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liquidjoshi wrote:When someone has to get the flamer.

Well played, sir, well played!

...When you realize that you have been playing Tau for three-four years, and still don't have an apoc army.

Footsloggin wrote:

killykavekommando wrote:If you mean DS armies, then power to you! I hate those buttholes!

Actually talking about:

CREEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

Salted Diamond wrote:

Footsloggin wrote:

killykavekommando wrote:If you mean DS armies, then power to you! I hate those buttholes!

Actually talking about:

CREEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

...When someone brings up a two-month-old post again.

killykavekommando wrote:

Salted Diamond wrote:

Footsloggin wrote:

killykavekommando wrote:If you mean DS armies, then power to you! I hate those buttholes!

Actually talking about:

CREEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

...When someone brings up a two-month-old post again.

Did you guys notice the Imperator Creed hid behind the tank?

...When your opponent has only 500 points of Guard on the table in a 3,000 point tournament...and then CREEEEEEEDs a Warlord Titan out of reserves on turn 2.

Teln wrote:...When your opponent has only 500 points of Guard on the table in a 3,000 point tournament...and then CREEEEEEEDs a Warlord Titan out of reserves on turn 2.

WTF? Sneaky little git, wasn't he?

...All alone in my sinking feeling-less world.

Nobody knows the trouble I see. (sing along, guys!)

That sinking feeling you get when your opponent pulls out a masterfully painted army of chaos daemons to combat you rag-tag ork infantry horde.

Teln wrote:...When your opponent has only 500 points of Guard on the table in a 3,000 point tournament...and then CREEEEEEEDs a Warlord Titan out of reserves on turn 2.

When he thinks he's being sneaky and then your Manta has a word with his titan. And the word is "Railgun+"

you know that sinking feeling when a monolith materialises infront of your men and vaporises them

Captain Knight wrote:you know that sinking feeling when a monolith materialises infront of your men and vaporises them

...that monolith is destroyed in 1 round of shooting from a broadside team.

...when you dont find the time to paint much....

MrMerlin wrote:...when you dont find the time to paint much....

When you spend more on wargaming than all other forms of entertainment, put together.

im2randomghgh wrote:

MrMerlin wrote:...when you dont find the time to paint much....

When you spend more on wargaming than all other forms of entertainment, put together.

whys that bad? If you think about it, wargaming also entertains you more than all your other entertainments put together (well in my case at least)

im2randomghgh wrote:

Captain Knight wrote:you know that sinking feeling when a monolith materialises infront of your men and vaporises them

...that monolith is destroyed in 1 shot from a broadside.

Fix'd

Damn railguns...

... when you can never find the time for wargaming, dissapear, come back and they now have finecast, new sisters, new crons, new tomb kings, and new ogre kingdoms.



Nom

...when you ask your opponent how much initiative an ork has and his answer is "six."

When you see lelith Hesperax in CC with your Shas'O

im2randomghgh wrote:When you see lelith Hesperax in CC with your Shas'O

This is when you choose to run and gun her down with single squad of FW fire. Or 8 hammerheads.

killykavekommando wrote:
This is when you choose to run and gun her down with single squad of FW fire. Or 8 hammerheads.

8 hammerheads? Your dice were really that mean to you?

When you're girlfriend lets herself into your flat - catching you watching some adult entertainment on your laptop - only to point at the space marine on your desk and looking rather shocked and stunned asks what it is...

There's no topping that!

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ATrueArgonaut wrote:When you're girlfriend lets herself into your flat - catching you watching some adult entertainment on your laptop - only to point at the space marine on your desk and looking rather shocked and stunned asks what it is...

Based on a true story I imagine? If that happened to me, I'd have a place of honour for that mini for the rest of its days.

CuddlySquig wrote:

killykavekommando wrote:
This is when you choose to run and gun her down with single squad of FW fire. Or 8 hammerheads.

8 hammerheads? Your dice were really that mean to you?

...What FoC were YOU using?

im2randomghgh wrote:

CuddlySquig wrote:

killykavekommando wrote:
This is when you choose to run and gun her down with single squad of FW fire. Or 8 hammerheads.

8 hammerheads? Your dice were really that mean to you?

...What FoC were YOU using?

I think he was implying shooting her to death

..when your monolith is shot down on the first turn.

forruner_mercy wrote:

im2randomghgh wrote:

CuddlySquig wrote:

killykavekommando wrote:
This is when you choose to run and gun her down with single squad of FW fire. Or 8 hammerheads.

8 hammerheads? Your dice were really that mean to you?

...What FoC were YOU using?

I think he was implying shooting her to death

He mentioned tau, ofc he meant shoot her too death.

The only alternative is to tarpit her in a never-ending mass of kroot. Last I checked almost 200 can fit into the Tau FoC, more if it weren't for 1+ Firewarriors.

When you think you might be flat footed and DQed from the navy, but then it turns out your feets are totally normal

im2randomghgh wrote:

Captain Knight wrote:you know that sinking feeling when a monolith materialises infront of your men and vaporises them

...that monolith is destroyed in 1 round of shooting from a broadside team.

My broadsides tend to miss and glance things. Wat do?

*Edit* Silly me I forgot about the Necrons getting updated (whoops ), is the Newcron Monolith less or more deadly/"difficult" than the previous incarnation?

On-Topic: When most of the enemy gets to your Tau castle formation. On turn one.