty,

Nom

Ah, ok.

Crisis suit-JSJ=poo

Correction: Crisis suit-JSJ=still too fast for marines

killykavekommando wrote:

im2randomghgh wrote:

forruner_mercy wrote:

nomsheep wrote:

forruner_mercy wrote:

im2randomghgh wrote:When you try out Iridium armour plates

Just wondering, what is bad about them?

Everything, especailly the way the limit your mobilty,

Nom

Ah, ok.

Crisis suit-JSJ=poo

Correction: Crisis suit-JSJ=still too fast for marines

...-JSJ same speed as marines.

im2randomghgh wrote:

killykavekommando wrote:

im2randomghgh wrote:

forruner_mercy wrote:

nomsheep wrote:

forruner_mercy wrote:

im2randomghgh wrote:When you try out Iridium armour plates

Just wondering, what is bad about them?

Everything, especailly the way the limit your mobilty,

Nom

Ah, ok.

Crisis suit-JSJ=poo

Correction: Crisis suit-JSJ=still too fast for marines

...-JSJ same speed as marines.

Not with an orca!!!!!!!!

killykavekommando wrote:

im2randomghgh wrote:

killykavekommando wrote:

im2randomghgh wrote:

forruner_mercy wrote:

nomsheep wrote:

forruner_mercy wrote:

im2randomghgh wrote:When you try out Iridium armour plates

Just wondering, what is bad about them?

Everything, especailly the way the limit your mobilty,

Nom

Ah, ok.

Crisis suit-JSJ=poo

Correction: Crisis suit-JSJ=still too fast for marines

...-JSJ same speed as marines.

Not with an orca!!!!!!!!

If it's apocalypse then an individual suit wouldn't matter anyways.

I see the point cost of the monstrous creature I took

guard shooting phase happens

multiassault is declared

my friends rolls his purple dice (roll aberrantly high, we all use them)

warp lance fails to kill something

strength 8 wounds are inflicted

AP 5 wounds are inflicted

genies fail to rend

my zoanthrope falls over again

space marines get out of a rhino

I wreck a vehicle in a stupid place and it blocks me from shooting/assaulting/moving

when I accidentally explode a vehicle I wanted to wreck for cover

the rupture cannon misses

AP 3 wounds happen

my friend points out his lowest save model is the same as my highest save

my opponent says "conversion beamer", or "orbital strike centered on"

the marines hide in the rhino and completely negate the gaunts' ability to do anything then disembark on the other side, drive the rhino our of the way and rapid fire the whole squad to death

a single ymargl won't fit and it screws everything up

the game ends too early

^^ WIN!


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and you guys up there STOP MAKING ANOTHER QUOTE PYRAMID!!

MrMerlin wrote:^^ WIN!


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and you guys up there STOP MAKING ANOTHER QUOTE PYRAMID!!

He knows too much...

im2randomghgh wrote:

MrMerlin wrote:^^ WIN!


Automatically Appended Next Post:
and you guys up there STOP MAKING ANOTHER QUOTE PYRAMID!!

He knows too much...

I'll get the flamer.

When someone has to get the flamer.