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2014/04/25 23:03:38
Subject: Teacher Suspended for Giving Student a Lap Dance
Prosecutors in Houston, Texas charged a middle school teacher because she gave a full-on lap dance to a boy for his birthday in front of an entire class of no-doubt impressed preteens.
The teacher, Felicia Smith, staged the lap dance in her classroom at Stovall Middle School on February 26, reports local CBS affiliate KHOU.
When police interviewed the unnamed student, he said Smith, 42, had seductively placed a school chair in front of the classroom after the tardy bell rang. Music began to play – from some undisclosed source – and several students in the class began yelling raucously that the birthday boy should sit down in the chair.
Once the kid sat down, the fortysomething teacher gave him what was perhaps his first full-contact lap dance. According to a police report, Smith did the thing where she turned around and swiveled her butt on the middle school student. She rubbed her hands all over his body. She also got down on her knees and stuck her head between the boy’s legs.
It’s not clear if the kid enjoyed the lap dance. However, he admitted that he did slap Smith’s ass a couple times.
The incident lasted a little over three-and-a-half minutes — presumably the duration of the song that was playing. It’s not clear which song was chosen for the special occasion.
At the end of the lap dance, Smith hugged the boy and told him, “I love you, baby. Happy birthday,” according to KHOU.
When police questioned Smith, she said she provided the lap dance at the urging of students in the class. She noted that she almost fell down a few times while performing the acrobatics required of the lap dance.
Somebody – it’s not clear who – apparently filmed the spectacle. The Harris County district attorney and the Aldine, Texas police department both have copies of the video.
Smith faces a single criminal charge: improper relationship with student. She is free on a $30,000 bond.
A statement released by the local school district explained that Smith “was removed from the campus during the investigation and has not returned.”
It’s not clear if she is still being paid while her criminal case meanders through the court system.
My favorite part:
It’s not clear if the kid enjoyed the lap dance. However, he admitted that he did slap Smith’s ass a couple times.
Amidst the mists and coldest frosts he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
2014/04/25 23:06:15
Subject: Teacher Suspended for Giving Student a Lap Dance
If I weren't on my tablet, I'd post that section from South Park's Miss Teacher Bangs A Boy where Kyle tells the cops the teacher is sleeping with Ike.
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2014/04/25 23:12:20
Subject: Re:Teacher Suspended for Giving Student a Lap Dance
DarkTraveler777 wrote: Wait, what? How the hell does a 42 year-old middle school teacher arrive at the decision to give a student a lap dance?
Uranium in the drinking water?
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2014/04/25 23:15:06
Subject: Re:Teacher Suspended for Giving Student a Lap Dance
Somebody – it’s not clear who – apparently filmed the spectacle.
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2014/04/25 23:16:10
Subject: Teacher Suspended for Giving Student a Lap Dance
We never had entertainment like that at our school.
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2014/04/26 02:44:23
Subject: Teacher Suspended for Giving Student a Lap Dance
Our high school chemistry teacher was suspected of sleeping with tenth grade guys. She was 25, a redhead, and had tits the size of watermelons. The school canned her, and hired a middle aged guy who is actually the relative of a famous celebrity. I'm leaving names out as it would actually be excessively easy to track down who is who by giving names, and I have no desire to see the hot chem teacher get in trouble by telling who her replacement was, thus figuring out her name. Of course, she's about 40 now, but still, I bet she's still hot as hell.
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2014/04/26 02:52:32
Subject: Teacher Suspended for Giving Student a Lap Dance
Kovnik Obama wrote: I want that woman's brain extracted and conserved for scientific purposes.
You're being awfully optimistic by assuming she has a brain.
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2014/04/26 04:05:12
Subject: Teacher Suspended for Giving Student a Lap Dance
It is a valuable life skill. One wrong move and bam, the cops are walking you out the door while she screams at the arresting officer "no one's treated me that way since my father!"
LordofHats wrote: It is a valuable life skill. One wrong move and bam, the cops are walking you out the door while she screams at the arresting officer "no one's treated me that way since my father!"
See, this just supports my opinion on high school - 4/5 of the crap they teach you is useless. How many times have you measured the shadow of a tree to figure out how tall the tree is? A third of high school ought to be useful life lessons. How to change a fuse, how to check/change your oil, balance a checkbook, snake a drain, basic - and I mean basic cooking lessons, how to drive stick, basic recognition of how advertisements lie to you, how to not get bounced out of a stripclub/bar ..... but instead they teach pottery like it has some intrinsic social worth. Holy crap, I made a whistle.
2014/04/26 05:47:07
Subject: Teacher Suspended for Giving Student a Lap Dance
LordofHats wrote: It is a valuable life skill. One wrong move and bam, the cops are walking you out the door while she screams at the arresting officer "no one's treated me that way since my father!"
See, this just supports my opinion on high school - 4/5 of the crap they teach you is useless. How many times have you measured the shadow of a tree to figure out how tall the tree is? A third of high school ought to be useful life lessons. How to change a fuse, how to check/change your oil, balance a checkbook, snake a drain, basic - and I mean basic cooking lessons, how to drive stick, basic recognition of how advertisements lie to you, how to not get bounced out of a stripclub/bar ..... but instead they teach pottery like it has some intrinsic social worth. Holy crap, I made a whistle.
Indeed, I didn't learn much anything useful between the ages of 14 and 18.
We could probably revolutionize our school system if we cut High School down to 5 classes. Algebra, basic maintenance of household equipment and vehicles, cooking, personal finances, and your choice of a practical elective(some sort of trade skill. Like Welding, Carpentry, Painting, etc...)
Boom, cut High School down to 2 years and create functioning adults.
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Platuan4th wrote: If I weren't on my tablet, I'd post that section from South Park's Miss Teacher Bangs A Boy where Kyle tells the cops the teacher is sleeping with Ike.
Glad I'm not the only one that immediately thought of this.
Bromsy wrote: How many times have you measured the shadow of a tree to figure out how tall the tree is?
Never, but I've certainly done enough other trig calculations using the same principles. The point isn't to learn practical tree-measuring skills, it's to understand how math works.
Grey Templar wrote: Boom, cut High School down to 2 years and create functioning adults.
Well, as long as you define "functioning" as "not qualified for college or any high-end jobs". And as long as you don't value education for its own sake.
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2014/04/26 07:51:11
Subject: Teacher Suspended for Giving Student a Lap Dance
Jihadnik wrote: Kids have to learn about that stuff somewhere, and if their parents won't teach them...
No. Educating is one thing, experiencing is another. Even if the guy the lap dance was performed on was ready for it, it does not mean the other students in the class were. One should be extra prudent about anything related to sex, and clearly, from a teacher and therefore an authority figure, that was very wrong.
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2014/04/26 07:57:35
Subject: Teacher Suspended for Giving Student a Lap Dance
Thing with these 'sex with a teacher' style cases, you know the kid probably doesn't see it as a horrible abuse of his innocence. Heck if I had ever got to dance the horizontal tango with the hot teacher in our school and word got out about it, the only trouble I would have had would have been painfully sore hands from the sheer volume of random hi-fives from people as I walked past.
Really what im saying is that perhaps we need to lighten up a little on the whole 'appropriate behaviour for a teacher' thing, maybe if they weren't legally required to act like crusty old humourless farts, kids might actually want to go to school and learn.
At te end of the day it was a bit of harmless fun, not like she was luring him back to her gingerbread house to eat him or anything, the kid is probably basking in the glory, and no one got hurt so just give her a warning and get on with more important issues
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